"Resistance is (blank)"
Modeled on 2 0f 3's game "I am (blank) of Borg)
Tuesday, September 2, 2008 by DrJBHL | Discussion: Community
Credit where it's due! "Blank of Borg" is a fun game. Well, I was typing a pm to 2 of 3 and Zubished. Only this time it made sense! (G-d help me....PLEASE! 
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I typed "Resistance is fertile."
So....how about a new game (it's Monday-oid today)?
"Resistance is ______".
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Reply #182 Saturday, November 8, 2008 12:42 PM
Resistance is starker's computer sitting up and wagging it's tail.
Resistance is trying to floss with one hand.
Resistance is opening a "child proof" pill bottle.
Resistance is finding a scratch resistant touch screen.
Reply #183 Saturday, November 8, 2008 1:01 PM
Resistance is cheap toilet paper.
Resistance is not farting in a crowded room.
Resistance is going a month without my own computer.
Reply #184 Saturday, November 8, 2008 3:53 PM
Resistance is not farting in a crowded room.
Resistance is getting near Wiz.
Reply #186 Saturday, November 8, 2008 4:27 PM
Resistance is 50 in tight jeans and even tighter sports car.
Reply #187 Saturday, November 8, 2008 4:58 PM
Resistance is trying to stay away from this thread so why bother my resistance is futile 
Reply #188 Saturday, November 8, 2008 7:45 PM
Sorry 'bout that.I'll try to *poof* downwind next time.
Resistance is not laughing at all the humor in these threads.
Reply #189 Saturday, November 8, 2008 7:53 PM
You are getting drowsy...drowsy.....relax....relax....look into my eyes....
......
follow the watch....follow....follow....
....close your eyes.....Resistance is futile!
Reply #190 Saturday, November 8, 2008 8:02 PM
Surely you didn't mean......
Reply #191 Saturday, November 8, 2008 10:41 PM
Resistance is... a priapism in your Spandex Speedos.
Resistance is... not farting in a Wall St elevator full of high rollers.
Resistance is... Soap-on-a-Rope in the shower on Cell Block H.
Resistance is... Bad Boy Bubba stealing it while you're shampooing your hair.
Resistance is.... saving a curried cabbage bark in a bottle cos nobodys around to share it....
And the grand finale....
Resistance is.... finding they don't make a small enough condom.
Reply #193 Saturday, November 8, 2008 10:58 PM
Don't resist. Just buy regular and a box of rubber bands.
Reply #194 Saturday, November 8, 2008 11:02 PM
Resistance is what I should practice now....rather than saying this:
Condoms do come in small enough sizes...they're called condominimums! 
Reply #196 Sunday, November 9, 2008 7:14 AM
Condoms do come in small enough sizes...they're called condominimums!
PDJ...you be livin' in some tight quarters, mate! LOLOLOL...slayed me dead...but that's....redundant. 
Quoting jicorrila, reply 11Resistance is 50 in tight jeans and even tighter sports car.
Resistance is gettin' a girl out of either one if you don't have money.
Resistance is... not farting in a Wall St elevator full of high rollers.
Resistance is... Soap-on-a-Rope in the shower on Cell Block H.
Resistance is... Bad Boy Bubba stealing it while you're shampooing your hair.
Resistance is.... saving a curried cabbage bark in a bottle cos nobodys around to share it....
And the grand finale....
Resistance is.... finding they don't make a small enough condom.
Oh me Gawd! You is funny, Cap'n!
Reply #197 Sunday, November 9, 2008 1:04 PM
Resistance is what yer skin feels as yer bein' keel hauled.
Reply #198 Sunday, November 9, 2008 1:27 PM
Resistance is...what I feel when I am told it's time to work.
Reply #199 Sunday, November 9, 2008 2:40 PM
Resistance is...being dianosed that you have ony two days to live on Monday but receiving the results on Saturday
Resistance is... attending your own funeral and delivering the eulogy
Reply #200 Sunday, November 9, 2008 2:51 PM
Resistance is... sneezing so hard that your sphincter tightens that much your proctologist can't withdraw his finger.
Resistance is... getting stage fright when your urologist asks for a specimen.
Resistance is.... the nuerosurgeon who doesn't have the 'nerve' to operate.
Resistance is... suffering ED and having an orthopaedic surgeon perforn a bone transplant,
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Reply #181 Saturday, November 8, 2008 12:28 PM
Resistance is not breathing when underwater and something scares you.
Resistance is....(Buddhist)
Resistance was the sound barrier.