Just for the Male Chauvinist

New Remote

Monday, July 24, 2006 by Lantec | Discussion: Community

Someone sent me this in an email and it's so good I wanted to share it.

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thomassen
Reply #1 Monday, July 24, 2006 10:58 AM
I'll take one of them!
Keikonium
Reply #2 Monday, July 24, 2006 11:17 AM
No long meaningful talk button !?

(I never knew JVC was into this type of business )
RPGFX
Reply #3 Monday, July 24, 2006 12:24 PM
Rude. But funny.
RPGFX
Reply #4 Monday, July 24, 2006 12:25 PM
Also, what is "stop winging"? I think that should be "stop whining".
Lantec
Reply #5 Monday, July 24, 2006 12:44 PM
Rude. But funny.


I think the title is warning enough.


Also, what is "stop winging"? I think that should be "stop whining".


That's what I figured too.
TYCUS
Reply #6 Monday, July 24, 2006 12:59 PM
hey can i have one?
Dark-Star
Reply #7 Monday, July 24, 2006 1:42 PM
I'll take one! For most guys though, the top-center three buttons will get worn out pretty quick. Better order me replacement buttons too.
Fuzzy Logic
Reply #8 Monday, July 24, 2006 1:56 PM
Where's the 'give me chocolate' button?
greg2
Reply #9 Monday, July 24, 2006 3:50 PM
Lantic your the best I will take a dozen i can hand them out for x-mas gifts to all guy's i know
starkers
Reply #10 Monday, July 24, 2006 4:08 PM
A man who marries well doesn't need one, and yeah, I'm bragging.

....and even if my wife wasn't the greatest, I still wouldn't want one. The buttons would confuse me and I'd end up pressing clean when I wanted 'remove clothes'
Fairyy~
Reply #11 Monday, July 24, 2006 6:52 PM
Like the women would even let you have control of the remote - dream on.
Sylva
Reply #12 Monday, July 24, 2006 7:17 PM
Guess I'll have to create one for women then.

Should the "last longer than 30 seconds" button be above the "take out the trash" button or below it?
Jafo
Reply #13 Monday, July 24, 2006 7:24 PM

Should the "last longer than 30 seconds" button be above the "take out the trash" button or below it?

Hehe...

Lantec
Reply #14 Monday, July 24, 2006 8:05 PM
I figured there'd be a little "hitting below the belt" before the days over.......
Fuzzy Logic
Reply #15 Monday, July 24, 2006 8:12 PM
The 'mute' button should be a bit larger or it might get worn out...
BigDogBigFeet
Reply #16 Monday, July 24, 2006 8:38 PM
Where's the more button?
BigDogBigFeet
Reply #17 Monday, July 24, 2006 8:40 PM
On mine it's just above the What Again? button.
Fairyy~
Reply #18 Monday, July 24, 2006 8:48 PM
Should the "last longer than 30 seconds" button be above the "take out the trash" button or below it?


Below it and to the right of the " stop snoring button "
Chris TH
Reply #19 Tuesday, July 25, 2006 2:19 AM
Also, what is "stop winging"? I think that should be "stop whining".


Probably "whingeing" misspelled...

Verb: whinge (whingeing, also whinging) winj
1. Complain peevishly in an annoying or repetitive manner



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TYCUS
Reply #20 Tuesday, July 25, 2006 3:24 AM
Complain peevishly in an annoying or repetitive manner


that button should be huge and red with a little note that say "please press me"

...ok, just kidding

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