The Saga of the Twisted Sister

or has anyone seen the rum

Sunday, February 11, 2007 by tawoods | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk

I be startin this 'ere new adventure story of the Twisted Sister, she is a stout ship and tru' to tha wind. Last she sailed we foun' ourselfs stuck in the dreadin Triangle sailin' circles 'round ourselves due to a spaghetti incident an tha chart. We were makin' for the legendary  Stardock an all the riches and grandeur that abounds thar. Capt'n starkers did us proud to escape the Triangle and set us once agin to fair winds....
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starkers
Reply #41 Sunday, February 25, 2007 9:11 AM
that thar Fuzzy alien fella sher be knowin' how ta pour tha fuel on a fire, I be giv'n 'im that


Arrggghh, that he do....an' me finks them wimmin'll be givin' it to 'im soon as well ....a fair ol' lashin' wiv tha cat o' nine that be.

'Opefully mistress Jenny'll be back soon, tha wimmin' shure be needin' 'er expertise ta 'elp batten down Fuzzy's wayward tongue.
Fuzzy Logic
Reply #42 Sunday, February 25, 2007 11:05 AM

Mistress Jennifer be of no use to 'e, she be in irons, cuffed and stuffed an' no mistake.

Or should that be ironing... arrr, that be 'er rightful place, arrrr

vStyler
Reply #43 Sunday, February 25, 2007 11:19 AM
cant believe no one has said.. Poop Deck   
tawoods
Reply #44 Sunday, February 25, 2007 11:26 AM
cant believe no one has said.. Poop Deck


that thar 'ill be the fianl restin' place of tha likes that challenge tha wimmin aboard this 'ere vessel...they be here fer thar fightin' as well as thar luvin capabilities...(hands clwoods her cutlass and grabs a bottle of rum ta watch)
starkers
Reply #45 Monday, February 26, 2007 12:49 AM
Mistress Jennifer be of no use to 'e, she be in irons, cuffed and stuffed an' no mistake.


That be no good 't-all....them thar wot 'as 'er 'ad bett'r let 'er go real quick like, or them'll be facin' tha wrath o' tha Twisted sister n' 'er crew.

Or should that be ironing... arrr, that be 'er rightful place


If she be ta ironin', p'raps her could do yer shirts wiv extra starch fer 'e....ta stiffen up yer backbone enough ta give ye tha courage ta pick on more than these 'ere wimmin o' ours.

hands clwoods her cutlass and grabs a bottle of rum ta watch


Cap'n starkers thinks e'll be joinin' ye...me loves a good spectator sport wiv a bit o' blood n' gore. Missed the gladiatorial days o' Rome, so I'll pour meself a cuppa an' find a comfy seat fer ta watch tha blood lettin'

(Pssst, pssst....Troy, d'ya think us oughta give Fuzzy a flintlock, a dagger an' an extra cutlass ta make it a fair fight? )
tawoods
Reply #46 Monday, February 26, 2007 6:56 AM
Pssst, pssst....Troy, d'ya think us oughta give Fuzzy a flintlock, a dagger an' an extra cutlass ta make it a fair fight?


Aye Capt'n, thar be a fair enuff addition of arsenal, I wuz 'spectin 'im to 'ave full acksess ta 'is entire crew
starkers
Reply #47 Monday, February 26, 2007 8:49 PM

Aye Capt'n, thar be a fair enuff addition of arsenal, I wuz 'spectin 'im to 'ave full acksess ta 'is entire crew


Wiv yer missus n' mine, 'e'd need 'is 'ole crew ta back 'im up....dunno 'bout yers but mine 'ave bin trainin' ta go the 15 rounds and then some.
_02
Reply #48 Monday, February 26, 2007 9:04 PM
.dunno 'bout yers but mine 'ave bin trainin' ta go the 15 rounds and then some.


Aye, I 'ave bin trainin with 'er. We will be able ta ger as many as she takes!
tawoods
Reply #49 Monday, February 26, 2007 9:09 PM
whats that me be a 'earin????
mrs_starkers
Reply #50 Monday, February 26, 2007 9:44 PM
Aye, I 'ave bin trainin with 'er. We will be able ta ger as many as she takes!






aye, I've bin trainin an I 'aves a secrit weapon.... I found some curried cabbage tha cap'n left in tha pantry






_02
Reply #51 Monday, February 26, 2007 10:00 PM
mrs_starkers
Reply #52 Tuesday, February 27, 2007 5:45 AM



Arrrgh us wimin gotta stick togetha










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