Know What Really Grinds My Gears? (NSFW)
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Tuesday, April 3, 2007 by JukEboXAuDiO | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
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Date: 03.04.2007
You Know What Really Grinds My Gears?
Chicks on cell phones. As I was walking to class today I got stuck behind 10 slow moving bitches on cell phones. Now you ask what grinds your gears about that? Ok how about this? They weren't talking! All 10 of them had the cellphone up to their ears but not talking. I am not even sure they were listening to anyone. This happens all the fucking time. I get stuck in the hallway behind so bitch who is on a cellphone not even talking but just the phone up to their ear. Its as though there is someone on the other end saying, "Breathe in, Breathe out, Breathe in, Breathe out!" Why is it chicks do this? Do they feel inadequate without a cellphone up to their ear? And don't give me that, "they are listening to thier voicemail" bullshit. All the girls I know have never checked their voicemails. They only check text messages. Its even funnier when there are a group of girls walking down the street together doing the same thing. Each one completely silent. I didn't know the phone companies had a breathe assistance program. Girls must be constantly being put on hold if they are always like that. Hey girls! The phone is for communication so instead of stapling to the side of your face, put it in your pocket incase some decides to call your lonely ass.
And that is what Grinds My Gears
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Chicks on cell phones. As I was walking to class today I got stuck behind 10 slow moving bitches on cell phones. Now you ask what grinds your gears about that? Ok how about this? They weren't talking! All 10 of them had the cellphone up to their ears but not talking. I am not even sure they were listening to anyone. This happens all the fucking time. I get stuck in the hallway behind so bitch who is on a cellphone not even talking but just the phone up to their ear. Its as though there is someone on the other end saying, "Breathe in, Breathe out, Breathe in, Breathe out!" Why is it chicks do this? Do they feel inadequate without a cellphone up to their ear? And don't give me that, "they are listening to thier voicemail" bullshit. All the girls I know have never checked their voicemails. They only check text messages. Its even funnier when there are a group of girls walking down the street together doing the same thing. Each one completely silent. I didn't know the phone companies had a breathe assistance program. Girls must be constantly being put on hold if they are always like that. Hey girls! The phone is for communication so instead of stapling to the side of your face, put it in your pocket incase some decides to call your lonely ass.
And that is what Grinds My Gears
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starkers
Reply #2 Tuesday, April 3, 2007 5:14 PM
Not Depressing the clutch far enough?
Reply #2 Tuesday, April 3, 2007 5:14 PM
Know What Really Grinds My Gears?
Not Depressing the clutch far enough?
vStyler
Reply #5 Tuesday, April 3, 2007 5:43 PM
Putting it in reverse at 60?
Low on transmission fluid?
Reply #5 Tuesday, April 3, 2007 5:43 PM
You Know What Really Grinds My Gears
Putting it in reverse at 60?
Low on transmission fluid?
Spartan
Reply #7 Tuesday, April 3, 2007 8:02 PM
Reply #7 Tuesday, April 3, 2007 8:02 PM
Hmmm... From the highly creative use of the English I can detect so anger management issues that need to be resolved before any meaningful advancement in the understanding of females and associated social norms can be achieved. I suggest getting laid as the first step to recovery. Start off with a simply romp in the hay then slowly progress to to extreme S&M interplay. 
PoSmedley
Reply #8 Tuesday, April 3, 2007 8:09 PM
Men (and I use this term loosely), who refer to women and girls as 'bitches'.
Reference to your profile logo...you didn't do your job. I didn't laugh. I find it almost impossible to when women are referred to like that.
Reply #8 Tuesday, April 3, 2007 8:09 PM
You Know What Really Grinds My Gears?
Men (and I use this term loosely), who refer to women and girls as 'bitches'.
Reference to your profile logo...you didn't do your job. I didn't laugh. I find it almost impossible to when women are referred to like that.
Bebi Bulma
Reply #9 Tuesday, April 3, 2007 8:18 PM
Men (and I use this term loosely), who refer to women and girls as 'bitches'.
Reference to your profile logo...you didn't do your job. I didn't laugh. I find it almost impossible to when women are referred to like that.
Thanks for that Po.
Truthfully though...there are people (girls, chicks, bitches, whatever) like that out there that just make me want to strap piranhas to my feet and kick people in the face (dA deviation that cracks me up).
I hate cell phones, I have one and rarely use it. Dumbasses using them while driving always pisses me off too. Hang up and drive! But then again I have a *very* low tolerance for stupidity. Unfortunately though, there are two things that are infinite in life: the universe and human stupidity. And just for good measure, another idiom: never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
Reply #9 Tuesday, April 3, 2007 8:18 PM
You Know What Really Grinds My Gears?
Men (and I use this term loosely), who refer to women and girls as 'bitches'.
Reference to your profile logo...you didn't do your job. I didn't laugh. I find it almost impossible to when women are referred to like that.
Thanks for that Po.
Truthfully though...there are people (girls, chicks, bitches, whatever) like that out there that just make me want to strap piranhas to my feet and kick people in the face (dA deviation that cracks me up).
I hate cell phones, I have one and rarely use it. Dumbasses using them while driving always pisses me off too. Hang up and drive! But then again I have a *very* low tolerance for stupidity. Unfortunately though, there are two things that are infinite in life: the universe and human stupidity. And just for good measure, another idiom: never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
Adamness
Reply #10 Tuesday, April 3, 2007 8:31 PM
Reply #10 Tuesday, April 3, 2007 8:31 PM
I read a study that said 1/3 of the people who walk around 'talking' on cell phones don't actually have anyone on the other end, but are pretending in order to look important/busy/popular. Sad, no?
