If I.....

Saturday, October 25, 2008 by angus1949 | Discussion: Community

We all wonder "what if" at times.  Finish out the thought(s) about your past, present or future.  Things in your life you might have changed or want to change.  Add in as many different times as you wish.  If you comment about someone else's post, please keep it respectful.

If I could go back I would learn to be happier with what I had.

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angus1949
Reply #101 Tuesday, November 18, 2008 7:46 AM

If I could absorb the pain of a grandchilds grief I would.

ImStein
Reply #102 Tuesday, November 18, 2008 8:50 AM

hee hee....actually, starkers, it is the opposite for me. Has something to do with be female I bet

 

If I thought I could get away with it, I would play hookie today from work

starkers
Reply #103 Tuesday, November 18, 2008 9:44 AM

hee hee....actually, starkers, it is the opposite for me. Has something to do with be female I bet

Are you trying to tell me that you're 'full'?

If I thought I could get away with it I'd play hookie from being myself and be somebody else who doesn't have a headache.

(Hey Doc, do you think I could do to go up a size in underwear? )

ImStein
Reply #104 Tuesday, November 18, 2008 10:33 AM

(Hey Doc, do you think I could do to go up a size in underwear? )

angus1949
Reply #105 Wednesday, November 19, 2008 10:08 AM

(Hey Doc, do you think I could do to go up a size in underwear? )

Go without and you should have no aches anywhere.

ImStein
Reply #106 Wednesday, November 19, 2008 11:18 AM

Go without and you should have no aches anywhere.

 

You forget about the chafing for those not accustomed to it.

angus1949
Reply #107 Wednesday, November 19, 2008 11:57 AM

Vaseline

starkers
Reply #108 Wednesday, November 19, 2008 12:50 PM

Go without and you should have no aches anywhere

Oh yes I would... the headache I'd get from the missus nagging that I shouldn't go out in public like that.

 

You forget about the chafing for those not accustomed to it.

Vaseline

Are you inviting me to have a nasty accident?

If I used Vaseline on my chafed butt and stuff, I'd slip off my puter chair and miss the fun on WC.

angus1949
Reply #109 Wednesday, November 19, 2008 5:54 PM

If I used Vaseline of my chafed butt and stuff, I'd slip off my puter chair and miss the fun on WC.

If I could see that I'd put it on YOU TUBE.

ImStein
Reply #110 Wednesday, November 19, 2008 10:59 PM

If I used Vaseline of my chafed butt and stuff, I'd slip off my puter chair and miss the fun on WC.
If I could see that I'd put it on YOU TUBE.
 

 

I would pay to see that!

starkers
Reply #111 Wednesday, November 19, 2008 11:29 PM

If I could see that I'd put it on YOU TUBE.

If I didn't know better, I'd say you were only joking.

 

I would pay to see that!

If I put that on video, how much would you pay for me to send you an exclusive copy?

ImStein
Reply #112 Thursday, November 20, 2008 12:39 AM

Oh, sure, call me out! LOL......

 

Best make sure I don't send it to your wife....

 

starkers
Reply #113 Thursday, November 20, 2008 2:49 AM

Best make sure I don't send it to your wife..

She's take one look at it, see me on my backside with my legs up in the air, and burst into uncontrollable laughter...

Soooo..... if I have a silly accident, I try to have it while the missus ain't looking.

ImStein
Reply #114 Thursday, November 20, 2008 9:42 AM

Starkers, who do you think is taking the picture.

starkers
Reply #115 Thursday, November 20, 2008 11:18 AM

Starkers, who do you think is taking the picture.

With the Vaseline and puter chair... that'd be my webcam and the missus is in bed/in the shower/has gone out.

Other than that, any other goofs, gaffs and blunders are hopefully not caught on film.

DrJBHL
Reply #116 Thursday, November 20, 2008 11:28 AM

starkers
Starkers, who do you think is taking the picture.

With the Vaseline and puter chair... that'd be my webcam and the missus is in bed/in the shower/has gone out.

Other than that, any other goofs, gaffs and blunders are hopefully not caught on film.

If only you knew the true resolution of the KH satellites....  .

You've been entertaining the CIA and NSA SatInt folks for years starkers, me mate!

(Hey Doc, do you think I could do to go up a size in underwear? )

After seeing the wedding pix starkers I'd say, "Buy a puptent."  

The Ship's Sawbones

ImStein
Reply #117 Thursday, November 20, 2008 12:17 PM

If I hadn't started replying to this thread, I would have fewer laughs every day!

PuterDudeJim
Reply #118 Thursday, November 20, 2008 3:11 PM

If I hadn't slept all day I would still be sleepy.

angus1949
Reply #119 Thursday, November 20, 2008 6:46 PM

If I were tall dark and handsome I wouldn't be ME.

pjdark
Reply #120 Thursday, November 20, 2008 6:56 PM

If i only could have told my mom how much i loved her before she passed away.

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