I am (blank) of Borg.....

The Borg game

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 by 2of3 | Discussion: Community

Some of us had fun doing this on the IRC a while ago. Let's do it again!

Time to play the Borg game!

I'll Start:



I am Excedrin of Borg...... when you have an implant THIS big!
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starkers
Reply #701 Thursday, September 4, 2008 2:39 PM

If I was a surgeon, Starkers, I'd bust a gut doin' for free 'coz your a m8!

Yeah, I know... you're a top bloke and thanks for the kind thought, I appreciate it

 

I am mrs starkers of Borg.... you've no reason to complain anyhow.... you've already had a lifetime's worth of assimilating, more than your fair share and half of somebody elses as well.

 

And yeah.... she really said that.

starkers
Reply #702 Thursday, September 4, 2008 2:43 PM

If I was a surgeon, Starkers, I'd bust a gut doin' for free 'coz your a m8!

Yeah, I know... you're a top bloke and thanks for the kind thought, I appreciate it

 

I am mrs starkers of Borg.... you've no reason to complain anyhow.... you've already had a lifetime's worth of assimilating, more than your fair share and half of somebody elses as well.

 

And yeah.... she really said that.

DrJBHL
Reply #703 Thursday, September 4, 2008 2:50 PM

Good on ya mate! 

starkers
Reply #704 Thursday, September 4, 2008 3:05 PM

I am Repetitive Lee of Borg... look, I've assimilated identical dual posts.... damned edit button be missin' agin'

 

Good on ya mate!

No worries

starkers
Reply #705 Friday, September 5, 2008 12:07 AM

I am Dr McCoy of Starfleet Command... sorry starkers, my tricorder reading show your implant has no pulse... no signs of life as we know it.

I am Mr Spock of Starfleet Command... Captain, I believe Mr starkers implant is of unknown alien origin and it may not function out of its element.

I am Captain Kirk of Starfleet Command... Mr Sulu, plot a course for Erecton, well take Mr starkers to planet where gravity doesn't play such a big part in the scheme of things.

I am the Queen of Borg.... it's eons since I was assimilated... can I come too?

 

starkers
Reply #706 Saturday, September 6, 2008 6:42 AM

I am Sarah Palin of Borg... I think I was assimilated by a moose in a former life, so now I shoot 'em first and ask questions later.

angus1949
Reply #707 Thursday, September 11, 2008 8:28 AM

I am John McCain of Borg.  I think that school PTA experience gives Sarah Palin enough executive experience to be assimilated as Vice President.  If this is the case I should at least qualify as a Senator.

starkers
Reply #708 Thursday, September 11, 2008 1:45 PM

I am John McCain of Borg. I think that school PTA experience gives Sarah Palin enough executive experience to be assimilated as Vice President.

Hehe... I am John McCain of Borg.... and I won't be assimilating Sarah Palin's lipstick again, not after what Barrack Obama said.

starkers
Reply #709 Saturday, September 13, 2008 6:27 AM

I am Todd Palin of Borg... now that I've been subpeonaed regarding my wife's abuse of power, she's most likely now to become the President of Vice.

DrJBHL
Reply #710 Saturday, September 13, 2008 8:19 AM

I am Zubbish of Brog and I will missspel Iek of Brog and disrappir him.

Thinking of you, Zubaz and you all remain in Doc's prayers.

Holding really good thoughts of you, even if you can't splel for carp.

Doc

starkers
Reply #711 Sunday, September 14, 2008 5:29 AM

I am Director of Agriculture of Borg... this job was handed to me cos Sarah Palin and I assimilated together at the same high school... so it's Alaska today, Washington tomorrow.

 

starkers
Reply #712 Sunday, September 21, 2008 6:01 AM

I am Barack Obama of Borg... and I regret my Sarah Palin comment... that you can put lipstick on a pig but it is still a pig.  According to a pig farmer friend of mine, the sale of spare ribs has gone into decline and pork belly stocks the NYSE have plummeted.

starkers
Reply #713 Sunday, September 21, 2008 1:20 PM

I am John McCain of Borg... here Sarah, put this Borg Intelligence recommended tinfoil hat under your wig so they can't probe your mind for  the truth about your abuse of power.

starkers
Reply #714 Sunday, September 21, 2008 2:43 PM

I am Sarah Palin of Borg... I can see Russia from my bedroom window... just hope those 'former' commies can't see in when Todd and I are assimilating.

starkers
Reply #715 Monday, September 22, 2008 11:15 AM

I am Bill Clinton... now John McCain and his implant are too old to be assimilating in the Oval Office like I did, but I have no doubt he and that Palin woman will 'assimilate up' the country with their policies if elected.

starkers
Reply #716 Thursday, September 25, 2008 9:49 AM

I am the Wicked Witch of the West of Borg... so what if Sarah Palin was blessed in church to protect her from witchcraft, I have no doubt she will dust off her broomstick and re-assimilate when she needs to turn a Democrat into a frog

 

http://au.news.yahoo.com/a/-/world/5040414/palin-blessed-to-be-witchcraft-free/

starkers
Reply #717 Thursday, September 25, 2008 11:55 PM

I an Jose Antonio Cruz of Borg...Pick me up for DUI, would ya.  Well here, cop, assimilate this fart and you'll know exactly how much I've had to drink.  http://au.news.yahoo.com/a/-/odd/5041407/foul-wind-blows/

starkers
Reply #718 Thursday, October 2, 2008 1:47 AM

I am BSOD of Borg... all assimilations for today have been canceled due to an ED (Electrical Detour)  Sorry for this inconvenience, but all power has been rerouted to the lobotomy theatre, where DrJo is attempting to find GWB's brain, using a high powered electro magnetic telescope.

 

starkers
Reply #719 Thursday, October 2, 2008 1:47 PM

I am Engineer of Borg... I'd like to finish that 'bridge to nowhere' and make it go somewhere, but I don't reckon Sarah Palin 'll let me  cos that's where all her hair brained ideas go... nowhere.

starkers
Reply #720 Saturday, October 4, 2008 3:55 AM

I am Joe Biden of Borg... I loved debating with Sarah Palin, she so reminded me of when I was at school and this silly schoolgirl kept winking and pulling funny faces when she didn't know the answers.

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