I am Curious of Borg... if you only closed one nostril during a curried cabbage attack, I'm wondering, would your face turn blue down one side, and green down the other???

"Blue goes up left then green down the right" says Toxic Waste of Borg to Curious of Borg as they sit down awaiting the resumption of talks between the Guild of Aromaseptics and The Far Smellers Consortium. Talks last week broke down due to excessive smog of the brownish/green with heavy amonia lumps masqerading as curried cabbage minis.

Stay tuned for further updates in the ongoing steruggle to assimilate curried cabbage minis.                                                                                              

I am Chef of Borg.... despite Collective complaints, curried cabbage will remain on the menu.... the Borg must have a tactical advantage in its quest to conquer the Universe.

I am Grand Chancellor of Borg... if curried cabbage MUST remain on the menu, could not the Surgeon of Borg modify the Collective of Borg with nasal implants to filter out those noxious gases?

I am Queen of Borg... anyone letting one rip in my chambers is gonna get their anal implant ripped out.... like anyone familiar with: "I'm gonna rip you a new asshole."?

I am Captain of the Guard of Borg... can I be excused from the ripping me a new asshole bit?  Although I eat copious amounts of curried cabbage, I wash it down with a couple of cans of air freshener.

I am Sergeant At Arms of Borg.... please don't be fooled by that, my Queen, it may smell slightly of roses, but the Captain of the Guard of Borg still putrifies the barracks on a regular basis.

I am Drudge of Borg...keep your stinkiness assimilated on your side of the cube.

I am TooCloseforComfort of Borg...AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!

I am Coroner of Borg...toe tags keep falling off. Embalmer of Borg...use the 'other' super glue. It's the only one that works with curried cabbage mini damaged exoskeletals.

I am Embalmer of Borg...Captain of the Guard of Borg lost this. I think it was anus ring but it turned vomit green for some reason.

I am King of Borg...That's my ring you idiot!!!!!!

I am Tapdancer of Borg.... orright, who's the smart arse who polished the chrome so I'd slip in the sink???

I are snitch of Borg...first of second did it. I seen him.

I am Seven of Eleven of Borg......whose been playin' in my sink...again??

I am Sherlock Holmes of Borg.... it's elementary my dear 7of11, it was 9of10.... I'd recognise those skid marks anywhere.

I am Watson of Borg.... but Holmes, how can you be so sure it was not starkers, whose notorious for leaving skid marks?

I am Inspector Poirot of Borg.... it is obvious to me that the skid marks were left by a trouserless man, and my prime suspect is Malcolm Fraser, the former Prime Minister of Australia.

I am Inspector Clousseau of Borg.... no, no, you are all wrong!  Eet was ze Pink Panthere, 'ose anal implant 'as become 'ow you say, faultee.

I am The Pink Panther of Borg.... I was in 7of11's bed so could not 'ave been in her sink.  Ze sheets might need changing but I did not leave skid marks in ''er sink

I am George Bush of Borg.... to clear this mystery up, I'll own up.   It was me! I left the skid marks in 7of11's sink because I'm full of 'it' and I got caught short by a sneaky one... again.

I am Bill Clinton of Borg.... Bush, you're a hypocrite!  You complain about the stains I left in the Oval Office, but what you left in 7of11's sink is disgusting.

I am Hillary Clinton of Borg... Bill, if you don't butt out of this I'm gonna tell everyone you still have little 'accidents' at night and that's why we sleep separately... among other reasons.

I am Dr Kinsey of Borg... Mrs Clinton, those are not 'little accidents' your husband is having.  He has extraordinarily high  testosterone levels and those are uncontrolable night 'emmissions' that many virulent men experience when there are no interns available... it is perfectly natural and nothing to worry about.

In response to the latest diatribe from those members of the collective in the studio audience.

I am Archimedes of Borg. Screw you.

I am Hyppocrates of Borg......Only in the face. Behind the back ain't cool.

I am Sir Arthur Conan Doyle of Borg.......Sherlock of Borg does not live here. Watson of Borg assimilated his story.

I am Data of Borg......She's mine I tell you...all mine...mine...mine...hahahahahahaha      Yum!

I am Network Commentator of Borg......will the real Sherlock Holmes, Watson, Inspector Poirot, Inspector Clousseau, Pink Panther, George Bush, Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Dr. Kinsay and all the interns please return to their seats. Under the tables is not the place for that sort of thing. Use the Oval Office!  

I am Data of Borg.... being a synthetic android I can NOT be implanted, but if you could fix me up with 'one' like John Holmes I'd be more happy.

I am 7of 9 of Borg.... you get something like that, Data, and I'll have Scotty beam you down to New Zealand.

