I am (blank) of Borg.....

The Borg game

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 by 2of3 | Discussion: Community

Some of us had fun doing this on the IRC a while ago. Let's do it again!

Time to play the Borg game!

I'll Start:



I am Excedrin of Borg...... when you have an implant THIS big!
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starkers
Reply #661 Saturday, August 9, 2008 11:01 AM
I am PhotoShop User of Borg... didn't fancy the surgery so I Photoshopped my implant to make it look bigger.

I am Corel User of Borg... that's nothing! I PSPed mine and, unlike you, don't need Viagra anymore. So there!


starkers
Reply #662 Saturday, August 9, 2008 12:48 PM
I am Po` Smedley of Borg.... resistance is futile, I have assimilated all your cliques into hives... next, your pics will be assimilated in PhotoShop.


sydneysiders
Reply #663 Sunday, August 10, 2008 3:58 AM
We are Moderators of Borg.....we'll let you know it about 5 days whether you're worthy of assimilation....

sydneysiders
Reply #664 Sunday, August 10, 2008 4:03 AM
We are the PPE of Borg......we welcome discarded would-be implantees......

starkers
Reply #665 Sunday, August 10, 2008 9:42 AM
I am truly 'blank' of Borg... ever since my brain implant I can not recall a single member of the Collective...


I am Amnesia of Borg... that's nothing, I have an implant I've forgotten how to use.

I am Xaviera Hollander of Borg... don't worry, Amnesia, I can help you remember.

angus1949
Reply #666 Friday, August 15, 2008 11:07 AM
I am Frustratus of Borg...can't get no satisfaction.

starkers
Reply #667 Friday, August 15, 2008 8:36 PM
I am Impotent of Borg... bastards, replaced my hardware with a software implant!

angus1949
Reply #668 Saturday, August 16, 2008 1:23 PM
    

angus1949
Reply #669 Saturday, August 16, 2008 2:31 PM
I am Flatulitus of Borg. I think I swallowed my implant!


starkers
Reply #670 Sunday, August 17, 2008 12:47 AM
I am Seismic Event of Borg.... my flatulence can often measure up to 6.5 on the Richter Scale.

I am Nostril Damus of Borg.... Pheeeew! You don't do so badly on the Aroma Scale, either.


sydneysiders
Reply #671 Sunday, August 17, 2008 2:26 AM
I am Nostril Damus of Borg.... Pheeeew! You don't do so badly on the Aroma Scale, either.


If Nostril Damus could see into the future so damn well...why didn't he make himself scarce beforehand....  


I am Skinartistry of Borg.....all the faulty, hacked implants have been removed and back on track now....  

starkers
Reply #672 Monday, August 18, 2008 12:40 PM
We are Wincustomize of Borg...Collectively getting behind Kitty Malone so she can assimilate some good karma in her time of need.

All the VERY BEST to YOU Kitty.

starkers
Reply #673 Monday, August 18, 2008 11:28 PM
I am Michael Phelps of Borg... they ain't not never gonna catch me in the pool now! Not now I got this here propeller implant thingy hanging out my ass.

I am Grant Hackett of Borg... Boohoo, knew I shoulda eaten all my curried cabbage, mine ran out of gas and I could only manage a 1500m Silver.

starkers
Reply #674 Wednesday, August 20, 2008 10:32 PM
I am Chinese Gymnast of Borg... oops, it seems I have assimilated some additional birthdays.

I am Usain Bolt of Borg... hehe, Mr Hackett, see what eating ALL your curried cabbage can do.

I am Pole Vaulter of Borg... I love my new implant cos it helped get Olympic Gold.

I am Hurdler of Borg... not too fond of mine, slowed me down too much going over the hurdles.

angus1949
Reply #675 Thursday, August 21, 2008 1:35 PM
I am Javalin Catcher of Borg...OH wait..that's Thrower.

starkers
Reply #676 Thursday, August 21, 2008 10:24 PM
I am Weight Lifter of Borg.... with my new and improved implant, hehe... look, no hands.

angus1949
Reply #677 Friday, August 22, 2008 3:29 PM
Is that a prehensile nose you're talking about Starkers?

starkers
Reply #678 Friday, August 22, 2008 9:19 PM
Is that a prehensile nose you're talking about Starkers?


Um!!!.... NO!!!!

Take a look at this WWW Link, I think that'll give you an idea how he won gold in the light heavyweight division.

Bichur
Reply #679 Friday, August 22, 2008 11:36 PM
I am Censor of Borg... this post is no longer fit for assimilation.

starkers
Reply #680 Saturday, August 23, 2008 5:49 AM
I am Censor of Borg... this post is no longer fit for assimilation.


I am the Grand Poobah Of Borg... nurse, please take Bichur of Borg to Doctor Butcher of Borg to see if his throbber implant is broken again... I'm detecting a bit of jealousy going on here.

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