I am (blank) of Borg.....

The Borg game

Tuesday, February 12, 2008 by 2of3 | Discussion: Community

Some of us had fun doing this on the IRC a while ago. Let's do it again!

Time to play the Borg game!

I'll Start:



I am Excedrin of Borg...... when you have an implant THIS big!
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511b
Reply #441 Wednesday, April 23, 2008 11:52 PM
I am the United Nations of Borg...

And we strongly suggest that you cease and desist with your continuation of your assimilation programs or we will send you another threatening letter.
starkers
Reply #442 Thursday, April 24, 2008 1:21 AM
I am the United Nations of Borg...

And we strongly suggest that you cease and desist with your continuation of your assimilation programs or we will send you another threatening letter.


I am the Foreign minister of Borg... BAH!!! Your piddling little threatening letters will be assimilated to the recycle bin and eventually refashioned into Borg birthday party hats.
starkers
Reply #443 Thursday, April 24, 2008 11:22 AM
I am David Beckham of Borg... old soccer players never die - they just lose their balls.
starkers
Reply #444 Thursday, April 24, 2008 11:25 AM
I am Arnold Palmer of Borg.... they're lucky - many golfers lose their balls while they're still quite young.
starkers
Reply #445 Thursday, April 24, 2008 11:28 AM
I am Michael Schumacher of Borg... I have many callouses on my hand from manipulating my gear stick a lot.
511b
Reply #446 Thursday, April 24, 2008 8:45 PM
I am Starkers of Borg... and ye shall all start speakin thee pirate or thou shalt walk the plank... argh
starkers
Reply #447 Thursday, April 24, 2008 8:59 PM
I be Educator of Borg... frum now on pirate talk shalt be part o' tha Borg curriculum n' added t' tha Borg dicshunary. Aaarrrggghh!!!!
starkers
Reply #448 Friday, April 25, 2008 9:11 PM
I am Biggus Dickus of Borg... I cannot welease Bwian because he's been a very naughty boy and has already escaped. Using his implant he tunneled out of his cell and disappeared into the Collective.
starkers
Reply #449 Sunday, April 27, 2008 6:16 AM
I am Ebay of Borg... set up your Paypal accounts and start bidding on vastly improved, much bigger implants now.
Ausvet
Reply #450 Sunday, April 27, 2008 7:49 AM
I am John Lennon of Borg; Come Together to assimilate right now !
sydneysiders
Reply #451 Sunday, April 27, 2008 9:51 AM
I am Paul McCartney of Borg....assimilation cost me 40 odd million......  
starkers
Reply #452 Sunday, April 27, 2008 12:04 PM
I am George Harrison of Borg... Paul, had you been smart about it, you would have palmed her off on some other famous rock star, like I did with mine.
starkers
Reply #453 Sunday, April 27, 2008 12:07 PM
I am Ringo Starr of Borg... I was smarter than you all! I assimilated a film star who had much more money than me.
starkers
Reply #454 Sunday, April 27, 2008 12:08 PM
I am Eric Clapton of Borg... What dyer mean, palmed off? I assimilated her from you while your guitar gently wept.
starkers
Reply #455 Sunday, April 27, 2008 12:13 PM
I am Mick Jagger of Borg... I've assimilated and kissed so many women that my lips need another Botox implant.
starkers
Reply #456 Sunday, April 27, 2008 12:16 PM
I am Boy George of Borg... Women??? Well me, I much prefer the Bay City Rollers myself.
starkers
Reply #457 Sunday, April 27, 2008 12:19 PM
I am Ozzy Osbourne of Borg... if I could stop fucking swearing long enough, I could probably tell you that I'm not sure what I prefer.

starkers
Reply #458 Sunday, April 27, 2008 12:23 PM
I am Tommy Chong of Borg...Like, hey man, do you think I could get an implant of dope, man??
starkers
Reply #459 Sunday, April 27, 2008 12:26 PM
I am Cheech Marin of Borg... Hey man, you don't want dope! Try some of these pills I got, maybe they'll help make all those ugly chickitas you get with look beautiful.
da_zman20
Reply #460 Sunday, April 27, 2008 1:51 PM
I am Paris Hilton of borg, your underwear will not be assimilated... lol

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