I am Inundator of Borg ....... HEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP!!!!!!! dem gonna thrash me to a pint of mine life!

I am Sunshine of Borg ...... I'm comin' ... I'm comin'. I just gotta get these damn clouds outta the way. They're so stubborn.

Hehe, Doc, that ark looks like it had a run-in with some pirates.... with all them cannonball holes, the only thing keeping that thing afloat is all the methane trapped below decks.

I am City Sanitation Chief of Borg.... and people, we have assimilated all the water we can for now, so anybody needing to pee, you are asked to hold on to it until the flood waters have receded.

I am Chief of Bladder Control of Borg ...... I'm short handed enough thank you.

I am Scout Leader of Borg.... if you are that short-handed, Chief Bladder Control of Borg, I can show you how to tie a knot in it.

I am Altzheimers of Borg.... my designation is seven of.... of....something.....  wait...no...     ..ah.... 

I am Grandpa of Borg.... went into Social Security the other day and they told me that my implant is entitled to a pension now that I'm retired.

I am Grandma of Borg.... and while you were there, did you ask them for back-pay on the unemployment benefit you should have been claiming on it for the last 25 years?

I are UnSlacker of Borg ....... starkers of Borg, you are in violation of Article 69.69 and 1/3. I suggest you remedy this aforementioned undersight forthwith and right now. But don't tell the missus I said so. She'll hurt me.

I am Dirty Stop Up of Borg.... and it is waaaay past my bedtime (5.48am) and I'm off to bed for some shuteye.

Night John Boy.

Sleep tight and don't let you know what bite.

I am Arisen of Borg... tho I'm still not sure if I'm awake yet.

I am Mr. Sandman of Borg... you do realise, Arisen of Borg, that you can never catch up on the beauty sleep you missed, don't you?

I an Arisen of Borg.... are you suggesting, Mr. Sandman of Borg, that I need ALL the beauty sleep I can get?

I am Shoe Salesman of Borg ..... if the shoe fits ................ wear it or not. Makes me no never mind. No skin off my nose nor sweat off my back and ... and ...

I am Vacuum Cleaner Salesman of Borg.... look lady, this Hoover will suck off anything in its path, just don't use it around your husband while him is naked or he's gonna want to use it all the time.

I am Uncontrollably Laughing of Borg.... my husband tried that, and now he's down at the ER waiting for somebody to remove the pipe from his implant.

I am ER Registrar of Borg.... *ring, ring... ring, ring*  Hello, is that Uncontrollably Laughing of Borg.  Hi this is Dr. Slice at the ER of Borg, and I'm wondering if I should send your husband home with his implant in a plain brown paper bag, or just throw it out with the medical waste?

I am Sarah Palin of Borg.... don't you just hate it when respected members of the press suggest that you should engage your brain before putting mouth into gear... I know I do.

I am Bellicose of Borg ...... There are times when loudness makes the implant manufacturer say WTF. He can't concentrate on sizing them. If one gets the wrong size...... oh boy.

I am Desperately Dateless.... and assimilation is hopeless.

I am 20 Dollar Hooker..... sure is, buddy, you only got $19.99.

I are A'Thumpin' of Borg ..... best you head on over to TTD splicketylick Twenty Dollar Hooker of Borg. You been thumpeded.

I am Charlie Sheen of Borg.... when my dad likens me to a tornado, I wonder if he's trying to say that I SUCK bigtime?

I am Porn Starlet of Borg.... never mind, Charlie, for $30,000 a pop, I'll party with you and do all the sucking.

I am 20 Dollar Hooker of Borg... save your money, Charlie, for 20 bucks and all the coke I can snort, I'll suck AND assimilate with you.

I am Anti-Not Good Stuff of Borg ...... All you Hooker Dookers out there ... All you PornStarlettes and SharlieCheens prancin' n dancin' around in your unmentionabilities flaunting such grossly overrated and underutilized stuff ....... you are hereby and herewithin ordereded to cease and desist and stop. If you do not comply within the specified timing intervals you will be de-ass-imilated whether or not your implants are done and shriveleded up around your nose. That's all folks. have a nice day.

                                                                                                                                  Sincerely and yours truly,

                                                                                                                                                                    Poindexter of Borg ha ha ha.

I am Rev Fred Nile of Borg.... hallelujah, brother Anti-Not Good Stuff of Borg, I agree 100%.  That Charlie Sheen feller of Borg needs his pecker implant removed if he can't train it to behave better than that.  Why I do declare, if somebody was to send me the video [purely for legal study, you hear] of Mr. Sheen fornicating with gay [no pun intended] abandon, I'm sure I could persuade the government to pass a law forbidding it.

I am Chief Censor of Borg.... before you receive that tape, Rev Fred Nile of Borg, I will have to see it and insert smudgie wudgies, like the TV news programs use to conceal peoples identities, to cover up the rude bits.

I am Rev Fred Nile of Borg... well what's the use of that?  I ain't gonna get any thrills... er, I mean hard [no pun intended] evidence that way.

@ Rev Fred Nile of Borg ...... yes you will your Cohortiness.

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