Embarrassing conversations...
Thursday, April 12, 2007 by Fuzzy Logic | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
Did you ever have a conversation which suddenly turned into the conversation you wished never to have happened. I seem to be getting quite a few lately, thanks to Lucy, a nice lady who works in our packing department at work. We often exchange banter, and maybe a little flirting, but there are times when she can be a little too outspoken. This is a chat from last week...
About 3:30 in the afternoon I went into the canteen for a bar of chocolate, several other were there including Lucy. The (rather public) conversation went like this:
Lucy: What have you got there?
Me: Chocolate.
Lucy: Why? You'll get fat.
Me: Eh?
Lucy: You need to go on a diet, that's all I'm saying. You're fat. You shouldn't be eating chocolate.
Me: What's that got to do with you?
Lucy: If you are too fat you'll get out of breath when we're having sex.
Canteen lady: Lucy! What a thing to say!
Lucy: I'm just saying that's all, you need to diet.
At this point I made polite conversation and left - the only real safe option. For now I'm keeping a low profile 
btw, this isn't funny... 
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Reply #3 Thursday, April 12, 2007 6:01 AM
Maybe not to you, but I'm still wiping the tears of laughter from my eyes.......
Reply #5 Thursday, April 12, 2007 6:04 AM
ditto
Reply #6 Thursday, April 12, 2007 7:03 AM
....translates as...."thinking skinny thoughts"....
Reply #7 Thursday, April 12, 2007 8:06 AM
Ya should have said....I've yet to get out of breath when we're having sex.
OR
Hey, when have I ever ran out of breath? 
Reply #8 Thursday, April 12, 2007 10:58 AM
Or better still....'Whatcha talkin' about, you're the one who needs oxygen by the time we're done.
Reply #9 Thursday, April 12, 2007 11:21 AM
Lol.. still, bet that put you of chocolate for life.. and sex for that matter??? 
Reply #10 Thursday, April 12, 2007 9:28 PM
Not a bloody chance....knowing Fuzzy's deep seated penchant for chocolate, sex 'd go off the menu long before Cadbury's ever did.....
.....while many would ho-hum over it, it'd be a no brainer for FL.
Reply #11 Friday, April 13, 2007 2:59 AM
It's funny to me because I read it.
Although I would have hard time laughing it up if I was one experiencing it. 
Reply #12 Friday, April 13, 2007 3:21 AM
Reply #13 Friday, April 13, 2007 4:55 AM
I got a thing for the british babes...aaaaahhhh,Felicity Kendall,Diana Rigg,Jenny Agutter,Patsy Kensit...droolies.
Reply #14 Friday, April 13, 2007 7:25 AM
Errr, Lucy is Romanian... This is a multi-cultural country you know
If it comes down to a choice between her and chocolate, well, what can I say 
Reply #15 Friday, April 13, 2007 1:05 PM
Reply #16 Friday, April 13, 2007 2:38 PM
Chocky, chocky, CHOCKEEEEEEEE!!!
Obviously! Goes without question, dontcha think? Reply #17 Friday, April 13, 2007 2:59 PM
Reply #18 Friday, April 13, 2007 6:30 PM
Hey Fuzzy...why not poor some chocolate syrup on her.
Reply #19 Friday, April 13, 2007 6:46 PM
Reply #20 Friday, April 13, 2007 7:49 PM
I may be weakening...
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Reply #1 Thursday, April 12, 2007 5:50 AM