"Resistance is (blank)"
Modeled on 2 0f 3's game "I am (blank) of Borg)
Tuesday, September 2, 2008 by DrJBHL | Discussion: Community
Credit where it's due! "Blank of Borg" is a fun game. Well, I was typing a pm to 2 of 3 and Zubished. Only this time it made sense! (G-d help me....PLEASE! 
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I typed "Resistance is fertile."
So....how about a new game (it's Monday-oid today)?
"Resistance is ______".
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Reply #242 Thursday, November 13, 2008 11:46 AM
Belongs in the reundancy thread.
I put it that way so people didn't think she was marrying for the first time.... and I was a bastard. 
Besides, I can achieve that all on my own without bringing into question my parent's marital status. 
If I remember correctly, that's the last word my first wife said to me when she said that she was leaving, and I gave her enough for a one-way fare.
Reply #243 Thursday, November 13, 2008 12:29 PM
Resistance is being polite to hateful people!
Good on ya mate! 
(1K karma)
Reply #244 Thursday, November 13, 2008 1:46 PM
How true... being polite costs nothing and can defuse an otherwise unpleasant situation.
That's why when she'd ask me if the pants made her butt look fat, I'd say: "Of course not, dear, I just think they mixed up the labels at the factory and you unknowingly picked up a pair a couple of sizes too small."
So resistance was... not coming out with the first answer that crossed my mind... unlike the time she asked if I thought she had saggy breasts, and I said: "How the hell should I know, you're the one with bruised kneecaps."
Reply #245 Thursday, November 13, 2008 1:56 PM
In my eyes you have achieved the impossible! More karma than Zubaz!
Reply #246 Thursday, November 13, 2008 4:23 PM
Why do they ask those questions, they have a mirror don't they? It's a control thing using guilt, like when they ask "Do you still love me". What are you going to say "No I never did"?
I would resist saying that by the way.
Reply #247 Thursday, November 13, 2008 5:18 PM
Resistance is failure: It's result? No you know what.
Reply #249 Thursday, November 13, 2008 10:00 PM
And just so's he doesn't catch up to me....
Resistance was... not saying "I'd blindfold his seeing eye dog and break his white cane" when she asked what I'd do if she was seeing another man.
Well I bought some so's I didn't have to answer those questions, but you guessed it... she cracked 'em.
Nah, she wasn't that bad. We got a couple of good looking kids... and not all their good looks came from me, if any.
Reply #250 Thursday, November 13, 2008 10:17 PM
ok i've stopped laughing now you're right Angus her eggs and mine
resistance is not asking my husband does that make my butt look big
i'm sure i wouldn't like his answer 
Reply #251 Thursday, November 13, 2008 10:44 PM
Only once I'll bet.
Reply #252 Saturday, November 15, 2008 7:46 AM
Resistance is knowing it's a trick question and knowing the right answer but....
(or is it butt....)?
Reply #253 Saturday, November 15, 2008 9:05 AM
Resistance is... going to the beach and not perving on the Okla@@Homas.
Reply #255 Saturday, November 15, 2008 11:32 AM
Resistance is... not going on a rip, and lately I've been ripping off some beauties. mrs starkers, however, is not amused and is refusing to serve me any more curried cabbage.
Reply #256 Saturday, November 15, 2008 11:42 AM
Resistance is the density of the weave (tic count). 
Reply #257 Saturday, November 15, 2008 1:25 PM
Resistance is walking through the wodds here in Florida. (Tick count)
Reply #258 Saturday, November 15, 2008 1:31 PM
Resistance is a tick biting the best 'sniper' around!
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Reply #241 Thursday, November 13, 2008 11:20 AM
Belongs in the reundancy thread.
Worse? Pray he doesn't make Chips (British usage) of it while it's still in.
And your promotion.
Twice!