Come visit Yorkshire! My home...
Sunday, January 13, 2008 by Fuzzy Logic | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
If anyone wants to visit my homeland of Yorkshire, there are plenty of things to do here:
Take a trip on Yorkshire Airlines (Get di sen on't plane): WWW LINK
Go bowling with some friends (Gu bowlin wit lasses): WWW LINK
Listen to a bad joke ('ear't lass tell a gag): WWW LINK
It's such an exiting place to be! (Its bluddy grim up't North)
Reply #2 Sunday, January 13, 2008 5:52 AM
Reply #3 Sunday, January 13, 2008 7:26 AM
2of3 does a quick run to the store to stock up on Norwegian chocolates
You do offer room and board, I assume
Reply #4 Sunday, January 13, 2008 8:00 AM
"If it's ahtsahd Yahkshir' it's nowt werth blooddie visi' in' "
fi' fehk sekhs foozzie ...'ad me ahlmorst in 'ospitle, larfsick yehr did...
..trooble is, I wooda gor'in wi' woon thing, and coom out wi' anooder!
Blooddie Yahkshir' 'ospitles..
[loses a little in text, but I reckon you'll geddit] 
Reply #5 Sunday, January 13, 2008 12:47 PM
Love the Yorkshire Airlines sketch....Air Doris's and the mushy peas and the outside 'rest room' I think I've just split my sides.Thank's Fuzzy, you made an ex-pat Brit's Sunday morning
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Reply #7 Sunday, January 13, 2008 1:32 PM
Yes, we have quite a culture here
If it's not from Yorkshire it's shite...
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Reply #11 Sunday, January 13, 2008 9:21 PM
How far's that from Darbyshire, Fuzzy .. got a mate over in Buxton ..mad bugger he is, too 
Damn I laugh when he talks..
Reply #12 Monday, January 14, 2008 4:29 PM
Next door. You'd feel at home there. They have lots of sheep... they even have wallabies
Reply #13 Monday, January 14, 2008 4:42 PM
.. had a great bloody time tho.. Why.. was I expelled you ask? 
.... Sneaking into girls dorms at night for a snogfest
Even tho I'm from Lancs I was never a grudge holder, seems cricket has gone downhill in recent years, even tho I dont get to watch much of it in Florida
and... GO LATICS !!!
Reply #14 Monday, January 14, 2008 4:45 PM
A Yorkshire joke. To understand this, you need to know in Yorkshire 'Coal' is pronounced 'coil'.
A pit is known as a 'coal hole', pronounced 'coil oil'.
Anyway...
Barnsley miner, Alf Sidebottom, gets home from a hard days work at the pit. On getting in the house, he notices the washing hasn't been done, there are dirty pots in the sink, and ironing waiting to be done. The wife is upstairs in bed. So the miner shouts up to her...
Miner: "Na then tha lazy cow. Ant tha dun any work today?"
Wife replies: "No luv, am in bed. Am not very well."
Miner: "Whats up wi'thi luv?"
Wife: "Bit a woman trouble... you know luv, down there..."
Miner: "Oh. Right. Ad berra fetch't doctor then."
So the doctor arrives and the miner explains the wife has a bit of 'woman trouble'. Anyway, the doctor examines the wife and reports back to the miner.
Doctor: "You were right Mr Sidebottom, it was 'woman trouble'. She hadn't got her coil in."
"Ant gorra coal in?" The miner says, "She ant got f****n' tea ready yet..."
Reply #16 Monday, January 14, 2008 5:21 PM
Good joke tho
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Reply #1 Sunday, January 13, 2008 5:45 AM
Well if that's case, then, don't think I'll bother
Shal't save on't airfare n't stay in't sunny Queensland.
***look at that, look at that, Zubish from Britain... and yer laughs for free***