I am (blank) of Borg.....
The Borg game
Tuesday, February 12, 2008 by 2of3 | Discussion: Community
Time to play the Borg game!
I'll Start:
I am Excedrin of Borg...... when you have an implant THIS big!
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Reply #1222 Tuesday, August 24, 2010 2:22 AM
I am Forest Gump of Borg......assimilation is as assimilation does.
OR
I am Forest Gump of Borg and I will assimilate your box of chocolates.
Reply #1223 Tuesday, August 24, 2010 2:23 AM
I am ADHD of Borg and taking Ritalin is futile.....
Reply #1224 Tuesday, August 24, 2010 3:51 AM
I am Tiger Woods of Borg... and I've suffered the fate of many as pro-golfer.... played too many holes now and my wife has divorced me.
Reply #1225 Tuesday, August 24, 2010 6:07 AM
I am Mekanik of Borg......I can fix that...I think. Do you have insurance cause I don't come cheap.
Reply #1226 Tuesday, August 24, 2010 11:21 AM
I am Pharmacist of Borg... and I have just invented a pill for men with software issues. One before bed will ensure they have the necessary hardware.
Reply #1227 Tuesday, August 31, 2010 11:39 AM
I am Insomniac of Borg... it wouldn't be so bad if it were 7of9 and an unruly implant keeping me up every night. 
Reply #1228 Tuesday, August 31, 2010 7:08 PM
I am Kapitan Ernsk Metapopoplouski of Borg.......I am Kapitan Ernsk Metapoplou......Metapoplu......Metapop......oh pop this already, sheesh!
Reply #1229 Tuesday, August 31, 2010 7:44 PM
I am Jesse James of Borg... my wife is divorcing me because I got caught assimilating in a monster truck with my production assistant.
I am Tiger Woods of Borg... hey Jesse, wanna get together so we swap names and addresses from our little black books?
I am Lorena Bobbit of Borg... if you lil ol boys was married to me you'd be eunuchs by now.
Reply #1231 Wednesday, September 1, 2010 10:52 AM
I am Painful Lee of Borg.... OUCH, OUCH, OUCHHHHH, I just caught my implant in my zipper
Reply #1232 Wednesday, September 1, 2010 7:18 PM
That's why we lost power here the other night. You shorted your pecker.
I am Censor of Borg......************
Reply #1233 Wednesday, September 1, 2010 7:31 PM
Hehe... a short in my shorts with a short to my shortened short pecker.
I am Electrician of Borg.... it adds a new dimension to assimilation when you have a small current flowing to your implant.
I am Angus Young of Borg... I know, why do you think we're called AC, DC.
I am Ellen DeGeneres.... really? And I've been living in a blackout all these years.
I am Portia De Rossi... never mind, dear. I can get on of those strap on implants and become a double adapter.
Reply #1234 Wednesday, September 1, 2010 11:01 PM
I are Electricalcal Specialist Of Borg......um...Oh yeah... We are havin' a hard time with the....zzzzzzzzzzt!
Reply #1235 Thursday, September 2, 2010 12:29 AM
I am Kirk Douglas of Borg.... being that I'm in my 90's now, maybe I could use a bit of electrical current to encourage a bit of life in the old implant.
I am Don Juan of Borg.... I'm such a good lover I don't need a electrical current in my implant to shock the ladies.
I am Tiger Woods of Borg.... I dunno about high voltage, but my implant has seen high usage in recent times.
Reply #1236 Thursday, September 2, 2010 12:39 AM
I am Elin Woods of Borg..... my bank account is..... currently...high.. 
along with my revoltage.... of Tiger.... 
Reply #1237 Thursday, September 2, 2010 4:32 AM
I am Milburn Drysdale of Borg.... hello Elin, if you transfer your fortune to my bank, I'll loan it to your ex-husband to build his new place at 33% p/a and we'll triple your money in no time.
I am Bernie Madoff of Borg... no, no, Elin, let me invest it for you in one of my ponzi schemes.
Reply #1238 Thursday, September 2, 2010 5:03 AM
her financial adviser is Mrs Mac of Hey Hey I'm Borg.....and it's all going under the matress
Reply #1239 Thursday, September 2, 2010 5:47 AM
I am Just Waking Up of Borg......where's my coffee!!!!!!
Reply #1240 Thursday, September 2, 2010 6:59 AM
I am Pest Exterminator of Borg.... Hello Ms Elin, I am here to check your bed for bedbugs.
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Reply #1221 Monday, August 23, 2010 11:55 PM
I am Head Surgeon of Borg... if you are seeing your 'implant' right in front of you face, wee person of Borg, you have definitely got the wrong one. Please come in and see me about a more manageable replacement.... something that makes feel less like you're hiding behind a telegraph pole.