Embarrassing conversations...
Thursday, April 12, 2007 by Fuzzy Logic | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
Did you ever have a conversation which suddenly turned into the conversation you wished never to have happened. I seem to be getting quite a few lately, thanks to Lucy, a nice lady who works in our packing department at work. We often exchange banter, and maybe a little flirting, but there are times when she can be a little too outspoken. This is a chat from last week...
About 3:30 in the afternoon I went into the canteen for a bar of chocolate, several other were there including Lucy. The (rather public) conversation went like this:
Lucy: What have you got there?
Me: Chocolate.
Lucy: Why? You'll get fat.
Me: Eh?
Lucy: You need to go on a diet, that's all I'm saying. You're fat. You shouldn't be eating chocolate.
Me: What's that got to do with you?
Lucy: If you are too fat you'll get out of breath when we're having sex.
Canteen lady: Lucy! What a thing to say!
Lucy: I'm just saying that's all, you need to diet.
At this point I made polite conversation and left - the only real safe option. For now I'm keeping a low profile 
btw, this isn't funny... 
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Reply #22 Friday, April 13, 2007 9:46 PM
Frank Zappa, Mothers of Invention: "Cover that daughter with chocolate syrup, 'n' boogie 'til the cows come home...oh baby..." 
Reply #23 Saturday, April 14, 2007 12:20 AM
Aaarrggghhh, that us 'ave....'an these 'ere coffee cremes be goin' down a treat.
............an' if thar be chocklit booty ta be 'ad in these 'ere parts, thar's gonna be sum 'ard core piratin' goin' down.....aaargghhh.
Weakening???? Your passion for chocolate would see you licking Maggie Thatcher if she was covered in it.
Reply #24 Saturday, April 14, 2007 4:21 AM
Er, no. There are limits. But a good nibble never hurt anyone
Several people on the shop floor have started referring to Lucy as my 'bride'. That is a very disturbing development
Reply #25 Saturday, April 14, 2007 4:54 AM
Well, from the way this topic is going, as long as she comes well supplied with fruit'n'nut....
?Reply #27 Saturday, April 14, 2007 6:28 AM
True....and *shudder* it'd take an eternity getting those remaining chocky morsels from out of the wrinkles.
Very disturbing indeed....let's just hope this gossip & innuendo don't lead to the occurrence of a shotgun-type wedding. Eastern European culture would have you making an honest woman of Lucy for just a peck on the cheek, so I'd nip this 'intimacy' notion in the bud ASAP if I were you....otherwise you'll either be marrying or emigrating rather unexpectedly to Oz.
Reply #28 Saturday, April 14, 2007 7:19 AM
We do get on really well together, which is a basis for a good friendship. All the talk around the company makes things a little awkward though 
The lesser of two evils? I'd rate both about the same on an anxiety/desirability scale 
Reply #29 Saturday, April 14, 2007 1:35 PM
Does she at least have a sexy accent?
Reply #30 Saturday, April 14, 2007 6:36 PM
Yeah, I know what you mean....folks will have you doing (or planning to do) things that never seriously entered your mind/s. Such is life when people live ordinary and/or mundane lives....if the romantic or adventurous isn't happening for themselves or anyone close to them, they invent it to liven up an otherwise dull existence/lunch break....
....next thing you'll hear is that you're expecting a little 'Nadia'; that one day she'll grow up to snatch first place from the Eastern Europeans & the Ruskies to win 'gold' for Great Britain in the Olympics.
I thought similarly when I was 16 and my folks were emigrating to Oz from Devon. I was going to run away the night before and live like a feral on Dartmoor (at least until they had rounded Cape Horn), but I still found myself boarding the ship with them the next morning....
37 years later I can look back and say it wasn't a bad thing. Like anywhere else in the world, Oz has some good points and some bad. I've had some good things happen for me here, and then some not so good, but I wouldn't change a thing even if I could. My family is here, my kids and grandkids were born here, so now, even though I'll never forget my English roots/heritage, Australia is home to me now and always will be.
Reply #31 Saturday, April 14, 2007 7:06 PM
Reply #32 Saturday, April 14, 2007 8:21 PM
You uh, you did choose the "chocolate"
...right? I mean, it's hard to find good "chocolate" you know..so if it' thrown in yer face, you gotta take advantage of it. AM I WRONG? Reply #33 Sunday, April 15, 2007 10:54 AM
Nope, you're not wrong....trouble was that everyone had heard of and was gossiping about what was on offer, so Fuzzy wisely went with the chocolate instead..
Reply #34 Monday, April 16, 2007 7:57 AM
put the chocolate on her body Please login to comment and/or vote for this skin.
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Reply #21 Friday, April 13, 2007 8:45 PM
Now there's a thought.
....A Benny Hill song comes to mind here....
"Now would you like some Cadbury's, cos I think Cadbury's is the best?"
"Ooooh Fuzzy, and I'd be ever so happy if you'd lick that off me chest."
His name was Fu-uzzy....and he drove the fastest choc cart in the West.
(and he gets his cocoa there three times every week