I am (blank) of Borg.....
The Borg game
Tuesday, February 12, 2008 by 2of3 | Discussion: Community
Time to play the Borg game!
I'll Start:
I am Excedrin of Borg...... when you have an implant THIS big!
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Reply #762 Wednesday, October 29, 2008 12:40 AM
I am TV Evangelist of Borg... I will assimilate all your money - praise the Lord - so you can go to Heaven, just like the camel who could pass through the eye of a needle because he gave away all his money.
I am Father Confessor of Borg.... repenteth unto me and confess all your sins.... tell me of all those women you have committed assimilation with *because my list is growing short* and thou shalt be saved.
I am Witch Doctor of Borg... I don't believe in all that confession crap... I just point my bone, say a few black magic incantations and I can assimilate with whom I like
Reply #763 Wednesday, October 29, 2008 9:47 AM
I am noob of Borg... now what’s this about assimilation? Does anyone know of any good tutes on it? Do they have a trial version I can download? OMG, this is way over my head!!!
Reply #765 Wednesday, October 29, 2008 10:08 AM
I'm Sir Cumference of Borg: From too much Pi!
I'm Blank of Borg: I have a photographic memory that wasn't developed!
I'm Electrician of Borg: I know what's watt!
I'm Secret Agent Baker of Borg: I trade secrets on a knead to know basis.
I'm also pretty spaced ... I posted this in 2 places (by accident of Borg),
Reply #769 Wednesday, October 29, 2008 7:28 PM
Never, RomanDA. Never fear, 2of3 we have your back!
RomanDA.....to honor your nick a bit of Latin, methinks:
Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris. 
Reply #771 Wednesday, October 29, 2008 7:30 PM
<---- this thread....
until I can think of a few more blank of borg jokes... until then... I'm checking out the resistance is blank thread...
Reply #772 Wednesday, October 29, 2008 7:33 PM
Help keep all of the game threads goind da_z. Some young blood would always be welcome.
will do!Reply #775 Thursday, October 30, 2008 12:45 AM
Nope! It's the indestructible synthetic implants, you see..... like when the mind is willing and the flesh is too weak to assimilate, we have implants to drive us onwards and ever up(wards).
Reply #776 Thursday, October 30, 2008 2:11 AM
I am Peter Griffen of Borg.... those implants are friggin sweet!
I am Lois Griffen of borg...Peter, are you happy to see me or is that an implant in your pocket?
I am Stewey Griffin of borg....First I will kill Lois, then take over the world.
I am Chris Griffin of borg.....Now it's my turn, evil monky in my closet!!!
I am Meg/Phil Griffin...... I hate you all. *runs off crying*
Im Quagmire of Borg..... hey baby nice implants you got there. Giggedy Giggedy, alllrigghht.
I am Cleveland of Borg.....Awwww these implants are naaasssteh.
Reply #778 Thursday, October 30, 2008 7:21 AM
Take a look at this! http://soundingcircle.com/newslog2.php/__show_article/_a000195-000414.htm
Also:
Act locally and think globally: Intracerebral testosterone implants induce seasonal-like growth of adult avian song control circuits
(http://www.pnas.org/content/99/19/12421.abstract)
In other words: If you've got an implant in the brain, you'll be singing like a bird!!!! Crikey, mates! The Borg were right all along! 
Reply #779 Thursday, October 30, 2008 11:55 AM
Oh, I was woundering how some women had so much balls. Now I know. 
Reply #780 Thursday, October 30, 2008 9:11 PM
I am Joe the Plumber of Borg..... that'll teach John McCain for standing up David Letterman, he booked me to appear at his rally and I didn't show up.
I am Sarah Palin of Borg... John's gonna be really pissed when he finds out Joe the Plumber was... er, um, with me instead.
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Reply #761 Tuesday, October 28, 2008 5:50 PM
Good goin' Doc