I am (blank) of Borg.....

The Borg game

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 by 2of3 | Discussion: Community

Some of us had fun doing this on the IRC a while ago. Let's do it again!

Time to play the Borg game!

I'll Start:



I am Excedrin of Borg...... when you have an implant THIS big!
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DrJBHL
Reply #781 Friday, October 31, 2008 9:24 AM

starkers
I am Joe the Plumber of Borg..... that'll teach John McCain for standing up David Letterman, he booked me to appear at his rally and I didn't show up.

I am Sarah Palin of Borg... John's gonna be really pissed when he finds out Joe the Plumber was... er, um,  with me instead.

angus1949
Reply #782 Friday, October 31, 2008 2:21 PM

I'm Armageddon of Borg.  Waiting for Dec.21,2012.  But this election may screw up my timetable.

starkers
Reply #783 Friday, October 31, 2008 8:47 PM

I am Effigy of Borg... to be hung up is one thing, but to be hung by the implant is another thing... and ain't funny.

DrJBHL
Reply #784 Friday, October 31, 2008 9:27 PM

Hey there Effigy of Borg: 

Brilliant!

       

angus1949
Reply #785 Saturday, November 1, 2008 9:47 AM

So what's wrong with being hung?

starkers
Reply #786 Saturday, November 1, 2008 3:15 PM

So what's wrong with being hung?

Depends, I guess, well hung is one thing, tho I don't recommend by the neck 'til dead.

I am Well Hung of Borg... and I'd love to be able to wear shorts, but..... but my legs are too skinny and my knees knock.

DrJBHL
Reply #787 Saturday, November 1, 2008 4:36 PM

angus1949
So what's wrong with being hung?

"Hung" is just fine....i.e. John Holmes...or starkers.

"Hanged" isn't :

angus1949
Reply #788 Saturday, November 1, 2008 6:11 PM

We certainly wouldn't want Starkers "Well Hanged" would we?

DrJBHL
Reply #789 Saturday, November 1, 2008 7:01 PM

hmmmmmmmmmmmm.......let me think about that fer awhile, mate. 

starkers
Reply #790 Saturday, November 1, 2008 10:27 PM

We certainly wouldn't want Starkers "Well Hanged" would we?

hmmmmmmmmmmmm.......let me think about that fer awhile, mate.

'Ere, Doc, I resembles that thar remark.  I remembers as a nipper an' it 'ad bin rainin'... me muvver 'ung I on tha clothesline so's She dind' 'ave ter change me wet clothes.  It wur none too pleasant, I'll tell 'e.  While I 'ad me a bette'r view up thar, I got pin' n' needles all o'er tha place.

Would o' bin better if 'er 'andn't 'ung I upside down.

starkers
Reply #791 Saturday, November 1, 2008 10:35 PM

I am ze Prank Caller of Borg.... I called Sarah Palin to see if my French accent and French implant would, 'ow you say, get 'er aroused, and eet did.  She said I was amusing and that we could do a 'Bill" if she ugh got into ze White House.

starkers
Reply #792 Monday, November 3, 2008 1:33 AM

I am Larry Flynt of Borg.... come and assimilate my 'Nailin' Palin' flick and everybody in the collective receives a free gift... the ladies will receive a free lipstick, and the gentlemen will receive a free poster of the Pig.

angus1949
Reply #793 Monday, November 3, 2008 3:39 PM

I am Theodore Roosevelt of Borg and this was my party.....

starkers
Reply #794 Tuesday, November 4, 2008 1:14 AM

I an Moose of Borg... as if it wasn't bad enoufg with Sarah Palin taking pot shots at me, all the publicity now has every man and hisd dog out here trying to assimilate a piece of my hide.

I am Caribou of Borg... yeah, I hear ya, man, I got a piece of some city slicker's implant stuck in my butt.

 

angus1949
Reply #795 Tuesday, November 4, 2008 9:59 AM

I am Caribou of Borg... yeah, I hear ya, man, I got a piece of some city slicker's implant stuck in my butt

 

Do you mean a bullet?

starkers
Reply #796 Tuesday, November 4, 2008 12:12 PM

Do you mean a bullet?

Well not exactly... not heard it called that before, but bullet, implant, assimilator, whatever...the poor caribou ain't feelin' too comfortable with it hanging out his butt.

I am Fur Seal of Borg... dunno what Moose and Caribou are complaining about, I got assimilated into a fur coat so's rich women can attract more implants.

DrJBHL
Reply #797 Tuesday, November 4, 2008 12:52 PM

angus1949
I am Caribou of Borg... yeah, I hear ya, man, I got a piece of some city slicker's implant stuck in my butt

Do you mean a bullet?

After all those months at sea?

DrJBHL
Reply #798 Tuesday, November 4, 2008 12:55 PM

DrJBHL
Quoting angus1949, reply 20I am Caribou of Borg... yeah, I hear ya, man, I got a piece of some city slicker's implant stuck in my butt

Do you mean a bullet?


After all those months at sea?

 

Resistance is ANYTHING in THAT neighborhood, buddy!  

angus1949
Reply #799 Tuesday, November 4, 2008 1:01 PM

I have that tattooed right over my cheeks.

Wizard1956
Reply #800 Tuesday, November 4, 2008 2:06 PM

I am Wizard of Borg.....I went *poof* right in the middle of being assimilated.

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