The Saga of the Twisted Sister
or has anyone seen the rum
Sunday, February 11, 2007 by tawoods | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
I be startin this 'ere new adventure story of the Twisted Sister, she is a stout ship and tru' to tha wind. Last she sailed we foun' ourselfs stuck in the dreadin Triangle sailin' circles 'round ourselves due to a spaghetti incident an tha chart. We were makin' for the legendary Stardock an all the riches and grandeur that abounds thar. Capt'n starkers did us proud to escape the Triangle and set us once agin to fair winds....
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starkers
Reply #22 Monday, February 19, 2007 11:02 AM
Me ducks, too....finking me wouldn' wanna be in Fuzzy's shoes right now.
He must'nt 'ave 'eard o' tha sayin' "hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn", temptin' fate like that thar.
'n don' I know it....still 'aves tha precision lash marks 'cross me rear ta prove it.
Juss gotta make shure I keeps 'em comin'....tho I'll be shure ta avoid red flag words like wot Fuzzy used. Me loves a good whippin'/spankin'....but I places more value on me hide than ta tell mrs starkers she be like a ball n' chain.
Reply #22 Monday, February 19, 2007 11:02 AM
(me ducks as the cat-o-nine tails are aimed at Fuzzy's head by the females aboard)
Me ducks, too....finking me wouldn' wanna be in Fuzzy's shoes right now.
He must'nt 'ave 'eard o' tha sayin' "hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn", temptin' fate like that thar.
aye me matie, we females be expert shots!!
'n don' I know it....still 'aves tha precision lash marks 'cross me rear ta prove it.
Juss gotta make shure I keeps 'em comin'....tho I'll be shure ta avoid red flag words like wot Fuzzy used. Me loves a good whippin'/spankin'....but I places more value on me hide than ta tell mrs starkers she be like a ball n' chain.
mrs_starkers
Reply #23 Monday, February 19, 2007 11:07 AM
Reply #23 Monday, February 19, 2007 11:07 AM
That be where t'owd sayin' t'ball an' chain
starkers
Reply #25 Tuesday, February 20, 2007 8:15 AM
He's gunna need it....tha cat o' nine 'ave bin soaked in brine....Cindi's on tha warpath n' tha missus be doin' push ups ta bulk up tha muscles in 'er whippin' arm.
Reply #25 Tuesday, February 20, 2007 8:15 AM
Fuzzy, Fuzzy, Fuzzy...good luck
He's gunna need it....tha cat o' nine 'ave bin soaked in brine....Cindi's on tha warpath n' tha missus be doin' push ups ta bulk up tha muscles in 'er whippin' arm.
mrs_starkers
Reply #26 Tuesday, February 20, 2007 8:22 AM
Reply #26 Tuesday, February 20, 2007 8:22 AM
tha missus be doin' push ups ta bulk up tha muscles in 'er whippin' arm.
tawoods
Reply #27 Tuesday, February 20, 2007 6:29 PM
Aaarrrggghhhh...its wurst than I be imaginin' it Capt'n
Reply #27 Tuesday, February 20, 2007 6:29 PM
Cindi's on tha warpath n' tha missus be doin' push ups ta bulk up tha muscles in 'er whippin' arm.
Aaarrrggghhhh...its wurst than I be imaginin' it Capt'n
seldomseen
Reply #28 Tuesday, February 20, 2007 9:09 PM
Arrh! 'N' what manner a tall ship be this 'ere?! 'N' a right motley crew t'boot!
Might just be standin' by the guns when they heave to...
...not exactly the friendly-lookin' sort, save fer thet yarn-spinner on the chest...chest!
Reply #28 Tuesday, February 20, 2007 9:09 PM
Arrh! 'N' what manner a tall ship be this 'ere?! 'N' a right motley crew t'boot!
Might just be standin' by the guns when they heave to...
...not exactly the friendly-lookin' sort, save fer thet yarn-spinner on the chest...chest!
