Know What Really Grinds My Gears? (NSFW)
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Tuesday, April 3, 2007 by JukEboXAuDiO | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
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Date: 03.04.2007
You Know What Really Grinds My Gears?
Chicks on cell phones. As I was walking to class today I got stuck behind 10 slow moving bitches on cell phones. Now you ask what grinds your gears about that? Ok how about this? They weren't talking! All 10 of them had the cellphone up to their ears but not talking. I am not even sure they were listening to anyone. This happens all the fucking time. I get stuck in the hallway behind so bitch who is on a cellphone not even talking but just the phone up to their ear. Its as though there is someone on the other end saying, "Breathe in, Breathe out, Breathe in, Breathe out!" Why is it chicks do this? Do they feel inadequate without a cellphone up to their ear? And don't give me that, "they are listening to thier voicemail" bullshit. All the girls I know have never checked their voicemails. They only check text messages. Its even funnier when there are a group of girls walking down the street together doing the same thing. Each one completely silent. I didn't know the phone companies had a breathe assistance program. Girls must be constantly being put on hold if they are always like that. Hey girls! The phone is for communication so instead of stapling to the side of your face, put it in your pocket incase some decides to call your lonely ass.
And that is what Grinds My Gears
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Chicks on cell phones. As I was walking to class today I got stuck behind 10 slow moving bitches on cell phones. Now you ask what grinds your gears about that? Ok how about this? They weren't talking! All 10 of them had the cellphone up to their ears but not talking. I am not even sure they were listening to anyone. This happens all the fucking time. I get stuck in the hallway behind so bitch who is on a cellphone not even talking but just the phone up to their ear. Its as though there is someone on the other end saying, "Breathe in, Breathe out, Breathe in, Breathe out!" Why is it chicks do this? Do they feel inadequate without a cellphone up to their ear? And don't give me that, "they are listening to thier voicemail" bullshit. All the girls I know have never checked their voicemails. They only check text messages. Its even funnier when there are a group of girls walking down the street together doing the same thing. Each one completely silent. I didn't know the phone companies had a breathe assistance program. Girls must be constantly being put on hold if they are always like that. Hey girls! The phone is for communication so instead of stapling to the side of your face, put it in your pocket incase some decides to call your lonely ass.
And that is what Grinds My Gears
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JukEboXAuDiO
Reply #42 Thursday, April 5, 2007 9:21 AM
Reply #42 Thursday, April 5, 2007 9:21 AM
Rant #3
Date: 05.04.2007
You Know What Really Grinds My Gears?
People who drive with 2 feet. Driving to school today I got stuck behind 3 people who I could not tell were either speeding up or going to an extreme halt. I could not freaking tell because their breaks lights were constantly on. Its a pain in the ass to get stuck behind these people because they are in an eternal slow down. First of all its bad for your brakes to drive with 2 feet. Second If your that insecure about driving you should not own, let alone be driving a car. Third If you keep doing this I hope someone tale gates your ass and as you stop short, crashes into your ass. Take your foot off the brake and learn to drive a fucking car.
And that is what Grinds My Gears ......
Date: 05.04.2007
You Know What Really Grinds My Gears?
People who drive with 2 feet. Driving to school today I got stuck behind 3 people who I could not tell were either speeding up or going to an extreme halt. I could not freaking tell because their breaks lights were constantly on. Its a pain in the ass to get stuck behind these people because they are in an eternal slow down. First of all its bad for your brakes to drive with 2 feet. Second If your that insecure about driving you should not own, let alone be driving a car. Third If you keep doing this I hope someone tale gates your ass and as you stop short, crashes into your ass. Take your foot off the brake and learn to drive a fucking car.
And that is what Grinds My Gears ......
vStyler
Reply #43 Thursday, April 5, 2007 9:28 AM
Got..Valium?
Reply #43 Thursday, April 5, 2007 9:28 AM
Third If you keep doing this I hope someone tale gates your ass and as you stop short, crashes into your ass. Take your foot off the brake and learn to drive a fucking car.
Got..Valium?
vStyler
Reply #44 Thursday, April 5, 2007 9:31 AM
God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change... Â
Reply #44 Thursday, April 5, 2007 9:31 AM
Driving to school today I got stuck behind 3 people who I could not tell were either speeding up or going to an extreme halt.
