"Resistance is (blank)"
Modeled on 2 0f 3's game "I am (blank) of Borg)
Tuesday, September 2, 2008 by DrJBHL | Discussion: Community
Credit where it's due! "Blank of Borg" is a fun game. Well, I was typing a pm to 2 of 3 and Zubished. Only this time it made sense! (G-d help me....PLEASE! 
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I typed "Resistance is fertile."
So....how about a new game (it's Monday-oid today)?
"Resistance is ______".
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Reply #202 Sunday, November 9, 2008 3:02 PM
Resistance is driving five miles with your parking brake on.
Resistance is driving ten miles with your turn signal on.
Resistance is driving anywhere with your mother-in-law.
Reply #203 Sunday, November 9, 2008 3:03 PM
Resistance is... being predominantly Right Wing and flying in circles.
Reply #206 Sunday, November 9, 2008 6:09 PM
Resistance is being a 3 pronged plug in a 2 slot outlet world.
Reply #207 Sunday, November 9, 2008 6:54 PM
resistance is a state of mind and my mind is resisting all the time
Reply #208 Sunday, November 9, 2008 8:51 PM
resistance is practiced when you don't get an expected promotion...lol. 
Reply #209 Sunday, November 9, 2008 9:22 PM
"There goes my promotion" 
.....remember? LOL....I think you're tops. 
Next time try to be more conservative in your remarks. 
Reply #210 Sunday, November 9, 2008 9:24 PM
resistance is trying not to do the very thing you are dying to do 
Reply #211 Sunday, November 9, 2008 10:28 PM
Oh, you mean like eat 10 pounds of Hershey's dark chocolate in one night or cruise Baskin-Robbins. Yeh, like that.
Reply #212 Monday, November 10, 2008 12:24 AM
Resistance is... a mini-skirted woman whose knickers are around her ankles after the elastic broke, and she steps out of them to avoid bending down to pull them back up again.
Resistance is... the guy who picks 'em up, chases after her and says: "Excuse me, I think you dropped these."
Resistance is... having an 'implant' that's so terribly bent, and instead of coming you went.
Resistance is... the 40 y/o virgin (something's obviously wrong with with him)
Resistance is... a guy being told by his nagging wife to tie a piece of string around his finger to remind of their wedding anniversary, and he spends the remainder of the day wearing gloves.
However...
Resistance is... wearing a flak jacket at your shotgun wedding, and saying I don't to later avoid those sweaty palms.
Reply #213 Monday, November 10, 2008 1:27 AM
Oh, you mean like eat 10 pounds of Hershey's dark chocolate in one night or cruise Baskin-Robbins. Yeh, like that
yes just like that
Reply #214 Monday, November 10, 2008 2:49 AM
Um, where's my spoo.... er, shovel. 
Resistance is... being served a bowl of Baskin-Robbins soft-serve with chop sticks.
Resistance is... discovering you pet rabbit has 'been' in the sultannas.
Resitance is... picking fly shit out of ground black pepper.
Resistance is... reading there was a dandruff epedemic at the table salt packaging plant.
Resistance is... discovering a frog went into labour in your bowl of sago.
Reply #215 Monday, November 10, 2008 2:01 PM
Resistance is... reading there was a dandruff epedemic at the table salt packaging plant.
Resistance is finishing your meal after seeing your waiter leave the lavatory without washing his hands. (true story)
Reply #216 Monday, November 10, 2008 2:30 PM
Resistance is... reading there was a dandruff epedemic at the table salt packaging plant.OMG
Resistance is finishing your meal after seeing your waiter leave the lavatory without washing his hands. (true story)
Resistance (in this case) is not being 'flush' with success!
@starkers: Going is coming "Down Under".
Reply #217 Monday, November 10, 2008 3:53 PM
Resistance is the ability to not flip off the jerk that just cut you off, didn't use his signals and then slammed on his brakes to make a turn. Besides he's probably armed.
Reply #218 Tuesday, November 11, 2008 3:49 PM
Resistance is Jiminy Cricket on your shoulder saying do the right thing. 
Reply #219 Tuesday, November 11, 2008 4:26 PM
Resistance is someone not knocking Jiminy Cricket off your shoulder and making toe jam out of him.
Reply #220 Tuesday, November 11, 2008 9:49 PM
Resistance is... putting a muzzle on Woody Woodpecker.
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Reply #201 Sunday, November 9, 2008 2:52 PM
Resistance is when you find that the proctologist wasn't using his finger. You have to watch out for the one fingered rubber gloves...dead giveaway.
