9 Words Women Use
Friday, August 10, 2007 by Cheryl1952 | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
1. Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5. Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
8 . Whatever : Is a woman's way of saying F@!K YOU!
9. Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.
*Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.
*Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true.
2. Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5. Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
8 . Whatever : Is a woman's way of saying F@!K YOU!
*Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.
*Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true.
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Lantec
Reply #22 Monday, August 13, 2007 7:12 PM
2 words......Lorena Bobbitt
Reply #22 Monday, August 13, 2007 7:12 PM
So I aint afraid of no dang woman...leastways while I'm awake...
2 words......Lorena Bobbitt
starkers
Reply #23 Tuesday, August 14, 2007 4:18 PM
aaaarrrrrr...me sleeps with me one eye open..
Well you need to these days, dontcha....what with STD's like 'where's my wallet' and 'why am I always so broke' '....then of course there's always the Lorena Bobbit wannabes and the mother-in-law from hell who'd happily do the same with her bare hands for getting her precious daughter 'that' way.
I remember this nasty woman telling me once: "If I was your mother-in-law, I'd make you a nice dinner then put rat poison in it!!!!!"
And I Said: "If you were my mother-in-law, lady, I'd eat it!"
....nasty woman, nasty woman....
Reply #23 Tuesday, August 14, 2007 4:18 PM
aaaarrrrrr...me sleeps with me one eye open..
Well you need to these days, dontcha....what with STD's like 'where's my wallet' and 'why am I always so broke' '....then of course there's always the Lorena Bobbit wannabes and the mother-in-law from hell who'd happily do the same with her bare hands for getting her precious daughter 'that' way.
I remember this nasty woman telling me once: "If I was your mother-in-law, I'd make you a nice dinner then put rat poison in it!!!!!"
And I Said: "If you were my mother-in-law, lady, I'd eat it!"
....nasty woman, nasty woman....
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Reply #21 Monday, August 13, 2007 3:00 PM