"Resistance is (blank)"
Modeled on 2 0f 3's game "I am (blank) of Borg)
Tuesday, September 2, 2008 by DrJBHL | Discussion: Community
Credit where it's due! "Blank of Borg" is a fun game. Well, I was typing a pm to 2 of 3 and Zubished. Only this time it made sense! (G-d help me....PLEASE! 
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I typed "Resistance is fertile."
So....how about a new game (it's Monday-oid today)?
"Resistance is ______".
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Reply #222 Tuesday, November 11, 2008 10:17 PM
Resistance is forgetting that for every action there is a reaction.
Reply #223 Tuesday, November 11, 2008 10:45 PM
resistance is trying not to get angry when you just got ditched in line after you have waited for ever to be next
{true story} little old lady mowed me down with her shopping cart
Reply #224 Tuesday, November 11, 2008 10:55 PM
Resistance is nonexistant with that condom!
Hehe... lots o' little woody's runni...er, flying around. 
Resistance is... Woody Woodpecker's missus pecking off Woody's woody pecker. 
Reply #225 Tuesday, November 11, 2008 11:03 PM
{true story} little old lady mowed me down with her shopping cart
Er... resistance is.... little old ladies without a license to drive taking out their pent up road rage with a shopping cart.
Resistance is.... when a shopping cart (with a mind of its own) is easier to push without the wheels.
And resistance is... a guy going to a brothel with a shopping cart for takeouts.
Reply #226 Tuesday, November 11, 2008 11:23 PM
resistance is trying not to smack your 3 year old for laughing
while she does it
resistance is Woody keeping his pecker in his pants so the missus cant see it
Reply #227 Wednesday, November 12, 2008 12:00 AM
{true story} little old lady mowed me down with her shopping cart
Geriatric road rage! What, Storm...were you in Florida? 
Love your Walls, Storm!
Reply #228 Wednesday, November 12, 2008 12:48 AM
no my local supermarket even the cashier laughed she came out of no where
Reply #230 Wednesday, November 12, 2008 11:05 AM
while she does it
Reply #232 Wednesday, November 12, 2008 4:39 PM
Resistance is the fact that they don't make those electric shopping scooters at the super mfarket fast enough for me. Look out Storm here she comes!
Reply #233 Wednesday, November 12, 2008 7:59 PM
Resistance is... reaching for one of the two remaing items on a supermarket shelf and have an old lady snatch them both and walk away cackling like an old witch.
Yup, that really happened to me... I was a sole parent and needed a packet of Huggies for my daughter... what was more annoying was that she didn't even want/need them and put them on a shelf in another aisle.
So resistance... er, revenge was telling the checkout girl: "You need to check that lady behind me over, I saw her putting items in her pockets, down her top and in her bag."
Reply #234 Wednesday, November 12, 2008 8:18 PM
Ahhhhhhhhh....oui, oui....sal starkers th' pyrate strikes again!
Love those dirthy tricks! Here's one: Duck out into the parking lot and stuff a potato up her car's tail pipe. starkers: please note the bold text...or LadyPirate will take care of your tail pipe!
Resistance is a potato up your tail pipe.
Reply #235 Wednesday, November 12, 2008 8:44 PM
Hehe, done that one many a time... used to get the teachers at school often with that one.
Here's another: When dad, Dave (the bloke mum remarried to) and I worked on this building estate, everyone was in a mad rush on Fridays to get in their cars first and be at the pub before it got crowded and busy. Well the foreman, George, was always first away and first in the pub... except the day we lifted the rear of his car and put bricks under his rear axle. Poor bugger was revving away and going nowhere... by the time he had extricated himself and got to the pub we were already on our third pints... hehe.
Hopefully not with a potato... it'd be right embarrassing at the proctologist's: "And, sir, were you planning to grow more from this one????"
Reply #236 Wednesday, November 12, 2008 9:39 PM
I know a few gay men who would disagree with that statement...damn, there goes any chance I had for Mr. Nice Guy award 2008!
Reply #237 Wednesday, November 12, 2008 9:40 PM
Resistance is what I seem to lack when these off color jokes hit me. Sorry.
Reply #238 Wednesday, November 12, 2008 10:22 PM
Resistance is a friend not helping a friend.
A friend asked me how I had so much luck with the ladies at the beach, so I told him I put a potato in my suit and they just come running. The next weekend I saw my friend and he was mad as hell. He said he tried my method and all the girls ran the other way, so I ask him to show me how he was doing it. I said no, no, you put the potato in the front.
Reply #239 Wednesday, November 12, 2008 10:33 PM
Look out Storm here she comes!
thank goodness she didn't have one of those Angus i would have ended up in my shopping cart
resistance is trying not to look bored when your good friend goes on and on about the very thing she just told you a week ago
Reply #240 Thursday, November 13, 2008 10:47 AM
She can probably hide her own Easter eggs too.
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Reply #221 Tuesday, November 11, 2008 10:09 PM
Confucious say Resistance is putting condom on Woodpecker Woody!
Resistance is nonexistant with that condom!