I am (blank) of Borg.....

The Borg game

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 by 2of3 | Discussion: Community

Some of us had fun doing this on the IRC a while ago. Let's do it again!

Time to play the Borg game!

I'll Start:



I am Excedrin of Borg...... when you have an implant THIS big!
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starkers
Reply #641 Sunday, August 3, 2008 9:53 PM
I am Little Jack Horner of Borg... hey Mary Mary quite contrary, is that ALL you in there???
sydneysiders
Reply #642 Sunday, August 3, 2008 11:03 PM
We are Three Blind Mice of Borg.......we're not sure if we have been assimilated.....     

sydneysiders
Reply #643 Monday, August 4, 2008 1:32 AM
I am Marcel Marceau of Borg......          (                               
starkers
Reply #644 Monday, August 4, 2008 6:09 AM
I am Old Mother Hubbard of Borg... and I went to the cupboard to get my poor doggie a bone..

But when I bent over

that dirty mutt Rover

thought he was in clover

.... and tried giving me a bone of his own.

starkers
Reply #645 Monday, August 4, 2008 6:14 AM
I am Maxwell Smart of Borg... I missed getting assimilated by that much.
IROKONESS
Reply #646 Monday, August 4, 2008 10:56 AM
I am Truly of Borg.... Come'ere, the assimilation is free. Just sign here........      
IROKONESS
Reply #647 Monday, August 4, 2008 5:48 PM
I am Cheese of Borg....Finest assimilation in town  
IROKONESS
Reply #648 Monday, August 4, 2008 5:51 PM
I am Student of Borg.....I have to what, with the what....   
starkers
Reply #649 Monday, August 4, 2008 10:32 PM
I am Teacher of Borg....pay attention, laddie!!! You take your implant and go out into the Universe and Assimilate.
The__Goo
Reply #650 Tuesday, August 5, 2008 6:57 PM
I am Submissions Review of Borg...your technological and biological distinctiveness isnt what we are looking for at this time...however we welcome future submissions...have a nice day.


lmao tooo funny
starkers
Reply #651 Wednesday, August 6, 2008 2:07 PM
I am Inspector Gadget of Borg.... Piss off with your damned implants, as it is I got more than enough fangled whatchamacallits that I have absolutely no idea how to use.
starkers
Reply #652 Wednesday, August 6, 2008 10:48 PM
I am Teary Eyed of Borg.... and I just caught my implant in my zipper.

I am 911 of Borg ... how on earth did you manage that, sir? Never mind, the BORGTV News Team will arrive shortly with the paramedics and some pliers.
angus1949
Reply #653 Thursday, August 7, 2008 10:46 AM
I am Colitis of Borg  I find it difficult to digest information so must try assimilation.

I am Electrocutus of Borg...don't touch me...zzzzzappp...too late.  
Grilka
Reply #654 Thursday, August 7, 2008 1:41 PM
I am Grilka of Q'uonos - you Borg will be a mountain of dead bodies floating in a sea of blood over which I will sing many songs of glorious victory...
starkers
Reply #655 Thursday, August 7, 2008 2:04 PM
I am Solar Powered of Borg... cheap to run, yes... but the migraines caused by the implants on my forehead are a real bitch.

I am Wind Powered of Borg... I'm even cheaper to run... but it's a real bitch when the wind's blowing up a gale and the propeller implant suddenly has me taking off like a chopper.

I am Gas Powered of Borg... you lucky, lucky bastards!!! At least you're odourless and can get a girlfriend.

angus1949
Reply #656 Thursday, August 7, 2008 5:54 PM
Must be the same Gas Powered of Borg that I know. Pewwww.
starkers
Reply #657 Thursday, August 7, 2008 10:46 PM
Must be the same Gas Powered of Borg that I know. Pewwww.


Would that be the same 'curried cabbage' munching Gas Powered of Borg that I know??? Ooops!

I am Hydro Powered of Borg.... talk about incontinence!!! Cheap to run, yes... but I hate constantly being in the toilet.

angus1949
Reply #658 Friday, August 8, 2008 11:45 AM
I am Captain Krunch of Borg a cereal killer.
starkers
Reply #659 Friday, August 8, 2008 1:28 PM
I am Ashley & Martin of Borg... I washed my hair implants and now I can't do a thing with 'em.




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starkers
Reply #660 Saturday, August 9, 2008 2:36 AM
I am Little Boy Blue of Borg... so the sheep are in the meadow and the cows in the corn...

but where's the little boy who looks after the sheep???


Ah... he's in the haystack with Little Bo Peep.

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