I am (blank) of Borg.....
The Borg game
Tuesday, February 12, 2008 by 2of3 | Discussion: Community
Time to play the Borg game!
I'll Start:
I am Excedrin of Borg...... when you have an implant THIS big!
Reply #1202 Friday, April 23, 2010 9:34 PM
I am Procrastinator of Borg. I'll explain it later...
Reply #1203 Saturday, April 24, 2010 11:27 PM
I am Impatient of Borg.... orright, Procrastinator of Borg, you've had more than enough time now, wots the story, then?????
Reply #1204 Saturday, April 24, 2010 11:34 PM
Procrastinator of Borg says he'll tell you later.
[hiya Cap'n] It ain't later enuff yet.
Reply #1205 Saturday, April 24, 2010 11:57 PM
I am Game Show Host of Borg.... if Procrastinator of Borg does not get his reply in before the buzzer, his turn will go to the next contestant.
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Hiya Doc... how's it going? Bin too bloody quiet 'round here lately, 'aven't it!!! Us needs ter take a blunderbuss t' that thar landlubbin' entertainment occifer an' git 'im ter think up summat in'trestin' fer us.
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Reply #1206 Tuesday, April 27, 2010 6:17 AM
i am IPad Obsoletus of Borg - look fancy but not good for you lol
Reply #1207 Wednesday, April 28, 2010 4:36 AM
Reply #1208 Thursday, April 29, 2010 9:19 PM
I am Biggus Dickius of Borg... I got stung in the nether region by a bee and now my implant has swollen up like a balloon.
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Reply #1209 Thursday, August 12, 2010 8:15 PM
My wife was Lucretia de BORG -ia .. she was so ugly you could see the bruises where she had been touched with 10 foot bargepoles ...
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( ..not really , just clutching at straws for an interesting reply .... hehehe ! )
Reply #1210 Thursday, August 12, 2010 8:19 PM
I am necrothread of Borg - I will assimilate your corpse...
Reply #1211 Thursday, August 12, 2010 10:21 PM
I am Titus Arsus of Borg.... I am so tight I squeak when I walk.
I am Chief Banker of Borg.... so you're saying that you're so tight I can't assimilate your money?
I am Inland Revenue of Borg.... you know, death and taxes... your choice.
Reply #1212 Thursday, August 12, 2010 10:39 PM
Funny , I thought it was the curried cabbage
lol !
Reply #1213 Thursday, August 12, 2010 10:46 PM
Nah, that produces more of a barking sound (from a bloody enormous rottweiler) ![]()
Reply #1214 Thursday, August 12, 2010 11:59 PM
g'day ,g'nite Im off to me pit ! zzzzzzzzz
Reply #1215 Monday, August 16, 2010 12:40 AM
I am Tony Abbot of Borg.... according to opinion polls it seems I will assimilate Australia and impose my puritanical views on everyone.
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Reply #1216 Thursday, August 19, 2010 6:53 AM
I are Grandpa Metalitiousfolitinatibanicalita Bonaduckialinetrailibinatious of Borg (the Old School) What am all you yung'uns doin' over to here rantin' and ravin' like a bunch of wannabe Pee-Kards...HUH!
Reply #1217 Thursday, August 19, 2010 11:21 PM
I am John McEnroe of Borg... and nobody ever out-rants me.... EEEEEEVER!!!!!
I am Ozzy Osbourne of Borg.... Hey mam, where the *bleep* is this *bleeping" raving going on, Cos I *bleeping* well wanna join in the *bleeping* fun?
Oh, and Grandpa whatcha m' callit....
I an Tongue Tied of Borg.... and I've gotten myself in an awful predicament trying to say your name... thank goodness for typing. ![]()
Reply #1218 Sunday, August 22, 2010 12:04 AM
I am Spell Checker of Borg.....................I quit
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Reply #1219 Sunday, August 22, 2010 1:29 AM
I are Redeneck of Borg.... I dun never uzed a spell chequer cos I dun finnished 3rd grayde an' mah teecher sed I dun good.
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Reply #1220 Monday, August 23, 2010 8:45 PM
Who'da thunk it.
I are wee person of Borg......somebody give me wrong implant. It too big for my face and it come out funny.
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Reply #1201 Friday, December 25, 2009 11:03 PM
I an Mrs. Claus of Borg... and the real reason Santa ain'y makin' it this year is because he forgot to take his Viagra and can't get his 'sleigh' up.