Mens Rules
it's about time someone spoke up.
Tuesday, August 7, 2007 by BoXXi | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
These are our rules
Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it
down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about
you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let
it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that
way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact,
all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't Expect us to
act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of them makes
you sad or angry, then we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to d o something Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach, for
example, is a fruit, not A colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea
what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's
wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle, besides
we know you will bring it up again later.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you
don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is
fine...Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss
such topics as football, cars, or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men
really don't mind that? It's like camping
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Reply #42 Wednesday, March 23, 2011 12:44 PM
One thing never to do is argue with a woman. Because even when you win you lose. How that works I don't know but it does.. Women! Gotta love 'em.
Reply #43 Wednesday, March 23, 2011 2:05 PM
Yeah, they're one creature I'm glad was put on this Earth to keep us blokes company.
And where does this dog is a man's best friend come from? Sure, they have their pluses, but women, well they are far more interesting and are better companions in so many ways. I mean, you can't watch a movie on TV with a dog and discuss it later on over coffee, can yer?
Reply #44 Wednesday, March 23, 2011 8:21 PM
That and you don't have to wake up at 3am to walk them. Not to mention keeping their bowls full, taking them to the vet. Giving them a bath can be fun if you don't mind being hauled into the tub from time to time. I've also found that brushing their hair is fun too. So is undressing but I let them dress themselves afterwards. I'm gonna get hit. 
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Reply #41 Wednesday, March 23, 2011 12:28 PM
When I'm dressing I never get the "don't wear that you look fat in it" .... just, "have you clean undies just in case you end up being caught with your pants down?"
And another thing with regard to dressing! We're getting dressed to go out and I secretly wanna go someplace different to the missus. She asks: "does my ass look fat in this?" and I say "Yes! Yes it does." We then end up not talking on separate sides of the bus... she goes to the movies to watch a sloppy old romance that didn't tickle my fancy, and I get off two stops later and go to the pub.