Has anyone else....
Tuesday, October 24, 2006 by _02 | Discussion: Personal Computing
Reply #62 Tuesday, October 31, 2006 7:13 AM
Ooops...wrong thread...LOL!!!!
Reply #63 Tuesday, October 31, 2006 8:10 AM
Reply #64 Tuesday, October 31, 2006 4:05 PM
| Ooops...wrong thread...LOL!!!! |
Yep, the fumes'll do it to ya every time....eventually going to your head to create confusion.
| pinto beans, cornbread, onions and a glass of buttermilk.....whooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeee slap yer grandmaw! |
That's what I love about these threads.....brings out the best in everyone.
My grandfather was a great exponent of the trouser cough but was always twice a good (bad) after a few pints of Scrumpy (alcoholic cider)....shall have to down a few before my next Oz Parliament public gallery sitting.
Reply #65 Wednesday, November 1, 2006 7:35 AM
| pinto beans, cornbread, onions and a glass of buttermilk.....whooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeee slap yer grandmaw! |
Twice!!!!!
Reply #67 Wednesday, November 1, 2006 11:37 AM
| Another thread I must read incognito |
Of course, but you might wanna exchange that brown paper bag for a gas mask...given the way some of these blokes are going just lately.
Reply #68 Thursday, November 2, 2006 6:30 AM
| Another thread I must read incognito |
I be thinkin' thars a scented squiggle abouts...starkers!!! man the port'oles!!!
Reply #69 Thursday, November 2, 2006 7:39 PM
| I be thinkin' thars a scented squiggle abouts...starkers!!! man the port'oles!!! |
What, to open or close them? Me thinks, tho, we need something scented around here to combat those other, pungent odours we've been getting lately.
Reply #70 Thursday, November 2, 2006 8:26 PM
| What, to open or close them? |
Bloody no, to keep 'em from hangin' curtains an sash on 'em starkers
Reply #71 Thursday, November 2, 2006 9:26 PM
| scented squiggle |
...hmmmm ..well at least I know which thread that disappeared from, only to appear mysteriously in this thread.
My grandma ...a notorious master farter [bless 'er] ...used to have these words of wisdom when peeling off a doozie...:
"Best to fart, and smell a little
...than bust your ass, and be a cripple"
...Don't know that I ever agreed with her, after being within close proximity on many an occasion.

Reply #72 Friday, November 3, 2006 3:37 AM
| Bloody no, to keep 'em from hangin' curtains an sash on 'em starkers |
Arrrggghh....fer sure me bucko, can't 'ave that sort o' fing 'anging about n' blockin' airflow when us 'aves so many master farters aboard.
Reply #73 Friday, November 3, 2006 6:59 AM
| Erk...hmmmm ..well at least I know which thread that disappeared from, only to appear mysteriously in this thread. |
I did not disappear - i'm incognito still - this thread needs
freshening.

Reply #75 Friday, November 3, 2006 11:07 PM
I worked as a public servant at Queensland Police Headquarters here in OZ and was in the elevator on my way to the 8th floor when an SBD literally burst through (chicken curry the night before) and caused some distress to the other occupants....
Under normal circumstances it would have been hilarious and would've fulfilled one of my greatest ambitions....and would have but for one thing. The other occupants were: two superintendants; an inspector; the Police Commissioner; the Police Minister and the State Premier, Joh Bjelke Petersen, each my superior and not even remotely amused....
The Minister, Russ Hinze, was a rather boisterous and rough around the edges type, but even he was less than impressed, saying: "You dirty, dirty baaaastard!" Needless to say, what should have been a momentous occasion turned into mush and it became the longest elevator ride in history/my life....tho I can look back now and see the funny side of it.
Reply #76 Sunday, November 5, 2006 6:57 AM
...hmmmm ..well at least I know which thread that disappeared from, only to appear mysteriously in this thread. |
this 'ere be a one them crossover threads ye be hear'in about
Reply #77 Wednesday, November 8, 2006 8:31 AM
BTW...'twas nice to receive yer email....'twere a surpise but much appreciated.
Reply #78 Wednesday, November 8, 2006 4:50 PM
Reply #79 Wednesday, November 8, 2006 10:48 PM
| starkers me bucko...fer shur me was thinkin ye was swingin' from a yardarm fer ye mischief |
Not a chance....I be cap'n an' I'd squash like a fly any mutinous dog who tried ta challenge me mischief wiv such a dastardly plan.....
Aaarrrgghhhh....I'd, I'd, I'd maroon 'em on a cereal box in tha Bermuder Triangle an'
'ope they be adbucted by aliens who'd probe their orifices with tha rough end of a pineapple.....

BTW, did ye get me return email....didn't bounce so I presume ye did.
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Reply #61 Tuesday, October 31, 2006 5:29 AM
Most definitely should be more body function related threads....oooops I did it again.