Fuzzy Logic
Reply #29 Wednesday, February 21, 2007 12:06 AM
Reply #29 Wednesday, February 21, 2007 12:06 AM
Arrr me 'arties, wimin wit' muscles, just right for swabbing decks arrr
mrs_starkers
Reply #31 Wednesday, February 21, 2007 1:16 AM
That wot be cabin boys fer....now snap to it or me cat-o-nine 'll be guidin' ye t'wards tha plank
Reply #31 Wednesday, February 21, 2007 1:16 AM
Arrr me 'arties, wimin wit' muscles, just right for swabbing decks arrr
That wot be cabin boys fer....now snap to it or me cat-o-nine 'll be guidin' ye t'wards tha plank
starkers
Reply #32 Wednesday, February 21, 2007 12:19 PM
Arrrrghh, a battle o' tha sexes, that wot I likes ta see....n' when them thar wimmin 'aves bigger muscles than ye, Fuzzy, mebbe we'd bess be gittin tha cook ta whip ye up sum 'umble pie.
Reply #32 Wednesday, February 21, 2007 12:19 PM
wimin wit' muscles,
t be cabin boys fer....now snap to it or me cat-o-nine 'll be guidin' ye t'wards tha plank
Arrrrghh, a battle o' tha sexes, that wot I likes ta see....n' when them thar wimmin 'aves bigger muscles than ye, Fuzzy, mebbe we'd bess be gittin tha cook ta whip ye up sum 'umble pie.
tawoods
Reply #33 Wednesday, February 21, 2007 5:46 PM
I spect that thar be a triple helpin' fer ol' Fuzzy and 'is sehlat too
Reply #33 Wednesday, February 21, 2007 5:46 PM
we'd bess be gittin tha cook ta whip ye up sum 'umble pie.
I spect that thar be a triple helpin' fer ol' Fuzzy and 'is sehlat too
_02
Reply #34 Wednesday, February 21, 2007 6:02 PM
Reply #34 Wednesday, February 21, 2007 6:02 PM
alright me buckos I be needin to see that little eye in the middle of Fuzzys head.Time be gettin close to be plannin your escape. I just needs me a bit of gun powder and me little lead ball.
tawoods
Reply #35 Wednesday, February 21, 2007 6:09 PM Fuzzy with a third eye on his face
(what's that saying about a womans scorn...tsk, tsk, tsk)
Reply #35 Wednesday, February 21, 2007 6:09 PM
Fuzzy with a third eye on his face
(what's that saying about a womans scorn...tsk, tsk, tsk)
mrs_starkers
Reply #37 Friday, February 23, 2007 1:53 AM
mabe he is
under the chairs 
Reply #37 Friday, February 23, 2007 1:53 AM
It looks like he be hiding well!
mabe he is
under the chairs 
Fuzzy Logic
Reply #38 Friday, February 23, 2007 5:07 AM
Reply #38 Friday, February 23, 2007 5:07 AM
arrr get scrubbin' those decks ya lazy wenches arrr
'tis the only thing they be good fer, that an't be mascot on front o' ye ship arrr
tawoods
Reply #39 Friday, February 23, 2007 6:32 AM
that thar Fuzzy alien fella sher be knowin' how ta pour tha fuel on a fire, I be giv'n 'im that
Reply #39 Friday, February 23, 2007 6:32 AM
arrr get scrubbin' those decks ya lazy wenches arrr
'tis the only thing they be good fer, that an't be mascot on front o' ye ship arrr
'tis the only thing they be good fer, that an't be mascot on front o' ye ship arrr
that thar Fuzzy alien fella sher be knowin' how ta pour tha fuel on a fire, I be giv'n 'im that
mrs_starkers
Reply #40 Friday, February 23, 2007 9:26 AM
Arrr, thar he be!! Out of hidin' be 'e, Fuzzy....arrrgh, get back ta work or ye'll be walkin' tha plank
Reply #40 Friday, February 23, 2007 9:26 AM
arrr get scrubbin' those decks ya lazy wenches arrr
Arrr, thar he be!! Out of hidin' be 'e, Fuzzy....arrrgh, get back ta work or ye'll be walkin' tha plank
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Reply #21 Monday, February 19, 2007 9:13 AM