I am Bette Midler of Borg.... if starkers is producing the 'wind' beneath my wings, I'M NOT FLYING!!!!

I am Mick Jagger of Borg... and I thought Jumping Jack Flash was a gas, gas, gas. starkers beats him hands down.

I am Elton John of Borg.... so much for my candle in the wind, was gently blowing until starkers barked and extinguished the flame.

I am Bob Dylan of Borg... I had no idea how significant "Blowing in the Wind" was gonna be, 'til I encountered the curried cabbage bark.

I am RedNeckDude of Borg.... hey, doc, is this a rash on my neck or could it be that I may be a redneck?

I am Doc of Borg... I'm sorry, RedNeckDude, but your condition is congenitive and you'll always be a redneck.

I am Chief Bio-Engineer of Borg... with recent advancements in implant technology, we can give you a chicken neck instead.

I am Mrs RedNeckDude of Borg... so, with a chicken neck, does that mean he can turn his head enough to get under the kitchen sink and fix the plumbing he's neglected for years??

I am Queen of Borg... if you can turn your head/bend your neck that much, I have other uses for you, darling.

 

 

 

 

I am DocJBHL of Borg... every time I see a beautiful naked woman my heart skips a beat, perhaps I should get a colleague to hook me up to an ECG to see if this is normal at my age.

I am Uvah of Borg... don't worry, Doc, my heart skips several beats when I see a beautiful naked woman... the embarrassing part is getting a ticket for the impromptu pogo stick ride in a pedestrian only shopping mal.

I am Zubaz of Borg... you're embarrassed, I'm usually wearing my zebras striped pants and next thing I know I have a heap of pedestrians crossing my groin.

I am Fuzzy Logic of Borg.... pogo stick travel is illogical unless accompanied by a similarly inclined female with a penchant for ups and downs like a roller-coaster ride.

 

 

 

I am Lagging Behind of Borg...starkers of Borg is running off at the thread eschewing curried cabbage barks.

I am ODNT of Borg...I ain't ready yet 4x64

I am starkers of Borg...Beautiful Naked Lady of Borg is fanning barks your way

I am Uvah of Borg...WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! got caught in zipper

I am RedNeckDude of Borg....I just cleaned out my backyard and found my house

I am PuterDudeJim of Borg...That's my house!!

I am Catching Up of Borg...Almost there

I am Murphy's Law of Borg...I control the forums. I will keep them skewed...haaaaaa hahahaha

I am Moderator Chief Incarnate of Borg...All you Borgettes line up...right now...show off your zebra striped micro mini tied at the hip type thongs for DRJBHL's inspection. No exceptions.

I am Zubaz the Master of the WC of Borg...Don't listen to the Moderator Chief Incarnate...he's a wimp. Show me instead

I am King of Borg...tell the Queen of Borg I'm still waiting for my bark proof long johns. And tell her no starch this time

I am Fuzzy Logic of Borg...My pogo bigger'n your pogo

I am starkers of Borg...no it ain't

I am vStyler of Borg...yes it am

I am IROKONESS of Borg...no it ain't

I am Xiandi of Borg...yes it am

I am THE BARKMASTER of BORG......How dare you steal my thunder!

I am starkers of Borg......BAM!tAKE tHAT bARKMASTER

I am Barkmaster of Borg.....OOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

I am XX of Borg...yes it am

I am Po'Smedley of Borg...no it ain't

I am SydneySiders of Borg...yes it am and don't none of you guys argue with me no more. I am the undisputed...oowwww!

I am starkers of Borg...tAKE tHAT bARKMASTER...ooops...done that already

 

Missing Person of Borg...Notice...you have been assimilated. To avoid further assimilations please refrain. Truly your's, Borg Central LLC, LTD, CPU, GPU, CORP, INC, INK, so on and so forth etc. etc. etc.

ie7 says...out of memory on line 1261...out of memory on line 1251. ie7 has been assimilated...again.

I am IE7 of Borg... I am out of memory because of all the Britney Spears images you keep asking me to display, and all those without knickers, well of course I'm gonna want to forget.

I am IE8 of Borg... I have a better memory than IE7, but those knickerless shots of Britney Spears are a no go cos MS of Borg has me fitted with parental controls forbidding them

I am FireFox of Borg... forget those losers, I'll show you all the knickerless shots of Britney Spears you want, but I will get obstinate if you ask me to 'copy and paste'

I am Britney Spears of Borg... knickerless schimickerless, these days I'm doing topless in London

 

I am Kevin Federline of Borg.... I've seen it all before, and believe me, it's nothing to write home about.

I am ROFL of Borg...

I am Knickerless of Borg...Britney Spears has been banned from Shimickerlessness. She didn't pay her dues.

I am Papparazzi of Borg...Britney Spears appears the prune. EWWWW!!

I am Paris Hilton of Borg...I'll do the Shim...Schim...what's a shimickerless?

I am Queen of Borg...Send Paris Hilton of Borg to the recycler. We have enough dumb blondes.

I am starkers of Borg...I ain't no blonde. Defend yourself.........BAM!!!

This is the Collective of Borg...due to circumstances beyond our control further assimilations are canceled. A quarantine is in effect until further notice. Our homeworld has been melted to slag when hit by a starkerbark......glub...glub...glub.

