I am (blank) of Borg.....
The Borg game
Tuesday, February 12, 2008 by 2of3 | Discussion: Community
Time to play the Borg game!
I'll Start:
I am Excedrin of Borg...... when you have an implant THIS big!
Reply #1242 Thursday, September 2, 2010 7:19 AM
I am Stunned Mullet of Borg... hey Bimbo of Borg, funny thing, that, I'm constantly asking myself those questions as well. ![]()
Reply #1243 Thursday, September 2, 2010 9:45 AM
I am Zsa Zsa Gaborg......
darling....
I am Gordon Ramsay of Borg......
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I am taxman of Borg........ 
I am Paul Hogan of Borg....... 
Reply #1244 Thursday, September 2, 2010 10:01 AM
I'm Palin of Borg.... I taught Jafo all hiz gramm'r an' spellin' (like a momma grizzly)

Reply #1245 Thursday, September 2, 2010 10:15 AM
I am Michael Palin of Borg.... I wouldn't mention grammar in front of Sarah if I were you.... she will think you are talking about your great grandma and ask a million questions on how she is.
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Reply #1246 Thursday, September 2, 2010 8:17 PM
This is my third try.
I am Very Frustrated Now of Borg......Damn mouse pad sucks big time!!!! I want it assimilated. Call El Destructo of Borg. Tell him I got a job for him. The usual fee of two turnips and a mole will be in the usual place.
Reply #1247 Thursday, September 2, 2010 9:09 PM
I am El Destructo of Borg... I can fix your mousepad, but being that I'm using a bigger sledgehammer these days, my payment has increased to two molls and a turnip.
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Reply #1248 Thursday, September 2, 2010 10:28 PM
I am PoliceBorg Herkle McGurkle of Borg...That be highway robbery and we dunt even have a highway.
Put them in the usual place? You know...under the front porch next to the c****** c******
Reply #1249 Thursday, September 2, 2010 11:20 PM
I am Mad Max of Borg.... of course we have highways, tho that John Denver feller has a lot to answer for, calling 'em Country Roads n' all.
Would that C**** C***** be my curried cabbage patch or my stash of cactus cider?
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Reply #1250 Friday, September 3, 2010 10:08 PM

There be's an empty...hic...jug or two or four...hic.
HI...I am...hic...In...Ineb...Inebri... Soused of Borgia................................................................................................................................................................................hic.
Reply #1251 Monday, September 20, 2010 4:09 AM
I am Moved of Borg... no, no, I'm not emotional, I just got a new address. ![]()
I am new neighbour of Borg.... excuse me, what is that green cloud I always see surrounding your house?
I am Sozzled of Borg.... hey neighbour, can Inebriated of Borg and I come over and sample some of that cactus cider of yours?
Reply #1252 Monday, September 20, 2010 6:40 AM
Iam Happier than a Drone in a Junk Pile of Borg......WELCOMEHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMEEEE!!!!!!!
Reply #1253 Monday, September 20, 2010 7:02 AM
I am Neighbourhood Watch of Borg..... I'm really loving this new high-powered telescope as it allows me to watch neighbourhood bedroom windows from afar.
I am Pervert of Borg.... I have my telescope mounted on a tripod.... so I can keep a free hand on my implant.
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Reply #1254 Monday, September 20, 2010 7:07 AM
I am Under-Ling Cor-Poral of Borg.....Pervert of Borg, your Voyeuristication Registration is about to expire. Please access the appropriate node and plug in your implant for quick renewal.
Reply #1255 Monday, September 20, 2010 10:49 AM
I am Voyeur of Borg.... last time I tried to plug my implant into a node, somebody had disguised a power outlet and I got an awful shock
I am Exhibitionist of Borg..... point your telescopes my way and I'll deliberately forget to button my raincoat.
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Reply #1256 Monday, September 20, 2010 10:35 PM
I am EEEEEEEEEEEK of Borg......EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!
Reply #1257 Monday, September 20, 2010 10:54 PM
I am Redneck of Borg, and I have lost my trailer.
Reply #1258 Monday, September 20, 2010 11:42 PM
I am Trailer Park Trash of Borg.... nope, the site manager moved it to the other end of the park cos he thought trailer trash and a redneck next door to each other was too volatile a combination.
Reply #1259 Tuesday, September 21, 2010 6:00 AM
I am Strange BedFellow of Borg...Darn, I was just gettin' used to it. Oh well.
Reply #1260 Tuesday, September 21, 2010 9:12 AM
I am Slumber Beds Demonstrator of Borg.... Strange Bedfellow of Borg, was that you I chased out of the showroom for behaving inappropriately on our floor stock?
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Reply #1241 Thursday, September 2, 2010 7:09 AM
I am Bimbo of Borg..........er, where am i? who am i? and who r u?