Come visit Yorkshire! My home...

Sunday, January 13, 2008 by Fuzzy Logic | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk

If anyone wants to visit my homeland of Yorkshire, there are plenty of things to do here:

Take a trip on Yorkshire Airlines (Get di sen on't plane): WWW LINK

Go bowling with some friends (Gu bowlin wit lasses): WWW LINK

Listen to a bad joke ('ear't lass tell a gag): WWW LINK

It's such an exiting place to be! (Its bluddy grim up't North)

starkers
Reply #1 Sunday, January 13, 2008 5:45 AM
It's such an exiting place to be!


Well if that's case, then, don't think I'll bother

Shal't save on't airfare n't stay in't sunny Queensland.


***look at that, look at that, Zubish from Britain... and yer laughs for free***
starkers
Reply #2 Sunday, January 13, 2008 5:52 AM
Sorry, Fuzzy, I just couldn't resist the temptation.
2of3
Reply #3 Sunday, January 13, 2008 7:26 AM
I'll be right over! Not too far from Norway, are you?


2of3 does a quick run to the store to stock up on Norwegian chocolates

You do offer room and board, I assume
Erk.
Reply #4 Sunday, January 13, 2008 8:00 AM

  "If it's ahtsahd Yahkshir' it's nowt werth blooddie visi' in' "

fi' fehk sekhs foozzie ...'ad me ahlmorst in 'ospitle, larfsick yehr did...

..trooble is, I wooda gor'in wi' woon thing, and coom out wi' anooder!

Blooddie Yahkshir' 'ospitles..

[loses a little in text, but I reckon you'll geddit]

Leo the Lion
Reply #5 Sunday, January 13, 2008 12:47 PM
      Love the Yorkshire Airlines sketch....Air Doris's and the mushy peas     and the outside 'rest room'     I think I've just split my sides.

Thank's Fuzzy, you made an ex-pat Brit's Sunday morning   
I.R. Brainiac
Reply #6 Sunday, January 13, 2008 1:23 PM
I want too...always have wanted too...had a crush on Felicity Kendall.  
Fuzzy Logic
Reply #7 Sunday, January 13, 2008 1:32 PM

Yes, we have quite a culture here   

If it's not from Yorkshire it's shite...

Fuzzy Logic
Reply #8 Sunday, January 13, 2008 1:35 PM
IRB - 'Flick' is a cracking lass (as we say up North), but she's a southerner, from Warwickshire   
Fuzzy Logic
Reply #9 Sunday, January 13, 2008 1:39 PM
We have our own royalty too. Like HRH King Geoffrey (Boycott) the 1st, and Emperor (Arthur) Scargill.
Tiggz
Reply #10 Sunday, January 13, 2008 2:01 PM
where would this discussion be without someone mentioning Monty Python

The Four Yorkshiremen
Erk.
Reply #11 Sunday, January 13, 2008 9:21 PM

How far's that from Darbyshire, Fuzzy .. got a mate over in Buxton ..mad bugger he is, too

Damn I laugh when he talks..   

Fuzzy Logic
Reply #12 Monday, January 14, 2008 4:29 PM
You mean Derbyshire... Next door. You'd feel at home there. They have lots of sheep... they even have wallabies
vStyler
Reply #13 Monday, January 14, 2008 4:42 PM
I'm a lanky lad meself, born in Wigan.. but.. went to boarding school in Robin Hoods Bay in Yorkshire from 10-14.. Yeah.. so I got expelled.. alright,   .. had a great bloody time tho.. Why.. was I expelled you ask?   

.... Sneaking into girls dorms at night for a snogfest       

Even tho I'm from Lancs I was never a grudge holder, seems cricket has gone downhill in recent years, even tho I dont get to watch much of it in Florida  

and... GO LATICS !!!    
Fuzzy Logic
Reply #14 Monday, January 14, 2008 4:45 PM

A Yorkshire joke. To understand this, you need to know in Yorkshire 'Coal' is pronounced 'coil'.
A pit is known as a 'coal hole', pronounced 'coil oil'.

Anyway...

Barnsley miner, Alf Sidebottom, gets home from a hard days work at the pit. On getting in the house, he notices the washing hasn't been done, there are dirty pots in the sink, and ironing waiting to be done. The wife is upstairs in bed. So the miner shouts up to her...

Miner: "Na then tha lazy cow. Ant tha dun any work today?"
Wife replies: "No luv, am in bed. Am not very well."
Miner: "Whats up wi'thi luv?"
Wife: "Bit a woman trouble... you know luv, down there..."
Miner: "Oh. Right. Ad berra fetch't doctor then."

So the doctor arrives and the miner explains the wife has a bit of 'woman trouble'. Anyway, the doctor examines the wife and reports back to the miner.

Doctor: "You were right Mr Sidebottom, it was 'woman trouble'. She hadn't got her coil in."
"Ant gorra coal in?" The miner says, "She ant got f****n' tea ready yet..."

killajosh
Reply #15 Monday, January 14, 2008 5:10 PM
"She ant got f****n' tea ready yet..."


    
vStyler
Reply #16 Monday, January 14, 2008 5:21 PM
Hilarious Fuzzy, my Grandad was a Coalminer his whole life, never smoked, drank etc.. died of black lung.

Good joke tho   

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