ED Sufferers Unite
support group
Sunday, September 7, 2008 by starkers | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
Now because this thread does not discriminate, you do not have to suffer Erectile Dysfuntion to qualify for support... nor do you have to be male.
You could suffer with any of the following....
Elbow Dysfunction.
Enlarged DroopingEarlobes.
Extra digits.
Erogenous Dyslexia.
Episodal Dysenetery.
Erratic Dexterity.
Erronous Dyspepsia.
Erotic Daydreams.
Elementary Doodling.
Enema Distress
Epic Delusions.
Elongated Delinquency.
Enhanced Drawl...
or any othe ED affliction not listed here, please post and we'll do what we can to help and make you laugh.
As they say, laughter is the best medicine, and I'm sure our resident Dr JO will do his best to tickle you funny bone if there is no cure.
So come one and all, lets make the ED sufferers world a happier place. 
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Reply #2 Sunday, September 7, 2008 2:40 PM
I suffer from ED too....
Extra Detention at school and Energy Deficiency during homework 
Reply #7 Sunday, September 7, 2008 4:58 PM
I think that would be PP...Poopy Pants. 
Reply #8 Sunday, September 7, 2008 5:02 PM
No, it would be Erroneous Dysentery.
My FF3 is misbehaving....you guessed it:
welllll...............phonetically it's close, right?
There you go, Starkers! Just got home from visiting the kidz, and here you are drumming up business for me!
Love ya, mate!
Recent Pic of (R to L) Starkers, 'is Missus and Dr. J.
Reply #9 Sunday, September 7, 2008 5:33 PM
Umm you got a big one, that is not a No 10 Swann - Morton blade.
Everyone has ED, effluent discharge and a bad design that too - running toxic discharge pipelines through recreation zones.
Reply #11 Sunday, September 7, 2008 6:50 PM
I think that would be PP...Poopy Pants.
OR
Efficient Drainage 
Reply #12 Sunday, September 7, 2008 10:01 PM
extraneously difficult
and
extremely deranged
Reply #14 Sunday, September 7, 2008 11:04 PM
Yeah... but it was code for Enlarged D!#K. Oh, but then that wouldn't come under ED, would it? 
[quote]Extra Detention at school and Energy Deficiency during homework[/quote
Well Pixeleo, the cure for that is actually quite simple.... go to sleep when you get to bed. Then you won't be falling asleep in class, dreaming about girls and talking in your sleep. I'm sure the commentary is very interesting, but the teacher wouldn't think so, thus the detention... for disrupting class.
I married one of those once... the only smart thing she ever did was accept the one-way fare when she said she was leaving.
**** I wasn't to know she actually meant leaving for the shops. 
Oh well****
Reply #15 Sunday, September 7, 2008 11:25 PM
I had one of those once, but it shrunk in the wash, and ma handed it down to my younger brother. 
Yep.... and Extremely Diluted, so one would have a double dose of ED... which could possibly result in PP (poopy Pants) 
Not exactly in keeping with the topic, but I agree with you... definitely flawed by an Errant Design.
Reply #16 Sunday, September 7, 2008 11:46 PM
I had that affliction, but my doodle came down with Erratic Dexterity and now I just scribble.
I think that would be PP...Poopy Pants.
OR
Efficient Drainage
Actually, it would be more like ExtraOverlyEfficient Darainage. 
Oh, and I'm just wondering, do the Borg have special implants for such things... like a colon gasket or something???
and
extremely deranged
You're not on your Pat Malone (own) there.... I've been called those many a time. And they say where there's smoke there's fire...
Aw my gawd, I'm literally riddled with ED. Oi Doc, quick doc, I need a pill... blue one, green one, pink one, I don't care... JUST GIMME THA DAMNED PILL!!! 
Reply #17 Monday, September 8, 2008 2:24 AM
Oh, I almost forgot... at my ED group therapy last night... a monk got up and told us he that was suffering with Ecclesiastical Disassociation.
Apparently, he was up for Extreme Disciplinary measures and was excommunicated for not having the other ED with a nun, so now he is also suffering the Excommunication Doldrums and is missing his fellow friars, his hard bunk, cold showers and the meagre diet of bread and water... not to mention the daily self-flagellation for Endemic Drunkeness in the wine cellar.
Reply #18 Monday, September 8, 2008 10:50 AM
Slow down starkers, this is Excesive Documentation.
Reply #19 Monday, September 8, 2008 11:38 AM
Slow Down? I can't slow down.... I'm suffering with Epedemic Documentation and it's out of control....
Where's the darned doc when I need him... WITH MY DAMNED PILLS???? 
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Reply #1 Sunday, September 7, 2008 2:22 PM
Hey Starkers, this should be listed under EE afflictions.
Emphatic Displeasure