I am (blank) of Borg.....

The Borg game

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 by 2of3 | Discussion: Community

Some of us had fun doing this on the IRC a while ago. Let's do it again!

Time to play the Borg game!

I'll Start:



I am Excedrin of Borg...... when you have an implant THIS big!
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starkers
Reply #461 Sunday, April 27, 2008 11:10 PM
I am Britney Spears of Borg.... geez, I hope I don't get assimilated by the Borg Police right now... I don't fancy being locked in a holding cell with a bunch of screaming lesbians without my underwear on. It's bad enough that the press has assimilated thousands of photos of me without my knickers on... but they'd have a field day with all the lewd stories about me coming out of that cell.

starkers
Reply #462 Sunday, April 27, 2008 11:44 PM
I am Microsoft of Borg... Gents, IT professionals and Geeks, want to impress your lady friends? Then try out our new hardware enhancement software for 60 days for free. It will improve the performance of your implants by 25%.

All beta testers will be eligible for a 25% discount when they purchase the product and will receive 1 years free software condoms to protect against viruses and other net transmitted diseases.

sydneysiders
Reply #463 Monday, April 28, 2008 8:32 AM
I am Frankenfurter of Borg.....and I'm gonna assimilate whatever's on the slab.....  

starkers
Reply #464 Monday, April 28, 2008 9:38 AM
I am Frankenfurter of Borg.....and I'm gonna assimilate whatever's on the slab.....


I am Brad of Borg... and all I got to say to that is, thank fuck for that!! I recall your last assimilation, and I can assure you the experience was not a pleasant one... and Janet still isn't talking to me.


Ausvet
Reply #465 Monday, April 28, 2008 12:24 PM
I am Eddie of Borg; I was assimilated into a meatloaf but the USDA banned me due to transfat content but hey I really love that rock n' roll you Hot Patootie.

starkers
Reply #466 Monday, April 28, 2008 11:07 PM
I am Riff Raff of Borg... Frankenfurter only thinks he's in charge around here! I am... and I allow him to poke around with what's on the slab cos it keeps him out of my hair while I control the 'science fiction'

mike b1954
Reply #467 Monday, April 28, 2008 11:40 PM
I am the Fitness Instructor of Borg .. and before you ALL get assimilated you WILL run round starkers ( ! ) 10 times ! ! ! ( that will give us time to get your Outfits ready !!!! )

starkers
Reply #468 Tuesday, April 29, 2008 1:02 AM
I am the Fitness Instructor of Borg .. and before you ALL get assimilated you WILL run round starkers ( ! ) 10 times ! ! ! ( that will give us time to get your Outfits ready !!!! )


Er, given my huge girth, I dunno anybody 'd live long enough to run around me thrice, let alone 10 times.... but the outfits might just be about ready for their great, great, great grand-children.

... and speaking of fitness instructors:

I am Richard Simmons of Borg... and like starkers of Borg, I too am overweight! Now I'm a fat little bugger who can no longer fit into my poofy pants that once showed off my crotch on TV.

starkers
Reply #469 Tuesday, April 29, 2008 9:40 AM
I am Effie Michaels of Aerobics Oz Style of Borg... now fellas, please, keep your hand on the remote... and the other on your beer.

da_zman20
Reply #470 Thursday, May 1, 2008 10:52 PM
I'm Cookie Monster of borg I will assimilate all of you cookies...

(lame I know)

sydneysiders
Reply #471 Friday, May 2, 2008 12:20 AM
I am Big Bird of Borg.....the early drone gets the nanoprobe.......

(there you go.....lamer.....  ...)

2of3
Reply #472 Friday, May 2, 2008 5:12 AM
I will never consider any post on this thread lame! Thanks for keeping it alive folks!

da_zman20
Reply #473 Friday, May 2, 2008 7:32 PM
I'm Ernie of borg, I will assimilate my rubber duckie

(even that one isn't lame???)

starkers
Reply #474 Friday, May 2, 2008 10:30 PM
[quote]I'm Ernie of borg, I will assimilate my rubber duckie[/quote

TOOOOOO LATE!!! I am Bert of Borg...I already assimilated your rubber duckie. Didn't taste real nice, tho... also smelled kinda funny while baking in the oven as well.

da_zman20
Reply #475 Saturday, May 3, 2008 6:07 PM
ha lol..

I am Dr. Ruth of borg... I will give you advice on how to assimilate...

starkers
Reply #476 Saturday, May 3, 2008 11:23 PM
I am Dr Kinsey of Borg... I have assimilated (for research purposes only ) with everyone I've met.

2of3
Reply #477 Sunday, May 4, 2008 3:54 AM
This is Dr. Frasier Crane of Borg........ I'm list....eh....assimilating

Fuzzy Logic
Reply #478 Sunday, May 4, 2008 4:01 AM
I am political correctness of Borg... I think we meant to say social integration rather than assimilation

Fuzzy Logic
Reply #479 Sunday, May 4, 2008 4:05 AM
I am Robin of Borg... holy cow Batman, assimilation is taking over the world

Fuzzy Logic
Reply #480 Sunday, May 4, 2008 4:05 AM
I am Batman of Borg... have patience, Robin, Justice rather than assimilation will prevail

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