I hope you're getting therapy for those... I've heard they can lead to all sorts of social problems. I once read of a cross-dresser who went to a mens only club and gave the doorman an Epelectic Disturbance when he lifted his dress to prove he met the criteria.

Erronious Dexterity , I'm a klutz!

Aw, don't be so hard on yourself, Reppiks, Erronious Dexterity is a physical condition and doeth not make one a klutz. Yes, it starts in the brain, which sends confusing signals so the left hand doesn't know what the right is doing, but it is NOT a mental disorder, such as Erronious Disposition, which causes sufferers to behave in a klutz-like manner.

Tying the hands together, so the left hand knows what the right is doing, has been proposed as a workaround until a cure for Erronious Dexterity is found.  However, testers of this workaround found it Extremely Difficult to manage and went back to coping with roamin' hands and rushin' fingers.

On another note!  A very disappointed member of our ED group therapy sessions was sobbing last night because he mistakely thought he no longer needed 'those' little blue pills for his ED affliction. Apparently he now has the occasional EED (Embellished Elevated Dongle), but his doctor dismissed it as a message from the brain to remind him to go to the toilet... because he also has Emptimemoratic Disorder and sometimes forgets.

Starkers you are Exclusively Disfunctional

That's right, Skinhit, heap another form of ED on me... like I ain't got a host of 'em already! 

Hey Doc, I've just been diagnosed with another effing disorder...  now where's my damned pills???

Oh yeah, I just got a call from the secretary ogf my ED therapy group... about a member of a sister group who will be joining ours as of tonight.

Apparently his ED group had a jealousy vote and told him that Erectile Duplication was NOT on their agenda and he would not be welcome at any more of their sessions.

this is pretty funny, every once in a while ya need a laugh like this

I'm glad you're Enthusiastically Delighted... hehe, now you have ED too.

At the risk of being redundant, I would like say Stardock is not guilty of Excesive Documentation.

To deny this would be excruciatingly deceptive.

Endless Dinginess  

lol that one is Easily Diverse in it's possible meanings. 

How about Electile Dysfunction?

Of course, you could always say, "Been there, done that and bought the Tee-Shirt."

Doc

It's all Ebullient Diatribe ....

Whoa!

Erudite Discourse!

Hmmmm! So what you're trying to say here is that they're guilty of Elementary Dallying?

Ah! Our first female member... welcome, Keila.   Now, to offer some kind of support,  one has to ask if your Endless Dinginess is the result of an Escargot Distaste, Episodic Doldrums, Erectile Deprivation, Entwined Digits (thus ergonomic discomfort) or Establishment Dissatisfaction... or something entirely different???? 

Yeah, how about it?  I mean, how's that bloke supposed to be the father of yer nation, when it's obvious from that pic he suffered with an Elongated Egregious Dangling??? 

I once had the idea of being on a beautiful tropical island with dozens of beautiful women and becoming the father of a nation, but that dream was Essentially Deflated when they all Escaped in Droves

Well, Jafo, what can I say... other than I'm Exceedingly Disappointed. Normally you are a very helpful and supportive bloke, but this comment is Erectally Deflating.  I mean, how are ED sufferers supposed to stand tall and upright when they're faced with Egotistically Discouraging comments which could Erode their Determination to rise above it???

Well it seems were not so alone after all.  It seems 99% of the World's population is suffering with ED... the Evaporating Dollar, while the other 1% is dealing with Excess Dollars.

Therefore, the 1% should invite the 99% to help them spend them.

Here's hoping that anyone/everyone affected by Ike hasn't suffered any Erectional Damage and their homes/properties are OK.

I just read that 80% of Americans are suffering with Electile Disgruntlization, are sick of hearing about it and still have no clue which candidate deserves their vote.

Fear not, however, a variant of Viagra has been developed... Voagra, and it stiffens your resolve not to vote for any of them.

Oh, and there is an interesting and but helpful side effect to Voagra... taking the recommended dose will make politicians look like weasels.

Economic Distress, caused by Economic Dunderheads is causing Evaporating Dollars, thus many people around the world are suffering with Economic depression.  Brides to be have Exasperated Dowries, their husbands to be have had their Expectations Deflated by the lack of funds and bank managers are increasingly suffering the effects of Electrical Discharges after sticking their fingers in the globe sockets of their desklamps.

I frequently suffer from Extrasensory Disorientation...

aka 'Extremely Drunk'...

Ah, another ED sufferer!  I remember when I used to get Extremely Drunk, I also suffered with Eloquence Disability and slurred my words terribly... worse still, I was oblivious to the fact and frequently repeated them.