I am (blank) of Borg.....

The Borg game

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 by 2of3 | Discussion: Community

Some of us had fun doing this on the IRC a while ago. Let's do it again!

Time to play the Borg game!

I'll Start:



I am Excedrin of Borg...... when you have an implant THIS big!
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starkers
Reply #1201 Friday, December 25, 2009 11:03 PM

I an Mrs. Claus of Borg... and the real reason Santa ain'y makin' it this year is because he forgot to take his Viagra and can't get his 'sleigh' up.

Rez194
Reply #1202 Friday, April 23, 2010 9:34 PM

I am Procrastinator of Borg. I'll explain it later...

starkers
Reply #1203 Saturday, April 24, 2010 11:27 PM

I am Impatient of Borg.... orright, Procrastinator of Borg, you've had more than enough time now, wots the story, then?????

DrJBHL
Reply #1204 Saturday, April 24, 2010 11:34 PM

Procrastinator of Borg says he'll tell you later. [hiya Cap'n] It ain't later enuff yet.

starkers
Reply #1205 Saturday, April 24, 2010 11:57 PM

Procrastinator of Borg says he'll tell you later. [hiya Cap'n] It ain't later enuff yet.

I am Game Show Host of Borg.... if Procrastinator of Borg does not get his reply in before the buzzer, his turn will go to the next contestant.


Hiya Doc... how's it going?  Bin too bloody quiet 'round here lately, 'aven't it!!!  Us needs ter take a blunderbuss t' that thar landlubbin' entertainment occifer an' git 'im ter think up summat in'trestin' fer us.

loukeeya
Reply #1206 Tuesday, April 27, 2010 6:17 AM

i am IPad Obsoletus of Borg - look fancy but not good for you  lol

totalli
Reply #1207 Wednesday, April 28, 2010 4:36 AM
I am Mork from Ork.....shezzbot your assimilation!
starkers
Reply #1208 Thursday, April 29, 2010 9:19 PM

I am Biggus Dickius of Borg... I got stung in the nether region by a bee and now my implant has swollen up like a balloon.

mike b1954
Reply #1209 Thursday, August 12, 2010 8:15 PM

My wife was Lucretia de BORG -ia  .. she was so ugly you could see the bruises where she had been touched with 10 foot bargepoles ... 

 

( ..not really , just clutching at straws for an interesting reply .... hehehe ! )

Fuzzy Logic
Reply #1210 Thursday, August 12, 2010 8:19 PM

I am necrothread of Borg - I will assimilate your corpse...

starkers
Reply #1211 Thursday, August 12, 2010 10:21 PM

I am Titus Arsus of Borg.... I am so tight I squeak when I walk.

I am Chief Banker of Borg.... so you're saying that you're so tight I can't assimilate your money?

I am Inland Revenue of Borg.... you know, death and taxes... your choice.

mike b1954
Reply #1212 Thursday, August 12, 2010 10:39 PM

starkers
I am Titus Arsus of Borg. .....    

 

Funny ,  I thought it was the curried cabbage   lol !

 

 

starkers
Reply #1213 Thursday, August 12, 2010 10:46 PM

Funny , I thought it was the curried cabbage

Nah, that produces more of a barking sound (from a bloody enormous rottweiler)

mike b1954
Reply #1214 Thursday, August 12, 2010 11:59 PM

g'day ,g'nite Im off to me pit ! zzzzzzzzz

starkers
Reply #1215 Monday, August 16, 2010 12:40 AM

I am Tony Abbot of Borg.... according to opinion polls it seems I will assimilate Australia and impose my puritanical views on everyone.

Uvah
Reply #1216 Thursday, August 19, 2010 6:53 AM

I are Grandpa Metalitiousfolitinatibanicalita Bonaduckialinetrailibinatious of Borg (the Old School) What am all you yung'uns doin' over to here rantin' and ravin' like a bunch of wannabe Pee-Kards...HUH!

starkers
Reply #1217 Thursday, August 19, 2010 11:21 PM

I am John McEnroe of Borg... and nobody ever out-rants me.... EEEEEEVER!!!!!

I am Ozzy Osbourne of Borg.... Hey mam, where the *bleep* is this *bleeping" raving going on, Cos I *bleeping* well wanna join in the *bleeping* fun?

Oh, and Grandpa whatcha m' callit....

I an Tongue Tied of Borg.... and I've gotten myself in an awful predicament trying to say your name... thank goodness for typing.

Uvah
Reply #1218 Sunday, August 22, 2010 12:04 AM

I am Spell Checker of Borg.....................I quit

starkers
Reply #1219 Sunday, August 22, 2010 1:29 AM

I are Redeneck of Borg.... I dun never uzed a spell chequer cos I dun finnished 3rd grayde an' mah teecher sed I dun good.

Uvah
Reply #1220 Monday, August 23, 2010 8:45 PM

Who'da thunk it.

 

I are wee person of Borg......somebody give me wrong implant. It too big for my face and it come out funny.

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