The evil Empirates
aka The conspiracy
Wednesday, February 27, 2008 by Disturbedcomputer | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
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OxygenHazard
Reply #2 Wednesday, February 27, 2008 2:45 AM
Reply #2 Wednesday, February 27, 2008 2:45 AM
that was funny as hell 
are you running short on your Meds? lol
are you running short on your Meds? lol
Noiram
Reply #4 Wednesday, February 27, 2008 6:57 PM
ROFL
That was a good read
Reply #4 Wednesday, February 27, 2008 6:57 PM
for the others the Doctors will be coming for you
No No Not so fast, sounds like a good way to name skins 
ROFL
That was a good read
Snowman
Reply #6 Wednesday, February 27, 2008 7:28 PM
Reply #6 Wednesday, February 27, 2008 7:28 PM
To laugh or to cry - that is the question.....
Disturbedcomputer
Reply #7 Wednesday, February 27, 2008 7:37 PM
What the heck, you could do both,. sshhh I wont tell
Reply #7 Wednesday, February 27, 2008 7:37 PM
To laugh or to cry - that is the question.....
What the heck, you could do both,. sshhh I wont tell
starkers
Reply #10 Wednesday, February 27, 2008 9:54 PM
Reply #10 Wednesday, February 27, 2008 9:54 PM
I always knew Starduck was into conspiracies big time!
No
here.
First off it was their political filter to wheedle out undesirables from getting blogs (just ask GuyPC... if you can find him)...then technology incorporated into IkonPackager to spy on Object(to MS)Desktop users internet habits, thus eliminating the desire to do nude computing and/or visiting competitor sites like TIT Soft.com.
However, what proved it to me was Starduck's ability to release Duskscapes for all Airo enabled versions of Wistla. Me thinks Starduck's CEO and its devs conspired to beat Microsux on its 'Ultimatest only' stance, and came up with technology to mesmerise/brainwash Microsux officials into allowing Deskscapes for versions other than Ultimatest.
Next, Starduck will develop it for eXP as well, you see. Yup, Starduck will call another developers conference with Microsux, during which, Starducks technology whizzes will use anal probes and mesmerising appliances to induce Microsux attendees to agree to Duskscapes eXP for both Home and Professional incarnations.
Don't believe it?? C'mon, you honestly don't see Will Bates agreeing to anything that reduces 'Ultimiatest' sales, do ya! Nope, Mister Bates would much rather consider gender reassignment if it helped maintain/boost Ultimatest sales.
No
here. First off it was their political filter to wheedle out undesirables from getting blogs (just ask GuyPC... if you can find him)...then technology incorporated into IkonPackager to spy on Object(to MS)Desktop users internet habits, thus eliminating the desire to do nude computing and/or visiting competitor sites like TIT Soft.com.
However, what proved it to me was Starduck's ability to release Duskscapes for all Airo enabled versions of Wistla. Me thinks Starduck's CEO and its devs conspired to beat Microsux on its 'Ultimatest only' stance, and came up with technology to mesmerise/brainwash Microsux officials into allowing Deskscapes for versions other than Ultimatest.
Next, Starduck will develop it for eXP as well, you see. Yup, Starduck will call another developers conference with Microsux, during which, Starducks technology whizzes will use anal probes and mesmerising appliances to induce Microsux attendees to agree to Duskscapes eXP for both Home and Professional incarnations.
Don't believe it?? C'mon, you honestly don't see Will Bates agreeing to anything that reduces 'Ultimiatest' sales, do ya! Nope, Mister Bates would much rather consider gender reassignment if it helped maintain/boost Ultimatest sales.
Disturbedcomputer
Reply #11 Thursday, February 28, 2008 11:36 AM
Reply #11 Thursday, February 28, 2008 11:36 AM
No here.
here.the Doctors will be coming for you... Now I laugh
Hysterical like (a Mad Scientist)!
Hysterical like (a Mad Scientist)!
starkers
Reply #14 Friday, February 29, 2008 12:06 PM
Reply #14 Friday, February 29, 2008 12:06 PM
The thing is, will Mister Will Bates keep the conspiracy in the family and leave his evil empire to his son 'Master Bates? 
killajosh
Reply #16 Saturday, March 1, 2008 8:48 AM
this is too funny...."his son 'Master Bates"......WOW
Reply #16 Saturday, March 1, 2008 8:48 AM
his son 'Master Bates?
this is too funny...."his son 'Master Bates"......WOW
starkers
Reply #17 Saturday, March 1, 2008 11:38 PM
Aarrgghh...trouble be, 'e baint be piratical Master Bates, but rather of a software dynasty .... meanin' 'e be no good t' boardin', lootin' n' scuttlin' wealthy traders, fer 'e's sad lackin' o' 'ardware.
Inside word 'aves it that Master Bates be a proper lil wanker n' won't 'andle 'e's father's bisniss proper like.... not like a pirate's son, who'd do 'e's dad proud. Aarrgghh!!!
Reply #17 Saturday, March 1, 2008 11:38 PM
this is too funny...."his son 'Master Bates"......WOW
Aarrgghh...trouble be, 'e baint be piratical Master Bates, but rather of a software dynasty .... meanin' 'e be no good t' boardin', lootin' n' scuttlin' wealthy traders, fer 'e's sad lackin' o' 'ardware.
Inside word 'aves it that Master Bates be a proper lil wanker n' won't 'andle 'e's father's bisniss proper like.... not like a pirate's son, who'd do 'e's dad proud. Aarrgghh!!!
killajosh
Reply #18 Sunday, March 2, 2008 1:01 AM
Reply #18 Sunday, March 2, 2008 1:01 AM
aye, Cap'n per'aps 'ats why Bill named 'is lad 'Master Bates. Bit fittin' a name, if ye do be askin'.....
killajosh
Reply #20 Sunday, March 2, 2008 10:33 AM
arrgh, cap'n...seems we gots a stow-away on yer ship! a lan' lubber 'e be, from tha sounds of it.....
Reply #20 Sunday, March 2, 2008 10:33 AM
too... many.... comma.... splices...
arrgh, cap'n...seems we gots a stow-away on yer ship! a lan' lubber 'e be, from tha sounds of it.....
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Reply #1 Wednesday, February 27, 2008 1:05 AM