I am Gossip Columnist of Borg.... I was there when George Michaels was caught  public toilet dabbling, and I was there when he was blanking his implant and ran into the corner shop, now I can only hope I'll be there when he and Elton John are caught comparing implants

I am David Bowie of Borg... I hear Ziggy Stardust wouldn't even give George Michaels a second look.... cos you never know who's mouth he's been in?

I am Grossed Out of Borg......Between David Bowie, George Micheals and Ziggy Stardust no wonder the Feds whupped our collective butts. We need new blood.

I am The Ultimate Ass-imilator of Borg......Move over WC Admins. We'll add your collective skinning talents to ours when we get some. In the meantime...Resistance is futile. Be patient. We'll get to you...just as soon as we rid ourselves of ineffective and mostly, really gross drones with bad taste.

I am MrGrim of Borg.......I can only half-assimilate other peoples ideas.

I am Energizer Bunny of Borg, and I keep going and going.. and going.. and going...

... just like this game...

I are Referendum of Borg.......mrgrim and whatever his # is is history. Guttersnipes not allowed in Borg space.

Welcome da_zman20 to Borg Space. Pick up your implant at the receptionists desk upon filling out the pre-requisite 1,703.459 page entering request forms, in triplicate please as our resident Archivist is a bit slow due to under-active nanos. We at Borg Central welcome all new vic...er...newcomers to our happy collective.

I am Archivist of Borg......Junior of Borg...you stop hassling the guests and go clean your cubicle.

Energizer Bunny of Borg...pay no heed to Junior, he's new and has yet to assimilate.

I am Junior's Mama of Borg.... And I wish he'd hurry up and assimilate... he spends waaaay much too much time in the bathroom blanking his implant.

I am The Grim Reaper of Borg.... don't worry about Mr Grim of Borg, I've arranged for his imminent collection. He'll slip on some greasy pixels shortly and break his neck.

I am David Letterman of Borg.... so tell me, Archivist of Borg, are you still collecting and storing all that DD porn?

I am Archivist of Borg.......David Letterman of Borg.......You are being canceled due to lack of any nonsensical stuff to say about stuff and don't go 'round tellin' other Borgians about the DD stuff. Unless of course you wanna set off another revolution and remember what happened the last time that happened. Hugh was un-assimilated.

I am Hugh Hefner of Borg.... I've assimilated thousands of playmates in my time, but my life will never be complete until I assimilate 7of9.  Oh, and do you think she has DD's?

I am Official Measurer of Borg... I'm sorry, Hugh Hefner of Borg, but 7of 9 only has CCC's.

I am 2of3 of Borg.... and who said more than a mouthful is a waste?

I am Ernest of Borg 9. I have assimilated McHale!  

I am .7 of 11 of Borg...,,,I'm still waiting on that other .3 percent of my implant. Last time I contacted you, you told me it was in the mail. WHAT MAIL you dingbats. We ain't got no mail out here. What's your problem. I'm rescinding my membership in the collective. Come pick up your stoddy old redneck guy and the one with the starker blasters. I are done!!!

I'll pay that one... very clever.  (I wtf (wish the f**k) I'd thought of it)

I am Liberace of Borg.... I dunno what it is with all these young stars and being caught in public with their implants out... back in my day we'd hide ours in Rock Hudson of Borg.

I am Freddie Mercury of Borg... the reason you were never caught back in your day is because you never came out of the closet.

I am Tony Curtis of Borg... ah, so that's why I had an extra hanging rod in my dressing room closet.

I be Cap'n starkers o' Borg.... it 'ave bin so quiet 'round 'ere I bin 'avin' double 'elpin's o' triple concentrated curried cabbage so's I don't fink I be g'wen deaf.

I be mrs starkers of Borg... you might think that last one was silent and didn't stink, but you need to put in your hearing aids.... and I've made an appointment for Monday morning with the doctor to get your sinuses checked.

Sinuses might not be what's not workin'. Have you checked the audio output lately. Could be the sound is backing up and if that's the case......

I am Walter Kronkite of Borg.....signing off.

I am Average Joe Shmoe of Borg......why are my windows rattling?

I am Chief Seismologist of Borg... your windows are rattling, Average Joe Shmoe of Borg, because the baked beans you had for lunch were cooked over volcanic ash and contain elements of sulphur.

I am Head Glazier of Borg.... I can replace your windows with reinforced, doubled glazed glass if you like, but if you keep eating that stuff I'll be back every day and you'll make me a very rich man.

I am Professor Cohlon, head of Gastroenterology of Borg.... Yes, Joe Shmoe, heed the warning of your glazier, if you keep eating such volatile stuff you're going to blow your sphincter to kingdom come

No one this side of creation (starkers of Borg paid me big wompum to say this) can equal the toxic, overwhelming, melt your face to the bone, seismically enhanced, pernicious, pervasive, and all around stinkiness of Starkers of Borg's latest batch of starkersuperbarks.

Hello......my name is Poindexter of Borg......I was wondering if someone can show me the way to Oz. I'm told there is an opening for a Bark Tester. I tested bark for the USGS up in Washington State near to the Redwoods. Also for NOAA out in the Galapagos to see the effects of global warming on the island's habitats. If you would be so kind as to provide me with directions I'd be ever so greatfull.

I am Dolly Parton of Borg... people say I could never hurt my face if I fell over, but they obviously never thought about if I fell over backwards

I am Jane Fonda of Borg.... ah, so that's why you wouldn't go jogging with me on the set of '9 to 5'... black eyes!

I am Dabney Coleman of Borg.... I dunno about black eyes, I've had a constant ringing since she boxed my ears with 'em.