And now Jean luc Picard is kicking himself that he didn't give me that job as Climate Control Officer... would have had them Borg beat in no time with a well-directed starkerbark.

I am Kim Kardashian of Borg... don't worry about Paris not being able to say that word... apart from being blonde she had her mouth full again.

I am Paris Hilton of Borg... Kim, I thought you were my friend, but it seems you too have looked up that naughty video of me that was all over the internet, so if you can't say anything nice.....

I am Kevin Federline of Borg.... Paris Hilton stayed at our house one night and I saw her topless.  Now there is one woman whose bra would fit better backwards... thought I was looking at a couple of fried eggs.

I am Anonymous of Borg... and I wish to remain so. It was a forgettable experience, so I don't want anyone being able to point the finger and say: "Aren't you the guy with Paris Hilton in that sex tape?"  No sireee!

 

I am Upgrade of Borg.....I must be assimilated almost constantly or I turn into:

Obsolete of Borg.....I used to be the latest and greatest assimilation going,now I'll soon be:

Recyled of Borg.....My assimilation gets ripped to shreds and ends up in:

Landfill of Borg.

I am Ron Jeremy of Borg... my implant has gone limp so now I direct assimilations instead.

I am Tiffany Towers of Borg... my enormous implants have developed a leak, now gravity means I have to wear Depends.

I am John Holmes of Borg... I'm dead now cos I injected my implant with an infected needle.

I am Texas Cheerleader of Borg.... with all the jumping up and down on the sideline, my implants have given me black eyes.

 

I am Dolly Parton of Borg...Texas Cheerleader od Borg...you ain't got nuthin' on these bajoomers.

Dolly Parton of Borg...Just give me half a chance and I'll show you alright. I'm having my bajoomers re-asimmilated.

I am Bajoomer Central of Borg...your subscriptions to Bajoomer Today have been canceled due to lack of inflation. starkers bear you to it.

I am starkers of Borg...told you

I am Dolly Parton of Borg...yeah right. Just try to un-subscribe me. I'll have you up in front of Sotamayor of Borg in splickety-lick time.

I am Sotamayor of Borg...go 'way.

I am Octomom of Borg... and assimilate with no-one, ever, leave your sperm at the fertility clinic I'll collect it later.

I am Cassanova of Borg.... silly, silly girl, you haven't met me, yet, the right man with the right implant, at your service.

I am Mae west of Borg... hey there 'BIG' boy, why dontcha forget her to come up and assimilate me sometime.

I am Henry the 8th... hey Cassanova, give me a crack at Octomom, will you, the head's lacking with my latest wife.

 

 

I am Anne Bolyn of Borg...My head ain't lackin' no more. I got it wholesale at Stoned of Borg's Head Shop.

I am Stoned of Borg...Anne Bolyn of Borg...you must return immediately. You forgot the screws.

I am the Ghost of Marilyn Chambers of Borg...you can have mine.

.enim evah nac uoy...groB fo srebmahC nyliraM fo tsohG eht ma I

I am Jean Luc Picard of Borg...The dimensional rift is getting bigger. The mirror universe is here. RUN!

!NUR .ereh si esrevinu rorrim ehT .reggib gnitteg si lanoisnemid ehT...groB draciP cuL naeJ ma I

!!huH......gorB fo notliH siraP ma I

I am Napoleon Boneparte of Borg... eet is 'ow you say, ze smaller ze man ze biggere ze implant.

I am Andre ze Giant of Borg... leesten short arse, you 'ave obviously not seen me in the shower after a bout.

I am Josephine of Borg... neither 'ave I, but this Napoleon 'e is always saying "not tonight I 'ave an ' eadache", so per'aps we could save ze water and showere` together.

I am Michael Jackson Of Borg... I have a dark blemish on my implant, but it's probably the bit that didn't get submerged when they dipped me in bleach.

I am Debbie Rowe of Borg... really, I thought that was a bruise from when the play between you and your chimp got a bit rough.

 

i AM rOWEN OF bORG...wHO DID THIS TO MY KEYBOARD.

I am Martin of Borg...It wasn't me. Goldie Hawn of Borg did it.

I am Goldie Hawn of Borg... He he...amok  amok  amok  amok...oops.

I am Amok of Borg...Mr. Replacement of Borg...I respectfully request another implant. I know this is the third time but until I can get Goldie to stop...

I am Laughin of Borg...I ain't laughin'.

I am Kimberley Vlaminck of Borg... I just got 56 stars tattooed on my Face, one for each porno star I'd like to assimilate.

I am Rousain Toumaniatz of Borg... she claims that she fell asleep and I went too far, BAH, if she had fallen asleep I would have tattoed 'IDIOT' across fer forehead as well.

I am Tattoo Applicator of Borg...56 STARS! Is she out of her...Mr. Replacement of Borg...cancel her subscription.

I am Kimberly Vlaminck of Borg...but...but...but...

I am Replicator of Borg...NO BUTS...unless of course you want your butt...subscription canceled!

I am Paris Hilton of Borg...Mr. Tattoo Applicator of Borg...you can tattoo my butt. I won't fall asleep. Google my name and view my naughty video.

I am Censorious of Borg...Paris Hilton of Borg...no thank you so much. Airheads not allowed.