9 Words Women Use
Friday, August 10, 2007 by Cheryl1952 | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
1. Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5. Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
8 . Whatever : Is a woman's way of saying F@!K YOU!
9. Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.
*Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.
*Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true.
2. Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5. Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
8 . Whatever : Is a woman's way of saying F@!K YOU!
*Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.
*Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true.
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Lantec
Reply #2 Friday, August 10, 2007 4:32 PM
Reply #2 Friday, August 10, 2007 4:32 PM
Can't remember where I got it, but it's one of my favorites.......
People were in their pews talking at church. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the altar. Everyone started screaming and running for the entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.
Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.
So Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.
"Nope, sure ain't." said the man.
"Don't you realize I can kill with a word?" asked Satan.
"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.
"Did you know that I could cause you profound horrifying, AGONY for all eternity?" persisted Satan?
"Yep," was the calm reply.
"And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.
"Nope," said the old man.
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?"
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 44 years."
People were in their pews talking at church. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the altar. Everyone started screaming and running for the entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.
Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.
So Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.
"Nope, sure ain't." said the man.
"Don't you realize I can kill with a word?" asked Satan.
"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.
"Did you know that I could cause you profound horrifying, AGONY for all eternity?" persisted Satan?
"Yep," was the calm reply.
"And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.
"Nope," said the old man.
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?"
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 44 years."
starkers
Reply #3 Saturday, August 11, 2007 6:33 AM
Reply #3 Saturday, August 11, 2007 6:33 AM
You missed the biggest, often cruelest and most frequently used womans word, Cheryl....NO.
NO....you can NOT go to the pub!
NO....you may NOT watch the game!
NO....you will NOT keep $10 from your pay cheque (US check) for yourself!
NO....you DO NOT have time for a quick round of golf before my mother arrives
NO....I HAVE A HEADACHE!!!!!!
NO....you can NOT go to the pub!
NO....you may NOT watch the game!
NO....you will NOT keep $10 from your pay cheque (US check) for yourself!
NO....you DO NOT have time for a quick round of golf before my mother arrives
NO....I HAVE A HEADACHE!!!!!!
Vampothika
Reply #4 Saturday, August 11, 2007 7:39 AM
Reply #4 Saturday, August 11, 2007 7:39 AM
seriously,,,...when i read this post i thought..."nah i wont use any of those words...." omg..i DO..now thats freaky but very funny, had a wicked chuckle outa this post, thanks cheryl.
hhehe starkers...i like that quick round a golf one.......tooooo funny mate.
hhehe starkers...i like that quick round a golf one.......tooooo funny mate.
Fuzzy Logic
Reply #5 Saturday, August 11, 2007 11:20 AM
Reply #5 Saturday, August 11, 2007 11:20 AM
It doen't matter what word a woman uses, they all mean no...
starkers
Reply #7 Saturday, August 11, 2007 12:34 PM
I can well imagine....can almost hear it now, a dirty cackle that'd put even Carol Burnett's to shame...and me dad reckoned she had the filthiest laugh in all of Hollywood.
Yeah, didn't mind a quickie in my younger days, when arthritis wasn't such a problem and 18 holes was a breeze....now it would take me a month to complete 18 holes, but I could be fairly sure of missing the mother-in-law.
Reply #7 Saturday, August 11, 2007 12:34 PM
had a wicked chuckle
I can well imagine....can almost hear it now, a dirty cackle that'd put even Carol Burnett's to shame...and me dad reckoned she had the filthiest laugh in all of Hollywood.
hhehe starkers...i like that quick round a golf one..
Yeah, didn't mind a quickie in my younger days, when arthritis wasn't such a problem and 18 holes was a breeze....now it would take me a month to complete 18 holes, but I could be fairly sure of missing the mother-in-law.
RomanDA
Reply #8 Saturday, August 11, 2007 1:48 PM
Reply #8 Saturday, August 11, 2007 1:48 PM
To this day the words "FINE" and "WHATEVER" bring a shiver to my spine, and a boil to my blood. (due to the ex using them non-stop for about 3 years, till she decided it would be FINE to leave and go do WHATEVER)
starkers
Reply #10 Sunday, August 12, 2007 9:30 AM
Me too....cos whatever (no matter what) I did brought about a "FINE".....and it pissed me off so much cos it was fine for her to do whatever I got her obligatory "WHATEVER" for.
