I would never hose you down with cold water, you wouldn't need it.  

Unless of course you had eaten some, you know what, but would you be able to blame a poor soul, I ask you

Well that's nice to know... tho I'm not so sure about NOT needing it.   Last time I looked I was a male with red blood flowing through my veins... tho I'm not so sure it still flows.. ahem... down there.   Haven't had to take any cold showers lately... and mrs starkers hasn't has to gimme a whack with a cold spoon, either, so I reckon we're probably safe there.

So, if I was getting a Triple A Massage and 'something' I'd eaten was under imminent release, do you have any despicable neighbours you'd like me to visit for the 'occasion'???

I have some in mind and since their all in one country only one time would do the thang,wouldn't it

 But what about my budz?

So what you're saying is that if I have a double helping of curried cabbage and seconds, I'd get them all?

Would inviting them all around to your place and taping up the cracks in window and doors do the trick?

Oh, and to ensure all the despicables get FULL potency, could we not call an urgent meeting in the townhall, your budz are all back at your place, and I let a 'bark' rip into the intake of the air-con unit??

You truly are a Bud, aren't you

Set sail Cap'n and I'll batten down the hatches or my place anyway!!!

Yup, I'm an angel to my friends..... and, hehe, I 'Bark' at my enemies.

Here's a thought, do you think I should carry a bottle of concentrated curried cabbage essence for times of emergency, like when I'm out and can't get to scoff down a plateful or three??

If you can bottle this stuff don't tell the government cause they'll want it for their own weaponry.

No, I recommend you send it all over here and I'll take care of it for you.

Yeah, that's right, like ah watch over it, that's it...You OK wit dat

Yeah, well I have this secret ingredient that'll blow their socks off if they try to confiscate it.... and if I lay off the antacid for a while the digestive juices 'll eat right through those bottle and they'll have to evacuate their own base.

OK, how about I send you the bottled 'bark' gas in Hazmat container... to be sure, to be sure you and yours are safe... then we commandeer some hi-tech delivery system with laser guided control to ensure the despicables get wot's coming to 'em?  I was thinking a modified RPG launcher that'll fire with precision to the intended targets.... and I use the plural cos there'd have to be a few of 'em, right?

And if you can't secure a RPG, go to a military museum, find a tank, blow out the concrete plug so it'll fire, and load 'er up wiv curried cabbage gas bottles for the onslaught.  Hehe, wiv a tank, you could give those bastards down at City Hall a wake-up call,dontcha think???

There again, we are talkin curried cabbage gas.... might serve as a go to sleep (unconscious) call

No, I am not alright with that Gunnie Irokoness.  If you want to make Bombadier, you'll have to lock, load and fire upon those despicables.  Promotions don't come easy in this 'ere man's curried cabbage army.... do you hear me gunnie????

I CAN'T HEEEAAARR YOOOUUU!!!!! 

ARRGGH, I mean AYE AYE Cap'n but I thought I was gonna be a ballgirl, can't a girl have any funtime    

(Awaiting first shipment with anticipitation!)   

Aren't we Pirates anymore?

Aye, well yeah, we are.  "Owever, them thar army bloke wot goes on ships... me finks they be called marines, well they be tha gunners wot man tha cannon when our crewmates be cort short wiv curried cabbage affickshun n' 'aves ter go below ter lose a bot o' weight.

Why, did ye fink us 'd growed landlubber legs or summat?

I knew it! You're a big fan of POTC, aren't you? 

Excuse me...excuse me....starkers. I was lookin' at the high-tech delivery system with laser guided control to ensure the despicables get wot's comin' to 'em thingy. I think I got what you need. It's a type 2 imaging system that reads psychic energies in the ether. It can home in on just about everything to within 3 or 4 microns. I haven' tested it yet, it's a beta, but if you want I can send you the specs. Almost forgot the ?

Hi everybody

Sounds good...so how about we adapt it to include thermal imaging to see which executive bankers are in the executive bathroom and land one right in their underwear, thus giving them the sickening sensation that they have something terribly wrong with them and they decided to end it all by performing a swan dive out a high-rise window on Wall St???

Ouch

Hi Uvah

Ouch!  What dyer mean, ouch?  Banker swan dives fron the 44th floor... it'd be good riddance, don't you think???

Hi Uvah, IROKONESS and all.

Well I think they should have a Grizzly in their undies,hence propelling them next door to our Secret Weapon

Starkers

Good morning Starkers

     I gots the perfect thingy. I ripped off a nose from a heat seeking bumblebee and installed it on an invisible tse tse fly. We can remote fly it into the bathrooms right into their undies and if their wearing thongs so much the better as it will stick to the part that goes down the middle between the cheeks. Any time one of them sits down...BAM...stinger in the place where the sun don't shine and the effects will cause them to bang heads in the urinals while not flushing first   YUCK!!

'Ow about us saves on all this 'ere technology stuff, round up all them thar bankers n' make 'em walk tha plank in Shark Bay.

Shark Bay sounds like it would be their address