If I.....
Saturday, October 25, 2008 by angus1949 | Discussion: Community
We all wonder "what if" at times. Finish out the thought(s) about your past, present or future. Things in your life you might have changed or want to change. Add in as many different times as you wish. If you comment about someone else's post, please keep it respectful.
If I could go back I would learn to be happier with what I had.
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Reply #62 Tuesday, November 11, 2008 10:16 PM
I have both 'tropics'.... combined.... and they hang down over my Pole 
If I hadn't gotten myself lost, people would know where to find me. Heck, even my shrink has looked into my head and is puzzled as to where I'm at.
If I had seen a shrink much earlier in life, I'd be half the man I am today and wouldn't have amounted to much... being a nutter ain't so bad... it works for me.
Reply #63 Tuesday, November 11, 2008 11:12 PM
if i had as much time as i used to i'd still be here sitting at my comp
by the way Starkers my hubby has 3 tropics makes for a lot of fun 
Reply #64 Tuesday, November 11, 2008 11:25 PM
What, in finding the Pole? 
If only I had a Southern Pole that faced Northwards once in a while.
Reply #65 Tuesday, November 11, 2008 11:42 PM
oh i keep my eyes on the pole
now if only we could remember toput it away sometimes 
Reply #66 Wednesday, November 12, 2008 11:11 AM
now if only we could remember toput it away sometimes
Okay you guys and girls. I'm not seeing the big deal here. 
Reply #67 Wednesday, November 12, 2008 11:50 AM
I am thinking that is a good thing. 
If I had only listened to my mother......wait, I did...now look where I am at.....lol
Reply #68 Wednesday, November 12, 2008 12:08 PM
If I had a joke that would fit into this part of the thread it would go something like this;
An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, are "Snowbirds" in Arizona.
Ray has always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots.
Seeing some on sale at Wal-Mart, He buys them and wears them home, walking proudly.
He saunters into the house and says to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?"
Bessie looks him over and says, "Nope."
Frustrated, Ray storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back
into the room, completely naked except for the boots.
Again he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT NOW?"
Bessie looks up and says,
"Ray, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was
hanging down yesterday and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."
Furious, Ray yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, BESSIE?"
Bessie shrugs her shoulders.
"IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!"
To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Ray. Shoulda bought a hat."
Reply #70 Wednesday, November 12, 2008 4:28 PM
that is so funny
when you put it like that angus neither do i
Reply #71 Wednesday, November 12, 2008 8:10 PM
@ #68 A HAT??? I'd have to buy two.
Now that I'm old and feeble, and my piliot light is out
What used to be my sex appeal is now my water spout.
I used to get embarrassed to make the damned thing behave
For every single morning it would stand and watch me shave
But now I'm old and feeble, it just gives me the goddam blues
For every single morning it hangs down my leg to watch me shine my shoes.
If I hadn't gone at it like a bull at a gate when I was younger and done gone wore it out. 
Reply #72 Wednesday, November 12, 2008 10:27 PM
Reply #73 Wednesday, November 12, 2008 10:43 PM
love your poem Starkers and your sense of humor you always brighten my day
if only i could remember what the hell i was going to say 
Reply #74 Thursday, November 13, 2008 1:48 AM
Yeah, if I hadn't been alone at the time....
That's what it's all about, sharing a bit of fun to help brighten up peoples days, so I'm glad you got a positive buzz out of it,
Doesn't matter what you had to say.... it's the thought that counts. 
Reply #75 Thursday, November 13, 2008 10:45 AM
I can't remember it now, but I will in 20 years.
Reply #76 Thursday, November 13, 2008 11:54 AM
I can't remember it now, but I will in 20 years.
Ah, a touch of C.R.A.F.T, disease, eh.... Can't Remember A Flippin' Thing.
If I could remember where I hid my fortune.... I'd have spent it and still be broke.
Reply #77 Thursday, November 13, 2008 6:35 PM
If i could only sing. But I can't carry a tune in a bucket. Hey, I qualify for Who Wants To Be A Star~
Reply #78 Thursday, November 13, 2008 9:36 PM
If I could carry a tune in a bucket, I'd tip it over you and assist your rise to fame on 'Idol"... maybe even the Dave Letterman Show.
Reply #79 Friday, November 14, 2008 11:53 AM
If I were rich instead of so damned good looking I wouldn't have these economic problems.
Reply #80 Friday, November 14, 2008 12:08 PM
If i had stayed on at uni when i was young and hadnt messed my life up - would i still have a lovely partner today or would i be lonely but with a good job? Thats my thoughts...
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Reply #61 Monday, November 10, 2008 1:15 PM
If I gained 80lbs the only thing that'd go round me would be the park railings
I have an equator!