If I.....
Saturday, October 25, 2008 by angus1949 | Discussion: Community
We all wonder "what if" at times. Finish out the thought(s) about your past, present or future. Things in your life you might have changed or want to change. Add in as many different times as you wish. If you comment about someone else's post, please keep it respectful.
If I could go back I would learn to be happier with what I had.
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Reply #42 Saturday, November 8, 2008 12:11 AM
If I'd been born in this country, I would have been legally able to run for President and would have done so.
Reply #43 Saturday, November 8, 2008 12:21 AM
if only i'd listened to my mother
serves me right 
Reply #44 Saturday, November 8, 2008 4:28 AM
If I loved Sarah Palin as do some others, I'd be more popular.
Come down to Oz, mate... once you're an Aussie citizen you can be PM. 
Reply #45 Saturday, November 8, 2008 4:35 AM
What do you mean "if"? You know you did anyway, and I am glad I am on the other side of the world
OK, so you caught me out... I DID But I didn't think "behind"... it thinks for itself, not to mention speaks up frequently. 
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and no, it's not a ninja mask! It's a gas mask.
Reply #46 Saturday, November 8, 2008 5:23 AM
if only I knew why I read this post I would post here.
oopps I did
Reply #47 Saturday, November 8, 2008 11:19 PM
If I were a carpenter, and you were a lady......
Reply #48 Saturday, November 8, 2008 11:30 PM
Wait.....what were you talking about? 
Reply #49 Sunday, November 9, 2008 12:27 AM
If I were a Sarah Palin, and you were a Barack Obama
Would you assimiliate me anyway...
could we create some karma.
You could work your hands in government...
and do some policy making,
And I would stay at home to do some moose pie baking.
In the evenings you could chop some wood
And I sit by the fire knitting baby clothes...
While we think of "politically correct" baby names
And come up with one that's still good.
You'd come up with the name Obamamite...
Or something equally ridiculous like that
And I'd some up with something weird but sensible
Like Wasillabelle, or (the next great) RepubliCrat.
Don't blame me, I didn't start the "If I were a Carpenter' thing 
Reply #50 Sunday, November 9, 2008 1:04 AM
I loves me some beach...and beach bunnies. mmmmmm
Are they as insane as they are in LA or normal? 
Reply #51 Sunday, November 9, 2008 1:08 PM
If I went to OZ why would I want to find normal ones? No fun doing that. Chasing bloody roos sounds like a hoot.
Reply #52 Sunday, November 9, 2008 1:19 PM
Way to go Starkers...glad I'm not the only one who got that!
If I were the only one that got that, I would feel badly. 
Reply #53 Sunday, November 9, 2008 2:08 PM
A bit of both, actually... normally insane. 
If I wasn't normally insane I'd be a lunatic.
If my implant was 10 inches longer it'd be a foot.
If I had a moth ball in one hand one one moth ball in the other I'd have a giant moth at my mercy.
If I hadn't been born at a very early age I would have been older.
If I find the rhythm method doesn't work, I find another orchestra.
If I get pissed about having to playing second fiddle, I'm reminded to be thankful I'm even in the band.
Reply #54 Sunday, November 9, 2008 2:46 PM
Then you'd have 2 feet and that peg leg. A little clumsy. Sort of an odd tripod.
Reply #55 Sunday, November 9, 2008 8:27 PM
^ LOL!!!!!
If my mother had stayed in OZ, instead of just visiting, I would be that much closer to Starkers!
Reply #56 Monday, November 10, 2008 1:58 AM
Then you'd have 2 feet and that peg leg. A little clumsy. Sort of an odd tripod.
Hehe! Unfortunately, I have one foot, a peg leg and a pink jellybean.
If I hadn't been in the wrong queue when God was giving out the implants, I wouldn't have this second bellybutton.
And aren't you thanking your lucky stars she had a return ticket
If you were that much closer to starkers you'd be a raving lunatic, too...
it's contagious, you know. 
Reply #57 Monday, November 10, 2008 2:49 AM
if i hadn't paid that hooker with a cheque everything would be different today
Reply #58 Monday, November 10, 2008 3:03 AM
If I lost 80lbs I'd only be half as cuddly.
If I gained 80lbs the only thing that'd go round me would be the park railings
If I had assimilated with my 'first's' twin sister as well, I'd have lost my virginity twice.
Reply #59 Monday, November 10, 2008 5:50 AM
If I had the entire internet to choose from I’d still think this place rocks the most!
Reply #60 Monday, November 10, 2008 8:31 AM
If you were that much closer to starkers you'd be a raving lunatic, too...
it's contagious, you know.
Yes, it is contagious, you get it from your kids! 
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Reply #41 Saturday, November 8, 2008 12:08 AM
What do you mean "if"? You know you did anyway, and I am glad I am on the other side of the world