I am (blank) of Borg.....
The Borg game
Tuesday, February 12, 2008 by 2of3 | Discussion: Community
Time to play the Borg game!
I'll Start:
I am Excedrin of Borg...... when you have an implant THIS big!
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Reply #743 Wednesday, October 15, 2008 11:14 PM
I am Angus1949 of Borg... I am not at all happy with you, Blow-up Doll of Borg, you've assimilated a lot of my love and affection yet you still won't cook, clean or sew... and I need someone who'll at least fetch me a beer.
Reply #744 Thursday, October 16, 2008 10:47 AM
I assimilated Wife of Borg that doesn't do any of those things either.
Reply #745 Friday, October 17, 2008 10:43 PM
I am Wife Of Borg.... Angus, are you complaining about me again... cos if you are, you'll be assimilating by yourself on the couch tonight. And you can forget about Blow-up Doll of Borg as well... she also has a headache.
Reply #746 Sunday, October 19, 2008 10:12 PM
I am Mae West of Borg i don't assimulate anything
Reply #748 Tuesday, October 21, 2008 1:48 PM
Sounds good to me. Time for a little self-assimilation....I meant self-reflection.
Reply #749 Wednesday, October 22, 2008 1:06 AM
Self-assimilaion, eh? Self reflection, eh?
Does that mean you are Angus1949 of Borg... and you self-assimilate in front of the mirror????
Reply #750 Wednesday, October 22, 2008 9:40 PM
I am Boutique of Borg... Sarah Palin just came in and purchased $147.00 worth of clothes with Repub money, not that it'll improve her image any. None of it goes with her 'Moose Musk lipstick' and her ass still looks fat in it.
I am Repub Treasurer of Borg... instead of giving Sarah Palin $150k to tart up her appearance, I think we would better have been served paying an orthodontist to wire her mouth shut... given her huge propensity to put her foot in it with monotonous regularity.
I am Democrat Treasurer of Borg... I would have authorised twice as much the get her a lobotomy... but in actual fact it would cost a mere fraction of the $150k cos the surgeon would have very little to work with/on.
Reply #751 Saturday, October 25, 2008 11:00 AM
The Borg collective wouldn't be so stupid as to spend that kind of money on non-implantables.
Reply #752 Saturday, October 25, 2008 2:48 PM
We are Repubs of Borg... maybe not the collective, but we're that stupid: probably even stupiderer cos we'll end up throwing a hell of lot more money at her before Nov 4.
Reply #753 Saturday, October 25, 2008 3:04 PM
I'm Plastic Surgeon of Borg and do lotsa BIG implants! 
Reply #754 Saturday, October 25, 2008 3:13 PM
Now that's a pair to draw to Doc.
If I'm throwin' money at em, they better be dancin' for it! 
Reply #755 Saturday, October 25, 2008 11:54 PM
I am Lawyer of Borg... and I have been instructed by Ms Parton to have you cease and desist calling her most prized assests false, implants, plastic or any other term suggesting they are not real. Ms Parton swears they are the genuine article and will call upon many past assimilations to give evidence if she has to see your ass in court.
Reply #756 Sunday, October 26, 2008 8:17 AM
What a sobering thought. Conjures up visions that make me almost want to .......too late.
Reply #757 Sunday, October 26, 2008 12:27 PM
Yup, another of my missions in life was to put my head between those puppies and have Dolly box my ears
Reply #758 Sunday, October 26, 2008 11:41 PM
I am Record Producer of Borg... whoever said Sarah Palin is a 'diva' is wrong... she has a singing voice that sounds like a cat that's had its tail trodden on.
Reply #759 Tuesday, October 28, 2008 1:52 PM
I'm voter of Borg, and I'll be so glad when this election is over that I could just 
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Reply #760 Tuesday, October 28, 2008 2:11 PM
I'm Abo of Borg: I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, then it came back to me! (<--- fer me mate Starkers)
I'm Athiest of Borg: Join! It's a non-prophet organization!
I am Exorcist of Borg: Pay me or get repossessed!
I am Buddhist Monk of Borg: No pills for my toothache! I wish to transcend dental medication!
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Reply #741 Monday, October 13, 2008 12:28 PM
I am Blow-up Doll of Borg... well hello there, big boy, why don't ya blow me up sometime... I'm so much better looking than that silly Borg assimulation pump and I never kiss n' tell.