If I.....
Saturday, October 25, 2008 by angus1949 | Discussion: Community
We all wonder "what if" at times. Finish out the thought(s) about your past, present or future. Things in your life you might have changed or want to change. Add in as many different times as you wish. If you comment about someone else's post, please keep it respectful.
If I could go back I would learn to be happier with what I had.
Reply #102 Tuesday, November 18, 2008 8:50 AM
hee hee....actually, starkers, it is the opposite for me. Has something to do with be female I bet ![]()
If I thought I could get away with it, I would play hookie today from work ![]()
Reply #103 Tuesday, November 18, 2008 9:44 AM
Are you trying to tell me that you're 'full'?
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If I thought I could get away with it I'd play hookie from being myself and be somebody else who doesn't have a headache.
(Hey Doc, do you think I could do to go up a size in underwear?
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Reply #104 Tuesday, November 18, 2008 10:33 AM
Reply #105 Wednesday, November 19, 2008 10:08 AM
Go without and you should have no aches anywhere.![]()
Reply #106 Wednesday, November 19, 2008 11:18 AM
You forget about the chafing for those not accustomed to it. ![]()
Reply #108 Wednesday, November 19, 2008 12:50 PM
Oh yes I would... the headache I'd get from the missus nagging that I shouldn't go out in public like that. ![]()
Are you inviting me to have a nasty accident?
If I used Vaseline on my chafed butt and stuff, I'd slip off my puter chair and miss the fun on WC. ![]()
Reply #109 Wednesday, November 19, 2008 5:54 PM
If I could see that I'd put it on YOU TUBE.![]()
Reply #110 Wednesday, November 19, 2008 10:59 PM
I would pay to see that!
Reply #111 Wednesday, November 19, 2008 11:29 PM
If I didn't know better, I'd say you were only joking. ![]()
If I put that on video, how much would you pay for me to send you an exclusive copy? ![]()
Reply #112 Thursday, November 20, 2008 12:39 AM
Oh, sure, call me out! LOL......
Best make sure I don't send it to your wife....![]()
Reply #113 Thursday, November 20, 2008 2:49 AM
She's take one look at it, see me on my backside with my legs up in the air, and burst into uncontrollable laughter...
Soooo..... if I have a silly accident, I try to have it while the missus ain't looking. ![]()
Reply #114 Thursday, November 20, 2008 9:42 AM
Starkers, who do you think is taking the picture. ![]()
Reply #115 Thursday, November 20, 2008 11:18 AM
With the Vaseline and puter chair... that'd be my webcam and the missus is in bed/in the shower/has gone out. ![]()
Other than that, any other goofs, gaffs and blunders are hopefully not caught on film.
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Reply #116 Thursday, November 20, 2008 11:28 AM
With the Vaseline and puter chair... that'd be my webcam and the missus is in bed/in the shower/has gone out.
Other than that, any other goofs, gaffs and blunders are hopefully not caught on film.
If only you knew the true resolution of the KH satellites....
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You've been entertaining the CIA and NSA SatInt folks for years starkers, me mate!
After seeing the wedding pix starkers I'd say, "Buy a puptent."
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The Ship's Sawbones
Reply #117 Thursday, November 20, 2008 12:17 PM
If I hadn't started replying to this thread, I would have fewer laughs every day! ![]()
Reply #118 Thursday, November 20, 2008 3:11 PM
If I hadn't slept all day I would still be sleepy.
Reply #119 Thursday, November 20, 2008 6:46 PM
If I were tall dark and handsome I wouldn't be ME.
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Reply #120 Thursday, November 20, 2008 6:56 PM
If i only could have told my mom how much i loved her before she passed away. ![]()
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Reply #101 Tuesday, November 18, 2008 7:46 AM
If I could absorb the pain of a grandchilds grief I would.