God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change... Â
SirSmiley
Reply #45 Thursday, April 5, 2007 10:02 AM
Reply #45 Thursday, April 5, 2007 10:02 AM
Does this quote wring a bell? 
As I always tell my girlfriend, people are assholes and family are definitely people!
"If I am not making you laugh, I am not doing my job. It doesn't matter where you go in life, what matters is how many people you help on the way there."
As I always tell my girlfriend, people are assholes and family are definitely people!
Jafo
Reply #46 Thursday, April 5, 2007 10:43 AM
Reply #46 Thursday, April 5, 2007 10:43 AM
People who drive with 2 feet.
Watch a racing driver one day.....they drive with both...and either.....even ignoring the heel-and-toe .
Drive with one only...and I'll guarantee you won't be getting a super licence [F1]...
kenwas
Reply #47 Thursday, April 5, 2007 10:46 AM
I think you will find that almost all professional drivers (race car drivers that is) drive with two feet. Check it out. Knowing how to do it and will the right touch is the ticket.
Reply #47 Thursday, April 5, 2007 10:46 AM
People who drive with 2 feet.
I think you will find that almost all professional drivers (race car drivers that is) drive with two feet. Check it out. Knowing how to do it and will the right touch is the ticket.
PoSmedley
Reply #49 Thursday, April 5, 2007 12:04 PM
Reply #49 Thursday, April 5, 2007 12:04 PM
Where's George Carlin when you need him? There is someone who could complain.
Bandit4edu
Reply #50 Thursday, April 5, 2007 12:07 PM
Reply #50 Thursday, April 5, 2007 12:07 PM
It is not the grinding that is important, but what one chooses to grease his/her particular gears with that makes all the difference...think about it!
Be ye angry, and sin not: let not the sun go down upon your wrath
Ephesians 4:26
Be ye angry, and sin not: let not the sun go down upon your wrath
Ephesians 4:26
seldomseen
Reply #52 Thursday, April 5, 2007 8:21 PM
The short form of that is somewhat more succint: fuckit!
Reply #52 Thursday, April 5, 2007 8:21 PM
God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change...
The short form of that is somewhat more succint: fuckit!
NightTrainthedark
Reply #53 Thursday, April 5, 2007 8:38 PM
Reply #53 Thursday, April 5, 2007 8:38 PM
Spray bottles.. who is the genius that invented a product that sold biliions and billions but not 1 has ever worked right?
Bandit4edu
Reply #54 Thursday, April 5, 2007 8:50 PM
Reply #54 Thursday, April 5, 2007 8:50 PM
Seldomseen said a dirty word again!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ma!!!!!!!!!!!
Nimbin
Reply #56 Thursday, April 5, 2007 9:09 PM
Reply #56 Thursday, April 5, 2007 9:09 PM
my sister uses the mobile phone and text's while driving, everytime i see her do that i say i hope you get pulled over and i will laugh when they take your licence, for some reason she gets offended, go figure
Phoon
Reply #57 Thursday, April 5, 2007 9:34 PM
We could wash his mouth out with soap, but... he'd just blow bubbles out his ass...
Reply #57 Thursday, April 5, 2007 9:34 PM
Seldomseen said a dirty word again!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ma!!!!!!!!!!!
We could wash his mouth out with soap, but... he'd just blow bubbles out his ass...
PoSmedley
Reply #58 Thursday, April 5, 2007 10:23 PM
Tiny bubbles....
Reply #58 Thursday, April 5, 2007 10:23 PM
he'd just blow bubbles out his ass...
Tiny bubbles....
ZubaZ
Reply #59 Thursday, April 5, 2007 10:29 PM
Like I needed *that* going through my head all night! Thanks Po' jerk
Reply #59 Thursday, April 5, 2007 10:29 PM
Tiny bubbles....
Like I needed *that* going through my head all night! Thanks Po' jerk
starkers
Reply #60 Friday, April 6, 2007 2:06 AM
Reply #60 Friday, April 6, 2007 2:06 AM
What really grinds my gears...people who pick their noses on public transport and wipe it on the seats. 
Only the other day I had to tell a lady she had sat where someone had deposited something nasty....understandably she was most upset as she wanted to be well presented for a job interview.
Only the other day I had to tell a lady she had sat where someone had deposited something nasty....understandably she was most upset as she wanted to be well presented for a job interview.
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Reply #41 Thursday, April 5, 2007 1:56 AM