I am (blank) of Borg.....

The Borg game

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 by 2of3 | Discussion: Community

Some of us had fun doing this on the IRC a while ago. Let's do it again!

Time to play the Borg game!

I'll Start:



I am Excedrin of Borg...... when you have an implant THIS big!
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loukeeya
Reply #1241 Thursday, September 2, 2010 7:09 AM

I am Bimbo of Borg..........er, where am i? who am i? and who r u?  

starkers
Reply #1242 Thursday, September 2, 2010 7:19 AM

I am Stunned Mullet of Borg... hey Bimbo of Borg, funny thing, that, I'm constantly asking myself those questions as well.

sydneysiders
Reply #1243 Thursday, September 2, 2010 9:45 AM

I am Zsa Zsa Gaborg......         darling.... 

 

I am Gordon Ramsay of Borg......                 

 

I am taxman of Borg........     

 

I am Paul Hogan of Borg.......  

DrJBHL
Reply #1244 Thursday, September 2, 2010 10:01 AM

I'm Palin of Borg.... I taught Jafo all hiz gramm'r an' spellin' (like a momma grizzly)

starkers
Reply #1245 Thursday, September 2, 2010 10:15 AM

I am Michael Palin of Borg.... I wouldn't mention grammar in front of Sarah if I were you.... she will think you are talking about your great grandma and ask a million questions on how she is.

Uvah
Reply #1246 Thursday, September 2, 2010 8:17 PM

This is my third try.

 

I am Very Frustrated Now of Borg......Damn mouse pad sucks big time!!!! I want it assimilated. Call El Destructo of Borg. Tell him I got a job for him. The usual fee of two turnips and a mole will be in the usual place.

starkers
Reply #1247 Thursday, September 2, 2010 9:09 PM

I am El Destructo of Borg... I can fix your mousepad, but being that I'm using a bigger sledgehammer these days, my payment has increased to two molls and a turnip.

Uvah
Reply #1248 Thursday, September 2, 2010 10:28 PM

I am PoliceBorg Herkle McGurkle of Borg...That be highway robbery and we dunt even have a highway.

Put them in the usual place? You know...under the front porch next to the c****** c******

starkers
Reply #1249 Thursday, September 2, 2010 11:20 PM

I am Mad Max of Borg.... of course we have highways, tho that John Denver feller has a lot to answer for, calling 'em Country Roads n' all.

Put them in the usual place? You know...under the front porch next to the c****** c******

Would that C**** C*****  be my curried cabbage patch or my stash of cactus cider?

Uvah
Reply #1250 Friday, September 3, 2010 10:08 PM

There be's an empty...hic...jug or two or four...hic.

HI...I am...hic...In...Ineb...Inebri... Soused of Borgia................................................................................................................................................................................hic.

starkers
Reply #1251 Monday, September 20, 2010 4:09 AM

I am Moved of Borg... no, no, I'm not emotional, I just got a new address.

I am new neighbour of Borg.... excuse me, what is that green cloud I always see surrounding your house?

I am Sozzled of Borg.... hey neighbour, can Inebriated of Borg and I come over and sample some of that cactus cider of yours?

 

Uvah
Reply #1252 Monday, September 20, 2010 6:40 AM

Iam Happier than a Drone in a Junk Pile of Borg......WELCOMEHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMEEEE!!!!!!!

starkers
Reply #1253 Monday, September 20, 2010 7:02 AM

I am Neighbourhood Watch of Borg..... I'm really loving this new high-powered telescope as it allows me to watch neighbourhood bedroom windows from afar.

I am Pervert of Borg.... I have my telescope mounted on a tripod.... so I can keep a free hand on my implant.

Uvah
Reply #1254 Monday, September 20, 2010 7:07 AM

I am Under-Ling Cor-Poral of Borg.....Pervert of Borg, your Voyeuristication Registration is about to expire. Please access the appropriate node and plug in your implant for quick renewal.

starkers
Reply #1255 Monday, September 20, 2010 10:49 AM

I am Voyeur of Borg.... last time I tried to plug my implant into a node, somebody had disguised a power outlet and I got an awful shock

I am Exhibitionist of Borg..... point your telescopes my way and I'll deliberately forget to button my raincoat.

Uvah
Reply #1256 Monday, September 20, 2010 10:35 PM

I am EEEEEEEEEEEK of Borg......EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

RedneckDude
Reply #1257 Monday, September 20, 2010 10:54 PM

I am Redneck of Borg, and I have lost my trailer.    

starkers
Reply #1258 Monday, September 20, 2010 11:42 PM

I am Trailer Park Trash of Borg.... nope, the site manager moved it to the other end of the park cos he thought trailer trash and a redneck next door to each other was too volatile a combination.

Uvah
Reply #1259 Tuesday, September 21, 2010 6:00 AM

I am Strange BedFellow of Borg...Darn, I was just gettin' used to it. Oh well.

starkers
Reply #1260 Tuesday, September 21, 2010 9:12 AM

I am Slumber Beds Demonstrator of Borg.... Strange Bedfellow of Borg, was that you I chased out of the showroom for behaving inappropriately on our floor stock?

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