If I.....
Saturday, October 25, 2008 by angus1949 | Discussion: Community
We all wonder "what if" at times. Finish out the thought(s) about your past, present or future. Things in your life you might have changed or want to change. Add in as many different times as you wish. If you comment about someone else's post, please keep it respectful.
If I could go back I would learn to be happier with what I had.
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Reply #162 Wednesday, November 26, 2008 10:50 PM
ROFLMAO!!!!!! If I were as witty as Starkers, I would be famous.
Reply #163 Thursday, November 27, 2008 1:31 AM
No, no, please....one is enough.... 
If I were 6 inches taller, I would be my sister.
Reply #164 Thursday, November 27, 2008 2:46 AM
If I were as witty as.... oh, wait a minute... I am, both witty and famous (a legend in my own mind 
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Exactly... we don't want two of us... er, me on the loose! Crazy is one thing, pandemonium another kettle of fish entirely... and I can get into enough trouble of my own without help.
If I were 6 inches taller I could change a light bulb without standing on a chair... but my toenails 'd be that much further away and I'd still have to get tha missus to cut 'em.
Reply #165 Thursday, November 27, 2008 9:09 AM
That is just wrong....the whole picture....lol. But if you need help, ask this guy!
Reply #166 Thursday, November 27, 2008 11:28 AM
It might seem wrong to you... but the missus demands it if I don't ask. She reckons they're like chisels and doesn't want me practicing my woodworking skills on her shins during the night... not to mention the fact that we can't afford new sheets every other month. As ger yer sushi chef, he wouldn't get within a mile of my feet... they're that sensitive I start kicking like Bruce lee the moment somebody even looks at 'em closely... lol.
If I let sushi chef near my feey to cut my toenails he would end up as chop suey after falling on his own blade. 
Reply #167 Thursday, November 27, 2008 11:34 PM
If I had Salma Hayek, and her hubby had a feather up his a$$, we'd both be tickled! 
Reply #168 Friday, November 28, 2008 2:45 AM
If I had Dolly Parton and her hubby had a blanket over his face, we'd both be smothered.
Reply #169 Friday, November 28, 2008 8:54 AM
If I had taken a drink of coffee when I read those two lines, I would be cleaning my montior with a rag! 
Reply #170 Friday, November 28, 2008 11:37 AM
If I knew cable internet was so fast,I wouldn't have wasted my money on dsl. 
If I keep downloading from WinCustomize,I'm going to need a bigger harddrive. 
Reply #171 Friday, November 28, 2008 1:48 PM
If I didn't know better, I'd think that Starkers was involved in this. http://news.aol.com/article/somali-pirates-hijack-chemical-tanker/262226
Reply #172 Friday, November 28, 2008 5:56 PM
And all you could hear was....."Where's the rum?!?!?!"
Reply #173 Saturday, November 29, 2008 12:16 AM
If I had more time, I would spend it with you guys and gals.
Reply #174 Tuesday, December 2, 2008 9:05 PM
If I could jump through my screen into this forum and partake in a group hug, I would 
Reply #175 Wednesday, December 3, 2008 1:21 AM
If I had Dolly Parton and her hubby had a blanket over his face, we'd both be smothered.
If I had taken a drink of coffee when I read those two lines, I would be cleaning my montior with a rag!
If I had been there... I would have laughed so hard that you'd have had to clean it twice.
If I didn't know better, I'd think you thought I was a pirate. 
Hmmm! now would that be a clothed or a naked hug????
If I weren't inherrently a very naughty boy, I would not have asked that. 
Reply #177 Wednesday, December 3, 2008 7:55 AM
And I was hoping one day that my luck would change.
Hmmm! If I could get through my monitor to indulge in that nekkid hug, I'm wondering just who would get nekkid first... whether or not the anticipation would have me starkers before crawling through.....
Seems lately I've been getting nekkid quite a bit
Reply #178 Wednesday, December 3, 2008 8:31 AM
Wrong link, .... he meant to put in his true life pic:
He's the one on the pavement. After several pints and someone letting the results of the curried cabbage out. Still want that nekkid hug?
I'm not in this picture.
Want to know the diff between Naked and nekkid? Naked: No clothing on. Nekkid: No clothing on and up to no good! (you also need an American Southern accent).
Reply #179 Wednesday, December 3, 2008 8:54 AM
Egads, Doc....that pic is like a train wreck. No matter how bad it is, you just can't look away!!!!
Immy rubs eyes, and tries to make that visison go away
If I were to participate in that group hug...nekkid it would be. We all need to be naughty ever'so often. 
Reply #180 Wednesday, December 3, 2008 9:32 AM
yeah, well...the nekkid bit's ok for you young'uns but I wouldn't wish to offer up the only known antidote for testosterone and estrogen (excepting wedding cake) and ruin everyone's fun. 
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Reply #161 Wednesday, November 26, 2008 10:44 PM
If i could spare the laxatives I'd send you some... however, try thinking of the greedy bankers who caused the financial crisis, that oughta give you the shits.