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Well Louis better wear Depends, tell you what. There's no traffic up there,sooo. OK not to much anyway. Do you think he'd like a ride faster than lite

quote]Couldn't you be a regular hero AND remain a super girl???

Your so lucky your married.... otherwise ...

And if Louis doesn't wear Depends, do you make him put on wetsuit pants and bicycle clips before take off?

Wouldn't that depend on whether on not we wants to arrive 'premature' or get there on time?

Oh, and I never let the married bit get in the way... but what the the heck is this  "otherwise" ???

Otherwise Starkers, you wouldn't stand a chance.(or is it me) I'd be on you, how you say ,,,like white on rice

And Louis well, oops.  Good thing he remembered his parachute.

     Parachute ain't gonna help Louis 'cause prevailing winds having been redirected by a starkerbark blasted him three times around the planet faster than the Flash. Who by the way did try really hard to outrun the starkerbark but wasn't fast enough. He may be able to circle the planet three times in one second but by the time he got around the first he ran smack dab into the starkerbark head first or should I say nose first which really destroyed his olfactory senses so he can no longer smell the difference and poor Louis was stuck high up in the ionosphere being carried on the starkerbark shockwave which caused the entire powernet to fizzle and sparkle and eventually die out and plunging the planet into another stoneage. What's next...another starkerbark heard round the world bringing on another ice age

Wow Havu, been sneekin some of that secret brain cabbage I heard about

How did you know I like being on the bottom?

And is that like white on rice... or like paint all over a mural?

Also, if I don't stand a chance, does that mean you'd bring those lovely fluffy handcuffs and silken scented blindfold you use so well?

Just curious... and do I need to be worried?  Last time I allowed myself to be blindfolded and cuffed like that, the cops found me chained stark-bollock naked to a light pole up the street.

Um, don't you think the heat generated by another starkerbark would actually cause an El Nino anomoly and soaring temperatures, particularly in areas with reduced airflow due to lots of high-rises everywhere?  Look out New York!

Brain Cabbage?  More like he's been fermenting his curried cabbage and getting drunk... or he's adding a 'secret herb' to the recipe, dontcha think?

Ummma, well I'm not the one to point the finger there,considering I indulge on

occasion

(once but I didn't inhale)

Clinton jokes not allowed...... ......He couldn't handle this stuff anyways.

I used to indulge...then mine brain got fried. Don't do that no more...no no no. Better to watch out for starkerbarks.

Got me a heavy duty Acme windsock...$1.99 after mail in rebate...it's made from successive layers of flubber rubber with a hole in it. Works too...except when the wind blows. Then you can here an eerie whistle comin' from it. Sounds like two opposing tornadoes with a distinct Aussie accent. I think they came from Oz.

2 very good questions

(just say no)

Hey Uvah, just curious, does a little weed mixed in with the curried cabbage recipe make for more laid back, mellow barks, or for those more 'high' pitched ones???

Don't mellow out too much or you get loose sphincter.

Doesn't that depend on who's toe you step on

And whether or not you're wearing hobnail boots???

They actually take longer on the exit. One really good one lasted all of seven seconds. Not that I timed it of course but the...uh...aroma...my friends husband passed out (he fell asleep on the couch) mouth wide open...she actually thought he had succumbed to the bark.

True story although it wasn't mine. And hobnail boots Those'll put a dent in your in your tush. Unlees of course you like that sort of thing

You haven't heard of them?  They're a heavy duty work boot with round-headed nails covering the soles from heel to toe. I remember them fron the UK when I was a kid... the sound was awesome when a few dozen workers were walking in unison into work places.

Nah, not really!  I prefer a feather duster, don't you?

A duster for sure, everything else is way to heavy,right  

Right, and don't those feathers feel so good when someone dusts your backside?

Backside or the bottom of...lends a whole new meaning to feathering. Don'tcha Think

Which ways more 1lbs. of feathers or 1lbs of backside