The Saga of the Twisted Sister
or has anyone seen the rum
Sunday, February 11, 2007 by tawoods | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
I be startin this 'ere new adventure story of the Twisted Sister, she is a stout ship and tru' to tha wind. Last she sailed we foun' ourselfs stuck in the dreadin Triangle sailin' circles 'round ourselves due to a spaghetti incident an tha chart. We were makin' for the legendary Stardock an all the riches and grandeur that abounds thar. Capt'n starkers did us proud to escape the Triangle and set us once agin to fair winds....
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tawoods
Reply #2 Sunday, February 11, 2007 3:15 PM
Reply #2 Sunday, February 11, 2007 3:15 PM
aaarrggghh seldom, the Capt'n be a good un fer sher if'n he can ev'r be torn away from his missus an the cabin antics 
seldomseen
Reply #3 Thursday, February 15, 2007 10:55 AM
Reply #3 Thursday, February 15, 2007 10:55 AM
Arr...is it a press-gang we'll be needin' t' round up another crew?!
starkers
Reply #4 Friday, February 16, 2007 9:29 AM
Aye, that be a problem....but 'opefully I'll find them thar handcuff keys n' 'scape 'er wikkid 'n debauched ways yet. Last night she whar tickin' I 'cross me nekkid bum wiv an orstrich feaver n' I near peed meself frum all tha larfin'.
I be a Queenslander now....shan't make any dff'rence, tho, us'll still make it ta Stardock in time fer tha Xmas party, if'n tha Doc can stay sober long enuff ta chart us a course that'll not 'ave tha 'elmsman suff'rin' frum vertigo.
tha missus n' I 'll be unpackin' n' settlin' in fer a week or so yet, but I'll try ta git meself on deck at least once a day ta see 'ow ye all be doin'
Reply #4 Friday, February 16, 2007 9:29 AM
the Capt'n be a good un fer sher if'n he can ev'r be torn away from his missus an the cabin antics
Aye, that be a problem....but 'opefully I'll find them thar handcuff keys n' 'scape 'er wikkid 'n debauched ways yet. Last night she whar tickin' I 'cross me nekkid bum wiv an orstrich feaver n' I near peed meself frum all tha larfin'.
Only a Tasmanian'll come up w'the courses taken by th' Twisted Sister...
I be a Queenslander now....shan't make any dff'rence, tho, us'll still make it ta Stardock in time fer tha Xmas party, if'n tha Doc can stay sober long enuff ta chart us a course that'll not 'ave tha 'elmsman suff'rin' frum vertigo.
tha missus n' I 'll be unpackin' n' settlin' in fer a week or so yet, but I'll try ta git meself on deck at least once a day ta see 'ow ye all be doin'
Fuzzy Logic
Reply #5 Friday, February 16, 2007 9:43 AM
Reply #5 Friday, February 16, 2007 9:43 AM
Oi' be thinkin' they all be hiding down in the bilge hehe (evil cackle)
But oi not be knowin' where mistress Jennifer be *innocent expression no 22*
tawoods
Reply #9 Saturday, February 17, 2007 6:33 AM
I be need'n a drink right 'bout now to 'elp with gettin' that thar image outta me head.
heres to ye Fuzzy an yer sherlack (misspelled on purpose, sehlat)
an Seldom, what be 'appenin wit tha one-legged duck...lmao
Reply #9 Saturday, February 17, 2007 6:33 AM
Last night she whar tickin' I 'cross me nekkid bum wiv an orstrich feaver n' I near peed meself frum all tha larfin'.
I be need'n a drink right 'bout now to 'elp with gettin' that thar image outta me head.
heres to ye Fuzzy an yer sherlack (misspelled on purpose, sehlat)an Seldom, what be 'appenin wit tha one-legged duck...lmao
teddybearcholla
Reply #10 Saturday, February 17, 2007 7:37 AM
Yep!!!
I be need'n a drink right 'bout now to 'elp with gettin' that thar image outta me head.
Oh my, me too!!
Reply #10 Saturday, February 17, 2007 7:37 AM
Oh no!! Here we go again.
Yep!!!
I be need'n a drink right 'bout now to 'elp with gettin' that thar image outta me head.
Oh my, me too!!
starkers
Reply #11 Saturday, February 17, 2007 11:12 AM
Oh yes....tho it be more like 'still at it' than 'ere we be agin.
