If I.....
Saturday, October 25, 2008 by angus1949 | Discussion: Community
We all wonder "what if" at times. Finish out the thought(s) about your past, present or future. Things in your life you might have changed or want to change. Add in as many different times as you wish. If you comment about someone else's post, please keep it respectful.
If I could go back I would learn to be happier with what I had.
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Reply #142 Monday, November 24, 2008 8:09 AM
If I,.... went with the other woman, i wouldnt have an ex-wife
Reply #143 Monday, November 24, 2008 8:20 AM
If only I had diagnosed it correctly, she would be alive today.
Reply #144 Monday, November 24, 2008 8:48 AM
If I could change one thing in my past I wouldn't, because it would have changed my present reality.
Reply #145 Monday, November 24, 2008 10:16 AM
Hehe... I went with other women... that's why I have two ex-wives. 
Nah, not really...
If I didn't have two ex-wives I wouldn't have needed to find another woman...
... but I'm glad they did cos wifey No 3 is better than the both of 'em put together.
Now there's a revolting thought... both of them together... the stuff nightmares are made of. 
Reply #146 Monday, November 24, 2008 6:00 PM
I hear ya starkers!!! Only it is the ex-hubbies......that is a nightmare.
Reply #147 Monday, November 24, 2008 9:52 PM
If I could, instead of getting married again I would just find a woman I already hated and give her a house.
Reply #148 Monday, November 24, 2008 10:35 PM
Yeah, I've had one or three chasing me over the years... tho I'm not too sure some of 'em were 'ex' at the time.
Nah matey, you've got it all wrong! You find a woman you hate who's already got her own house... half of something (of hers) is better than half of nothing (of yours). 
If I had a dollar for every woman I hated, I'd maybe have enough for a packet of gum... before tax. 
Reply #149 Tuesday, November 25, 2008 2:35 AM
Aw Man! I am so sorry.
Reply #152 Tuesday, November 25, 2008 9:59 PM
If this were to happen, would the US be able to stand the (0.5 on the Richter scale) snoring you pair would put out?
If I lived in the US I'd get super heavy duty earmuffs.
Reply #153 Wednesday, November 26, 2008 8:01 AM
If I lived in the US I'd get super heavy duty earmuffs.
And you are any different how, starkers????? 
If I were different, I wouldn't be me.
Reply #154 Wednesday, November 26, 2008 8:44 AM
I DON'T snore... I've woken many a time and never ever... ever heard myself snoring.
If I snored the seismic institute would record thousands of very noticable seismic events every night.
If I had those aforementioned earmuffs my wife would probably be using them.
Reply #155 Wednesday, November 26, 2008 10:33 AM
If I didn't have such nice friends on WC life would SUCK.
Reply #156 Wednesday, November 26, 2008 12:27 PM
If I didn't have WC I would have gone a lot crazier much sooner... and thanks to all my crazy friends for making me feel at home. 
Reply #158 Wednesday, November 26, 2008 9:34 PM
Is there any other way? My shrink recommends several doses of crazy a day to keep the doctor away. 
If I wasn't crazy I'd probably be depressed and sucking on Prozac, so crazy makes me almost normal.
Reply #159 Wednesday, November 26, 2008 9:39 PM
If... I had insurance.. I wouldn`t stay ill all the time.
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Reply #141 Monday, November 24, 2008 8:08 AM
If I.... only had a brain