When people are on the phone, for whatever reason I find they walk slower. People walking slowly in Manhattan seems like it clogs the whole city up.
That, and iPods. iPods turn people into zombies.
When people are on the phone, for whatever reason I find they walk slower. People walking slowly in Manhattan seems like it clogs the whole city up.
That, and iPods. iPods turn people into zombies.
Bandit4edu
Reply #11 Tuesday, April 3, 2007 8:35 PM
Reply #11 Tuesday, April 3, 2007 8:35 PM
I'm with Po on this one...consider my gears grinded
vStyler
Reply #12 Tuesday, April 3, 2007 8:38 PM
Humans - Universally stupid.
hehe..so many things come to mind, all just plain wrong
Reply #12 Tuesday, April 3, 2007 8:38 PM
there are two things that are infinite in life: the universe and human stupidity.
Humans - Universally stupid.
me want to strap piranhas to my feet
hehe..so many things come to mind, all just plain wrong
Jafo
Reply #13 Tuesday, April 3, 2007 8:41 PM
Reply #13 Tuesday, April 3, 2007 8:41 PM
I'm kinda with Po on this one, too.
It's the language of the young and yet to be eternally single.....
Adamness ....I can believe that. Even better....wear a Bluetooth earpiece and you don't even need the effort of holding a phone to be pretending to use it....
vStyler
Reply #14 Tuesday, April 3, 2007 8:42 PM
Blue-ear just didn't sound right.
Reply #14 Tuesday, April 3, 2007 8:42 PM
wear a Bluetooth earpiece
Blue-ear just didn't sound right.
Nimbin
Reply #15 Tuesday, April 3, 2007 9:28 PM
Reply #15 Tuesday, April 3, 2007 9:28 PM
what grinds my gears?, people who use mobile phones whilst driving.
Bandit4edu
Reply #16 Tuesday, April 3, 2007 9:41 PM
we have enough youth...how about a fountain of smart?
Reply #16 Tuesday, April 3, 2007 9:41 PM
It's the language of the young
we have enough youth...how about a fountain of smart?
XX
Reply #17 Tuesday, April 3, 2007 10:03 PM
Reply #17 Tuesday, April 3, 2007 10:03 PM
It's not only women who drive slow on phone.
Men do it too. It's annoying too.
Men do it too. It's annoying too.
ZubaZ
Reply #18 Tuesday, April 3, 2007 10:21 PM
Reply #18 Tuesday, April 3, 2007 10:21 PM
On my first pass I only read to the 16th or so word before I stopped and read the responses by boss and Starkers.
I was going to re-read it . . but really can't be bothered. And now, Jukebox has an internal flag set for "blithering twit" next to his name
I was going to re-read it . . but really can't be bothered. And now, Jukebox has an internal flag set for "blithering twit" next to his name
seldomseen
Reply #19 Tuesday, April 3, 2007 10:28 PM
I'll hang with this crowd, thank you very much.
Reply #19 Tuesday, April 3, 2007 10:28 PM
I didn't laugh. I find it almost impossible to when women are referred to like that.
I'll hang with this crowd, thank you very much.
unclerob
Reply #20 Tuesday, April 3, 2007 11:31 PM
Reply #20 Tuesday, April 3, 2007 11:31 PM
- up here in the sometimes "great" white north (man it's april and it's still !@#$% cold - sorry I couldn't resist using the bad language) I recently heard that legislation may possibly be enacted that will make it illegal to smoke cigarettes or use cellphones while driving - the reason being that distractions while driving cause accidents/deaths/cost too much money, etc. Apparently people have noticed that there are lots of yahoo drivers out there that don't have great driving skills as it is, and allowing them to perform other tasks while driving (ie. talk on a cellphone) just add fuel to the fire.
That being said, I don't think I've heard the term "chicks" used in quite a while - I thought it was pretty funny. The grinding gears joke was pretty good too. It's been a while since I've read such a "colorful" !@#$%* post, I don't usually use words like that in an online forum (in person... well that's another story ), maybe it's just me but they don't sound as good when it's written out.
Plus you tone sounds just a tad demeaning towards the ladies and I realize you may not have intended that but that's how it comes across to me anyways and I'm probably not alone in that viewpoint. Might I suggest in the future that you don't mention the gender and simple use the word 'people' instead. IMHO the story would have probably sounded alot better.
.... but what the !@#$%* do I know anyways?!
That being said, I don't think I've heard the term "chicks" used in quite a while - I thought it was pretty funny. The grinding gears joke was pretty good too. It's been a while since I've read such a "colorful" !@#$%* post, I don't usually use words like that in an online forum (in person... well that's another story
), maybe it's just me but they don't sound as good when it's written out. Plus you tone sounds just a tad demeaning towards the ladies and I realize you may not have intended that but that's how it comes across to me anyways and I'm probably not alone in that viewpoint. Might I suggest in the future that you don't mention the gender and simple use the word 'people' instead. IMHO the story would have probably sounded alot better.
.... but what the !@#$%* do I know anyways?!
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Reply #1 Tuesday, April 3, 2007 5:14 PM