Me three.....make mine tea, white and a coupla valium instead o' sweeteners ta 'elp tha nighmare o' that thar sadistic treatment upon me person go away.
Reply #11 Saturday, February 17, 2007 11:12 AM
Oh no!! Here we go again.
Oh yes....tho it be more like 'still at it' than 'ere we be agin.
I be need'n a drink right 'bout now to 'elp with gettin' that thar image outta me head.
Me three.....make mine tea, white and a coupla valium instead o' sweeteners ta 'elp tha nighmare o' that thar sadistic treatment upon me person go away.
seldomseen
Reply #13 Saturday, February 17, 2007 12:04 PM
Must be spillover from a political thread...
Great t' see th' Cap'n and Mrs. Cap'n back 'n' in charge agin! Aweigh Ho!
Now who's got th' grog, a dottle fer me meerschaum, 'n' a fat prize t' be pickin' o'er?!
Reply #13 Saturday, February 17, 2007 12:04 PM
an Seldom, what be 'appenin wit tha one-legged duck...lmao
Must be spillover from a political thread...
Great t' see th' Cap'n and Mrs. Cap'n back 'n' in charge agin! Aweigh Ho!
Now who's got th' grog, a dottle fer me meerschaum, 'n' a fat prize t' be pickin' o'er?!
tawoods
Reply #14 Saturday, February 17, 2007 12:10 PM
so Capt'n, would it 'ave been sadistic if'n she 'ad been usin' a diff'rent type of feather
...to Stardock me mateys
Reply #14 Saturday, February 17, 2007 12:10 PM
that thar sadistic treatment upon me person
so Capt'n, would it 'ave been sadistic if'n she 'ad been usin' a diff'rent type of feather
Must be spillover from a political thread...
Now who's got th' grog, a dottle fer me meerschaum, 'n' a fat prize t' be pickin' o'er?!
...to Stardock me mateys
starkers
Reply #15 Sunday, February 18, 2007 8:45 AM
Now wot thread would that be...tha one whar thar be menshun of Stardock technology wot picks yer brains fer impure political thoughts?
Yep, fer shure....she took sadism lessons frum tha Marquis de Sade's book "Torturin' Thy Spouse". I be waitin' fer tha (much smaller) budgie feathers ta come out next, so's her can drag out tha torture even longer.
Reply #15 Sunday, February 18, 2007 8:45 AM
must be spillover from a political thread..
Now wot thread would that be...tha one whar thar be menshun of Stardock technology wot picks yer brains fer impure political thoughts?
so Capt'n, would it 'ave been sadistic if'n she 'ad been usin' a diff'rent type of feather
Yep, fer shure....she took sadism lessons frum tha Marquis de Sade's book "Torturin' Thy Spouse". I be waitin' fer tha (much smaller) budgie feathers ta come out next, so's her can drag out tha torture even longer.
Erk.
Reply #16 Sunday, February 18, 2007 9:12 AM
...On yonder pond, that thar duck be swimmin' in circles
Reply #16 Sunday, February 18, 2007 9:12 AM
what be 'appenin wit tha one-legged duck.
...On yonder pond, that thar duck be swimmin' in circles
Fuzzy Logic
Reply #17 Sunday, February 18, 2007 9:22 AM
Reply #17 Sunday, February 18, 2007 9:22 AM
Arrr, spouses - that's what there be shackles for arrrr....
That be where t'owd sayin' t'ball an' chain be commin' from...
Tip t'ball to Davy Jones an' she'll be a followin' sure enough
tawoods
Reply #18 Sunday, February 18, 2007 2:27 PM
Reply #18 Sunday, February 18, 2007 2:27 PM
(me ducks as the cat-o-nine tails are aimed at Fuzzy's head by the females aboard)
mrs_starkers
Reply #20 Monday, February 19, 2007 8:25 AM
Hey fozzybear(troy) you better be watchin that the cat- o -nine tails dont slip and get you lol
Reply #20 Monday, February 19, 2007 8:25 AM
(me ducks as the cat-o-nine tails are aimed at Fuzzy's head by the females aboard)
Hey fozzybear(troy) you better be watchin that the cat- o -nine tails dont slip and get you
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Reply #1 Sunday, February 11, 2007 2:16 PM