Was worse for a mate of mine....his ex was a traffic cop, and 'FINE' took on a whole new meaning, well maritally speaking. It was the way she could control his beer money and...er, bedroom activities (or should that be lack thereof, on both counts).
Reply #10 Sunday, August 12, 2007 9:30 AM
To this day the words "FINE" and "WHATEVER" bring a shiver to my spine,
Me too....cos whatever (no matter what) I did brought about a "FINE".....and it pissed me off so much cos it was fine for her to do whatever I got her obligatory "WHATEVER" for.
Was worse for a mate of mine....his ex was a traffic cop, and 'FINE' took on a whole new meaning, well maritally speaking. It was the way she could control his beer money and...er, bedroom activities (or should that be lack thereof, on both counts).
I.R. Brainiac
Reply #11 Sunday, August 12, 2007 9:42 AM
Reply #11 Sunday, August 12, 2007 9:42 AM
I've lived thru Texas(gateway to hell),tornadoes,car crashes,heart attacks,bar fights,had guns drawn on me,etc...So I aint afraid of no dang woman...leastways while I'm awake... 
eieio
Reply #12 Sunday, August 12, 2007 10:45 AM
Well that all sounds about normal ... for Texas
Reply #12 Sunday, August 12, 2007 10:45 AM
I've lived thru Texas(gateway to hell),tornadoes,car crashes,heart attacks,bar fights,had guns drawn on me
Well that all sounds about normal ... for Texas
tigerlady
Reply #13 Sunday, August 12, 2007 11:37 AM
Reply #13 Sunday, August 12, 2007 11:37 AM
F - F***ED UP
I - INSECURE
N - NEUROTIC
E - EMOTIONAL
I - INSECURE
N - NEUROTIC
E - EMOTIONAL
RomanDA
Reply #14 Sunday, August 12, 2007 1:31 PM
Reply #14 Sunday, August 12, 2007 1:31 PM
Tigerlady.. i see you have see "The Italian Job" Love that movie.
tigerlady
Reply #15 Sunday, August 12, 2007 3:06 PM
Reply #15 Sunday, August 12, 2007 3:06 PM
Actually I saw that in a book I'm currently reading
messiah1
Reply #16 Sunday, August 12, 2007 3:22 PM
yeah, me neither...(quickly hits Post Reply and closes gets out of forum)...welcome home dear.
Reply #16 Sunday, August 12, 2007 3:22 PM
I aint afraid of no dang woman
yeah, me neither...(quickly hits Post Reply and closes gets out of forum)...welcome home dear.
boss0190
Reply #17 Sunday, August 12, 2007 5:59 PM
Or she's not awake...
Reply #17 Sunday, August 12, 2007 5:59 PM
I aint afraid of no dang woman...leastways while I'm awake...
Or she's not awake...
starkers
Reply #18 Monday, August 13, 2007 10:09 AM
So, IR....you sayin' that yer wouldn' sleep wiv one, then?
Reply #18 Monday, August 13, 2007 10:09 AM
.leastways while I'm awake.
So, IR....you sayin' that yer wouldn' sleep wiv one, then?
ZubaZ
Reply #19 Monday, August 13, 2007 10:29 AM
Also mentioned in Aerosmith's song F.I.N.E. on the album Pump
Reply #19 Monday, August 13, 2007 10:29 AM
F - F***ED UP
I - INSECURE
N - NEUROTIC
E - EMOTIONAL
I - INSECURE
N - NEUROTIC
E - EMOTIONAL
Also mentioned in Aerosmith's song F.I.N.E. on the album Pump
I.R. Brainiac
Reply #20 Monday, August 13, 2007 11:33 AM
aaaarrrrrr...me sleeps with me one eye open...
Reply #20 Monday, August 13, 2007 11:33 AM
So, IR....you sayin' that yer wouldn' sleep wiv one, then?
aaaarrrrrr...me sleeps with me one eye open...
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Reply #1 Friday, August 10, 2007 4:32 PM