Sunday Morning Sex
Sunday, August 12, 2007 by mrs_starkers | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
A friend sent me this and so I thought that I would share it....
I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling.
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away.
Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied,
"He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.
" Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble
"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm.
Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued,
"He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along.
I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling.
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away.
Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied,
"He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.
" Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble
"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm.
Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued,
"He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along.
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thanks kittymalone I liked that one
starkers
Reply #23 Monday, August 13, 2007 10:00 AM
Woulda done the same thing....n' kept the other two as mistresses.
Orright, I wouldna....but if I can't fantasize on Wincustomize there's summat wrong.
Reply #23 Monday, August 13, 2007 10:00 AM
Then he thought about all the things the three woman had done, and married the woman with the biggest tits...
Woulda done the same thing....n' kept the other two as mistresses.
Orright, I wouldna....but if I can't fantasize on Wincustomize there's summat wrong.
Disturbedcomputer
Reply #25 Tuesday, August 21, 2007 1:16 AM
Reply #25 Tuesday, August 21, 2007 1:16 AM
Dr. Seuss Lost Tongue Twister
See if you can do this.. Read this out Loud..
Dr. Seuss Lost Tongue Twister
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to Cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the start
See if you can do this.. Read this out Loud..
Dr. Seuss Lost Tongue Twister
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to Cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the start
Disturbedcomputer
Reply #26 Thursday, August 23, 2007 3:03 PM
RESCUE ATTEMPT
A brunette, redhead, and a blonde escape a burning building by climbing To the roof.
The firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them To jump into.
The firemen yelled to the brunette, Jump! Jump! It's your only chance To survive!
the brunette jumps and SWISH! The firemen yanked the Blanket away & the brunette slams into the
sidewalk like a tomato..
c'mon! Jump! You gotta jump!
said the firemen to the redhead.
oh no! You're gonna pull the blanket away! says the redhead.
No! It's Brunettes we can't stand! We're OK with redhead!
OK says the redhead, And she jumps. SWISH!
The firemen yank the blanket away, and she is Flattened on the pavement like a pancake.
Finally, the blonde steps to the edge of the roof.
Again, the firemen yelled Jump! You have to Jump!
No way! You're just gonna pull the blanket away! Look, the blonde says,
nothing you say is gonna convince me that you're not gonna pull the blanket
away!
So what I want you to do is put the blanket down on the
ground, and Back away from it!
Trolling
Insightful
Reply #26 Thursday, August 23, 2007 3:03 PM
RESCUE ATTEMPT
A brunette, redhead, and a blonde escape a burning building by climbing To the roof.
The firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them To jump into.
The firemen yelled to the brunette, Jump! Jump! It's your only chance To survive!
the brunette jumps and SWISH! The firemen yanked the Blanket away & the brunette slams into the
sidewalk like a tomato..
c'mon! Jump! You gotta jump!
said the firemen to the redhead.
oh no! You're gonna pull the blanket away! says the redhead.
No! It's Brunettes we can't stand! We're OK with redhead!
OK says the redhead, And she jumps. SWISH!
The firemen yank the blanket away, and she is Flattened on the pavement like a pancake.
Finally, the blonde steps to the edge of the roof.
Again, the firemen yelled Jump! You have to Jump!
No way! You're just gonna pull the blanket away! Look, the blonde says,
nothing you say is gonna convince me that you're not gonna pull the blanket
away!
So what I want you to do is put the blanket down on the
ground, and Back away from it!
Trolling
Insightful
Philly0381
Reply #27 Thursday, August 23, 2007 3:12 PM
Reply #27 Thursday, August 23, 2007 3:12 PM
OxygenHazard-1, did you mean to post Rescue Attempt here? Might do better on Blonde Joke thread. 
EDIT: Never mind, you posted it to both, sorry.
EDIT: Never mind, you posted it to both, sorry.
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Reply #21 Monday, August 13, 2007 4:20 AM