I am (blank) of Borg.....
The Borg game
Tuesday, February 12, 2008 by 2of3 | Discussion: Community
Time to play the Borg game!
I'll Start:
I am Excedrin of Borg...... when you have an implant THIS big!
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Reply #722 Sunday, October 5, 2008 10:29 PM
I am Debate Adjudicator of Borg... I declare Sarah Pain the winner, not because of anything that came out of her mouth (that was shite), but because she winked at me and showed a bit of leg....hmmm. I might be on to a good thing there.
Reply #723 Monday, October 6, 2008 6:42 AM
I am Deputy Debate Adjudicator of Borg.... if Biden had shown me a bit of leg and winked, I'd have given it to him.
Reply #724 Wednesday, October 8, 2008 1:22 PM
I am Debate Referee of Borg... that 'nail jello to the wall' comment will earn you 10 demerit points, Mr McCain... any more references to substance abuse will see you disqualified and led away in handcuffs to a place where your implant will be nailed to a wall.
Reply #725 Wednesday, October 8, 2008 10:02 PM
I am Her Majesty QE II of Borg... as you know, I intend to reclaim the American Colonies, however, if Sarah Palin is still Governor of Alaska at that point in time, I would want that State to cecede from the Commonwealth and become its own Principality. The woman is far too ambitious and I do not wish for her to be eying off my crown.
Reply #726 Thursday, October 9, 2008 11:30 AM
I am Jobs of borg.. I have patented your distinctive uniqueness. Tho we did not invent you it has been deemed that our interaction with you has changed your collective thought processes, this new pattern of thinking is ours. Please refrain from thinking in the future, all violators will have to pay us $150 per thought. Please send all monies to we_assimilate_everything_not_ours@mac'borg.com
Reply #728 Thursday, October 9, 2008 12:43 PM
I am Deionychus of Borg - try to assimilate me I'll bite yer f****n' head off man...
Reply #729 Thursday, October 9, 2008 12:54 PM
Looks like you were assimilated already 
Reply #731 Friday, October 10, 2008 5:53 AM
Hehe...
I am Bill Gates of Borg... not only does Jobsy assimilate other peoples ideas, even his brain is/was somebody elses intellectual property.
Reply #732 Friday, October 10, 2008 4:12 PM
Oh my God. Surgeon of Borg just assimilated my prostate.
Reply #733 Saturday, October 11, 2008 4:02 AM
Hehe... just can't help myself... can I...
I am Dentist of Borg... not at your age, you won't. Cos if I don't hurry with your dentures, you'll be sucking it off instead. 
BTW, Fuzzy Deionychus ( didn't know dinosaurs had hair.. but still) I hope your 'long break' has been enjoyable, refreshing and envigourating for you... you international man of mischief, you. 
Sorry to hear that, Angus, I hope all is well now and that your recovery is swift. Take care, bud.
Reply #734 Saturday, October 11, 2008 4:09 AM
Oops, nearly forgot what I originally came in here for...
I am Sarah Palin of Borg... I will assimilate the misconduct report on me so that I didn't do what I have done.
Reply #735 Saturday, October 11, 2008 4:11 AM
I am Todd Palin of Borg... and I will unofficially assimilate in your official office so I didn't do it, either.
Reply #736 Saturday, October 11, 2008 4:14 AM
I am John McCain of Borg... I am assimilating damage control here, and I'll have the Secret Service assimilate it for you.
Reply #737 Saturday, October 11, 2008 11:52 AM
Thanks Starkers. Recovery is very slow due to complications, but I've always been a tenacious son of a bitch so I'll get through this one also. Right now I'm kind of Borged out.
Reply #738 Sunday, October 12, 2008 2:33 AM
Sorry to hear your recovery isn't going the best, Angus, it's not what I was hoping to hear. I've had complications after surgeries myself (infections and the like) so I do feel for you and hope you'll be fighting fit in no time at all.
As for being all Borged out, here's a lttle help...
I am angus1949 of Borg... the surgeon may have assimilated my prostate, but my implant still gives 'rise' to much enjoyment.
Reply #739 Sunday, October 12, 2008 4:03 PM
No implant yet, just a Borg pump to simulate assimulation.
Reply #740 Sunday, October 12, 2008 4:57 PM
I am timelimit of threads - Your lifetime will be exceeding? ..
I'm not so good at this...
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Reply #721 Sunday, October 5, 2008 2:31 PM
One thing is for certain, she is not Master Debator of Borg.
