If I.....

Saturday, October 25, 2008 by angus1949 | Discussion: Community

We all wonder "what if" at times.  Finish out the thought(s) about your past, present or future.  Things in your life you might have changed or want to change.  Add in as many different times as you wish.  If you comment about someone else's post, please keep it respectful.

If I could go back I would learn to be happier with what I had.

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teddybearcholla
Reply #121 Thursday, November 20, 2008 6:57 PM

If I were blonde with blue eyes, I wouldn't be me either!!!

angus1949
Reply #122 Thursday, November 20, 2008 8:16 PM

If I were blonde with blue eyes, I wouldn't be me either!!!

If I were tall dark and handsome I wouldn't be ME.

If we were like that then we wouldn't be as perfect as we are now.

 

teddybearcholla
Reply #123 Thursday, November 20, 2008 8:20 PM

If we were like that then we wouldn't be as perfect as we are now.
You've got that right!!!

starkers
Reply #124 Thursday, November 20, 2008 9:48 PM

You've been entertaining the CIA and NSA SatInt folks for years starkers, me mate!

Ah, so that's how Funniest Home Videos got that footage of me sliding butt naked down a glacier on my butt after I fell out the hotel window... NASA has a lot to answer for, tho their high resolution still wasn't good enough to capture me wee weenie.

(Hey Doc, do you think I could do to go up a size in underwear? )

After seeing the wedding pix starkers I'd say, "Buy a puptent."

That's not a bad idea, actually... I don't want my nuts pressing up against the base of my spine and causing a headache.

DrJBHL
Reply #125 Thursday, November 20, 2008 10:11 PM

That's not a bad idea, actually... I don't want my nuts pressing up against the base of my spine and causing a headache.

Actually, I was referring to your "southern" side (pup tent) as for the "problem" ye menshuned Cap'n...the size of'n yer butt'l prevent tha' !

Arrrrr!

starkers
Reply #126 Friday, November 21, 2008 1:20 AM

Actually, I was referring to your "southern" side (pup tent) as for the "problem" ye menshuned Cap'n...the size of'n yer butt'l prevent tha' !

Aye, I thort ye wos refurrin' t' me Sou'Westerly... that be why I figured tha pup tent 'd be good if'n I wos t wear 'em back t' front so's they be less like me St Pauls Cathedral (no ballroom) ones I 'aves now.

starkers
Reply #127 Friday, November 21, 2008 10:50 PM

If I didn't have curried cabbage for dinner last night I'd be better able to live with myself today.

storm347
Reply #128 Friday, November 21, 2008 10:57 PM

if i didn't know better

i'd say you like that stuff

starkers
Reply #129 Friday, November 21, 2008 11:25 PM

if i didn't know better

i'd say you like that stuff

Actually, I do, but curried cabbage became somewhat of a joke in the 'Joe User Is Joke User' thread (which I and a few others happily pirated for our own amusement), and it stayed with me ever since.

*BTW, if your into wierd, wacky and downright nutty.... pirate talk,  'Joe User Is Joke User' is a bundle of laughs and worth a read*

If I had the crew to help keep that thread fun and viable it'd still be going strong today.

PuterDudeJim
Reply #130 Saturday, November 22, 2008 12:44 AM

If I could fly, I would.

angus1949
Reply #131 Saturday, November 22, 2008 10:01 AM

If I could fly, I would.

Me too Jim.  Damned Airlines.

If I could go back 8 years, I had the chance to learn AutoCad or PhotoShop.  I screwed up and took drafting.  Bummer!

ImStein
Reply #132 Saturday, November 22, 2008 10:08 AM

If I......if I.......damn, if I could think this morning, I would be in better shape for work!

angus1949
Reply #133 Saturday, November 22, 2008 10:44 AM

If I could remember where I left my wife maybe that kid would quit making prank phone call from Wal-Mart.

starkers
Reply #134 Saturday, November 22, 2008 10:21 PM

If I had a dollar for every time I said "if I had a dollar".... I could have bought Fannie Mae and Freddy Mac ... and now I'd be the getting bailout money so I never had to work again.

PuterDudeJim
Reply #135 Sunday, November 23, 2008 1:24 AM

If I liked Vista, I wouldn't have converted my lappy over to XP from Vista Home Prem.

angus1949
Reply #136 Sunday, November 23, 2008 10:59 AM

If I had time I'd buy a new watch.

starkers
Reply #137 Sunday, November 23, 2008 11:17 AM

If I had a watch I'd buy more time.

angus1949
Reply #138 Sunday, November 23, 2008 3:52 PM

If I had a canoe I could be up the creek without a paddle.

starkers
Reply #139 Sunday, November 23, 2008 10:54 PM

If I had a canoe I could be up the creek without a paddle.

If I had a paddle I'd give it to you... but I don't know how much use it'd be up Shit Creek in a barbed wire canoe with the anchor dragging bottom.

 

Hmmmm, me thinks there's a Murphy's Law in there somewhere.

ImStein
Reply #140 Monday, November 24, 2008 7:59 AM

I think that would fall under "If it can happen, it will happen" or something like that.

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