I am Jean luc Picard of Borg.... don't worry, 7of9 of Borg, Mr Data will NOT be getting THAT implant, I have reserved it for when we reach Amazonia 1.1

I am Janeway of Borg.... why Jean luc, why disn't you say something before, I'm sure we could have made beautiful orbits together.

I am Fuzzy Logic of Borg.... that is illogical.  The Vulcan mind-meld is far more effective than the JH implant... and Cap't Janeway, being where my mind is right now, you and I have a lot of melding to do.

I am Scotty of Borg... Mr Spock do you want me to change the warp drive where you're mind's at right now... it'll save having to see Dr McCoy for Viagra?

I am Viagra Prime of Borg...7of9 is off the list. Fuzzy Logic of Borg doth complain too too much. Janeway of Borg is off the list. Jean Luc Picard of Borg has restored 7of11 as Scotty of Borg's sidekick.

I am Aftermath of Borg...starkers of Borg has been re-implanted to better take advantage of Red Curried Cabbage Minis noxious sidereal motion.

I am Prefect of Amazonia 1.1 of Borg...Mr. Data is complaining THAT implant was found by DRJBHL of Borg to be totally insufficient. He's requesting a refund.

hmmm....no picture of Uvah. such a shame. i could have made such a pretty shop avatar of for him.

I would if I could put one up there. Think of an old geezer (56) with long blondish white hair past his shoulders, blue eyes, a not so bulbous nose (really) with glasses. If it makes it easier think of me as a throwback to the age of aquarious. The acid generation, hippies, flower power and all that good stuff. Oh and lest I forget the bushy eyebrows

I am Phil Spector of Borg... I know in prison I can get free dental, but what I wanna know is if prison health covers plastic surgery to freshen up this wrinkly old mug of mine....like something that'll go with my hair.

I am Three Seconds Past Midnight of Borg...Phil Spector...you look horrible. Oh well.

Mine avatar would look a little like Einstein. Bushy hair (not like reply 1053), bushy eyebrows and mustache. At least that's what my niece says. But she's only five.

I am Einstein's Avatar of Borg...relativity isn't all it's cracked up to be. We're still here...ain't we

I am Green/Brown Goo of Borg...You Barked     

I am Phil Spector of Borg... I don't think it's fair that I have to have all my hair cut off.... any contraband I'm hiding in it won't be shared with the other inmates.

No shave it off Phil Spector of Borg. Put in you pocket. Warden of Borg says it's okay but don't tell him I said so 'cause he'll revoke my assimilation privileges.

Contraband Inspector of Borg...This is Warden of Borg. Tell starkers of Borg to let Phil Spector of Borg get with 7of11 of Borg 'cause 2f3 of Borg has a cold in his olfactory implant and can't smell Smedley of Borg's Smelly Special. Xiandi of Borg and DRJBHL of Borg are on standby in case Sydneysiders of Borg gets the start panel right instead of left. Also tell Night Train of Borg his friend vStyler of Borg says hi...how hi...I dunno.

I am Hazmat Inspector of Borg... Po` Smedley of Borg's 'Smelly Special' has been declared safe and can now come out of quarantine.  However, starkers of Borg's arse hasn't and he is required to continue wearing special Hazmat safety gear, namely the triple heavy duty rubber long-johns.... and bicycle clips, to be sure, to be sure.

     I am Long Jane Bronze of Borg....My brother Long John Silver has been canceled due to lack of interest (cheap S.O.B.) therefore it has been left up to me to inform the Super Supreme High Councilor of Borg (Po'Smedley of Borg's anterior alter egotistical sidekickin' playmate DRJBHL of Borg) that all leaves have been canceled 'cause starkers of Borg's arseeenic heavy duty rubber long johns have lost cohesion. Bicycle clips not withstanding this intolerableble sitcheeation cannot be alloweded to continue more than 2.35783 microseconds longer past midafternoon on next Tuesday the 11th of Cocklemonth. Therefore and herein plus a few other stuffs......what's that smell? Uh oh...uh oh...RUN! RUN! IT'S GONNA..............bloop.                                   That was sorta anticlimatic.

I am Britney Spears of Borg... I love curried cabbage but I never get skid marks.... I rarely, if ever, wear knickers.

I am sidewalk sweeper of Borg.... what d'ya mean, no skid marks?  I just spent an hour removing one you left on the pavemeny outside Tiffanys.

I am Curator of Hollywood Boulevard Walk of Fame of Borg... yeah, she mustn't like Lindsay Lohan too much... left a rip snorter of a skid mark on her star.

I am Eiffel Tower Structural Inspector of Borg... Britney Spears was on the obsevation deck while I was inspecting a lower level... I happened to look up and that's exactly what I got.... an eiffel.