I am (blank) of Borg.....

The Borg game

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 by 2of3 | Discussion: Community

Some of us had fun doing this on the IRC a while ago. Let's do it again!

Time to play the Borg game!

I'll Start:



I am Excedrin of Borg...... when you have an implant THIS big!
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starkers
Reply #481 Sunday, May 4, 2008 5:39 AM
I am The Joker of Borg... me thinks it 'd be a huge joke to assimilate Batman & Robin into a garbage compactor. Which is a whole lot funnier than Riddler's: "What do you call Batman & Robin after they've been run over by a steam roller?"

Well that's obvious....Flatman and Ribbon. Hehe.

da_zman20
Reply #482 Sunday, May 4, 2008 8:54 PM
....Flatman and Ribbon. Hehe.

LMAO...




I'm Catwoman of borg. I have assimilated the careers of several movie producers and actors by being the worst movie ever...

lcmmngs313
Reply #483 Sunday, May 4, 2008 9:25 PM
Iam po po borg please dont taze me bro

mike b1954
Reply #484 Sunday, May 4, 2008 9:38 PM
I am Slow Motion of Borg and your forums WILL RUN AT RIDICULOUSLY SLOW SPEED !!

~ Then you'll be assimilated into the snail mail dept...  

er .. forums running ridilculously slow again !

starkers
Reply #485 Sunday, May 4, 2008 9:40 PM
I am Tobey McGuire of Borg... I didn't need to star in Spiderman to show that I'm as tight as a fish's arse.... I've always had cobwebs in my wallet.

starkers
Reply #486 Sunday, May 4, 2008 9:43 PM
~ Then you'll be assimilated into the snail mail dept..


I am Snail Mail of Borg... well you'd be slow too if you had to drag around an implant the size of mine.

mike b1954
Reply #487 Sunday, May 4, 2008 10:14 PM
    

starkers
Reply #488 Tuesday, May 6, 2008 12:19 AM
I am Kama Sutra of Borg... I don't like all this artificial assimilation and implanting, it's doing me out of a job.

starkers
Reply #489 Tuesday, May 6, 2008 10:12 AM
I am Mid-wife of Borg... I know what You mean... been twiddling my thumbs ever since I got assimilated.

starkers
Reply #490 Wednesday, May 7, 2008 1:11 PM
I am Dracula of Borg... and it is getting hard and harder to get a decent feed with all these implants hanging out of Collective necks everywhere.

starkers
Reply #491 Wednesday, May 7, 2008 1:13 PM
I am Frankenstein's Monster and....I have come to Borg for an implant cos my 400 year old willy just fell off.

Uvah
Reply #492 Wednesday, May 7, 2008 1:47 PM
I am Multiples of Borg...I'm gonna get you and you and you...resistances are futile...

unless you run really fast    

starkers
Reply #493 Thursday, May 8, 2008 1:06 PM
i am werewolf Of Borg... No, you are not shaving me all over prior to implantation!! You're only jealous cos I got wall to wall pubic hair... and you're bald eveywhere it matters.

starkers
Reply #494 Thursday, May 8, 2008 1:17 PM
I am the Bride of Frankenstein of Borg... I wish the implant team would do something about the bolt in Frankie's neck, his head keeps falling off as well.

starkers
Reply #495 Thursday, May 8, 2008 1:20 PM
I Am the Ghost of Borg... I have been trying to assimilate with Mrs Muir for years, but alas, it is to no avail because my manhood is but a mere apparition these days, and Viagra goes straight through me.


starkers
Reply #496 Friday, May 9, 2008 11:10 PM
I am Skelly of Borg... where is the dog catcher when you need him... a Borg dog just ran away with my fibia.


mike b1954
Reply #497 Friday, May 9, 2008 11:52 PM
 
a Borg dog just ran away with my fibia.


   

starkers
Reply #498 Saturday, May 10, 2008 12:21 PM
I am Mummy of Borg... no, you're not unraveling my bandages to fit my new implant... they're all that's keeping me together.

starkers
Reply #499 Monday, May 12, 2008 12:15 AM
I am (newly assimilated) Politician of Borg... hah, the truth/honesty implant is to NO avail .... promises will be broken with monotonous regularity.


**** and a thought for the US presidential elections ****

voidcore
Reply #500 Monday, May 12, 2008 2:02 AM
I am reefer of borg.....lets..*puff*........ *puff* assimilate........*puff puff* some.... *EXHALEEEEEEEEEEE*...*cough*.. cough*...uhhhhhh... munchies?

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