I am (blank) of Borg.....
The Borg game
Tuesday, February 12, 2008 by 2of3 | Discussion: Community
Time to play the Borg game!
I'll Start:
I am Excedrin of Borg...... when you have an implant THIS big!
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Reply #682 Saturday, August 30, 2008 10:43 AM
Reply #683 Saturday, August 30, 2008 10:48 AM
Reply #684 Saturday, August 30, 2008 11:25 AM
I'd be seeing a physician about that, if I were you.
I am Insomniac of Borg... an implant of windowblinds in my eyelids would be good, so it's a lot darker in here when I'm trying to sleep.
I am ObjectDock Of Borg... my internet docklet just assimilated a porn site and now I have a sexually transmitted virus.
I am Dreamscene of Borg... a nightmare implant is now available if Collective members who require something a little more up-tempo.
I am Bootskin of Borg... and you're gonna feel the full force of my size 12's in your Collective arses if you's don't get back to work.
At our age, Angus, that shouldn't be a concern... it's getting the little blue pill stuck in our throats and ending up with a stiff neck.
Reply #685 Saturday, August 30, 2008 6:13 PM
You're supposed to swallow those pills. Uh oh, that's why they haven't worked.
Reply #686 Saturday, August 30, 2008 10:38 PM
Whatcha mean, haven't worked... my adams apple is up so far I can't fasten my top two buttons, much less wear a tie.
I am Eyeagara of Borg... for guards who can't keep their eyes open on the graveyard shift.
I am Cryagara of Borg... for the all cried out Sensitive New Age Borg.
I am Thighagara of Borg... supplement for members of the Borg Ministry of Silly Walks.
I am Nasalagara of Borg... a spray for those who have trouble swallowing the little blue pills.
I am Biagara of Borg... for Collective members who like to assimilate twice a night.
Reply #687 Sunday, August 31, 2008 12:28 PM
Braggard! I give up.
Reply #688 Sunday, August 31, 2008 12:35 PM
Reply #689 Sunday, August 31, 2008 7:10 PM
has anyone done I am Bjorn of Borg?
Reply #690 Monday, September 1, 2008 1:01 AM
I am Bjorn Borg of Borg... I don't need assimilating because my great, great, great grandfather was the original Borg, but I could use some Viagra cos his implant was passed down through the generations to me.
I am John McEnroe of Borg.... UMPIRE, ARE YOU *BLEEPING* BLIND??? MY IMPLANT WAS NOT OUT!!!
Reply #691 Monday, September 1, 2008 1:12 PM
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Reply #693 Monday, September 1, 2008 2:53 PM
Because they are fattening and clog your implants!
Reply #694 Monday, September 1, 2008 10:41 PM
I am angus1949 of Borg... Doc, I think that Zubish Dictionary Implant has affected your hearing as well. I said that I had a matriculation problem and needed something to help me study... but thanks a bunch anyhow.
I am Bichur of Borg... now Dr Jo is my kinda doctor. Goodbye broken throbber...YIPPEEEEE!!!!
Reply #695 Wednesday, September 3, 2008 11:38 AM
I am Google Chrome of Borg.... use me at your own peril because I will assimilate everything you do on the www to further my own ends.
Reply #696 Wednesday, September 3, 2008 11:50 PM
I am MicroHoo of Borg.... we are the Collective of Microsoft and Yahoo of Borg, and we plan to bring down the evil empire of Google of Borg with our superior data mining implants. Mwahahaha!
Reply #697 Thursday, September 4, 2008 1:01 AM
I am Dr.J. of Borg. Resistance is futile and this is why:
Treatment over. Throbber on regenerate mode. You are fixed and can be proud of being Starkers of Knob. We mean Borg.
Damned Zubish Implant!
Reply #698 Thursday, September 4, 2008 2:51 AM
I am starkers of Borg... thanks for the gesture Dr Jo of Borg... 7of9 is a beauty to be sure, but my broken throbber requires a surgical solution, the Borg Health System isn't interested in my issue and I can't afford Starfleet's health insurance premiums.
Oh well, there's more to life than assimilation... I got a great missus who loves me for who I am, and I've made some great friends here in my home away from home... so I'm not complaining. 
Reply #699 Thursday, September 4, 2008 11:03 AM
If I was a surgeon, Starkers, I'd bust a gut doin' for free 'coz your a m8!
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Reply #681 Friday, August 29, 2008 10:02 PM