Just for the Male Chauvinist
New Remote
Monday, July 24, 2006 by Lantec | Discussion: Community
Someone sent me this in an email and it's so good I wanted to share it.
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aufisch
Reply #22 Tuesday, July 25, 2006 8:11 AM
Reply #22 Tuesday, July 25, 2006 8:11 AM
I found the male version. This idea must have been around for a while 
Fairyy~
Reply #24 Tuesday, July 25, 2006 5:17 PM
An ego off button - now that i'd pay for.
Reply #24 Tuesday, July 25, 2006 5:17 PM
| I found the female version. This idea must have been around for a while |
An ego off button - now that i'd pay for.
Sylva
Reply #25 Tuesday, July 25, 2006 8:10 PM
Reply #25 Tuesday, July 25, 2006 8:10 PM
I don't know. that remote looks like it was made for the whiny, clingy type of woman just after a little bit of the newness of a relationship starts to fade. Boring!
Need to update it for those of us who realize that the most romantic guy in the world is the one who does the dishes once in a while.
Need to update it for those of us who realize that the most romantic guy in the world is the one who does the dishes once in a while.
Lantec
Reply #26 Tuesday, July 25, 2006 8:38 PM
What about the guy who buys the wife a nice dishwasher?
Reply #26 Tuesday, July 25, 2006 8:38 PM
| the most romantic guy in the world is the one who does the dishes once in a while |
What about the guy who buys the wife a nice dishwasher?
Fuzzy Logic
Reply #27 Tuesday, July 25, 2006 8:44 PM
Reply #27 Tuesday, July 25, 2006 8:44 PM
Um, I thought the wife was a dishwasher 
That's why women have small hands and feet you know - small hands to get inside cups etc and small feet to get closer to the sink...
Jafo
Reply #30 Tuesday, July 25, 2006 9:11 PM
Reply #30 Tuesday, July 25, 2006 9:11 PM
| That's why women have small hands and feet you know - small hands to get inside cups etc and small feet to get closer to the sink... |
Recently divorced, Fuzzy?.... 
sydneysiders
Reply #33 Wednesday, July 26, 2006 12:26 AM
so......what you're saying is......a bloke is just 'a knob'?!....
Reply #33 Wednesday, July 26, 2006 12:26 AM
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so......what you're saying is......a bloke is just 'a knob'?!....
Fairyy~
Reply #36 Wednesday, July 26, 2006 5:22 AM
Reply #36 Wednesday, July 26, 2006 5:22 AM
| Fuzzy Logic: Um, I thought the wife was a dishwasher That's why women have small hands and feet you know - small hands to get inside cups etc and small feet to get closer to the sink... |
Fuzzy Logic
Reply #37 Wednesday, July 26, 2006 7:46 AM
Reply #37 Wednesday, July 26, 2006 7:46 AM
Just make sure my dinner's on the table when I get home
Fairyy~
Reply #38 Wednesday, July 26, 2006 7:28 PM
Reply #38 Wednesday, July 26, 2006 7:28 PM
| Just make sure my dinner's on the table when I get home |
Sea Hourse
Reply #39 Thursday, July 27, 2006 1:08 AM
Reply #39 Thursday, July 27, 2006 1:08 AM
Lantec, very funny but you are missing some extremely important buttons. I mean, NO guy wants to have the same channel on all the time. That's where the expression "surfing" came from. How about a button for New, Old, and Repeat?
One more idea and it's a good one. I promise. You need a button for "screen on screen" or for "two monitors".
Last idea and I promise to shut up. This remote is going to get a real workout and the batteries probably won't last long. So how about a "self recharger" option when nothing else is available.
One more idea and it's a good one. I promise. You need a button for "screen on screen" or for "two monitors".
Last idea and I promise to shut up. This remote is going to get a real workout and the batteries probably won't last long. So how about a "self recharger" option when nothing else is available.
Erk.
Reply #40 Thursday, July 27, 2006 1:40 AM
Reply #40 Thursday, July 27, 2006 1:40 AM
Pssst! ....sea hourse ....Lantec did'nt make that ...it's off the 'net'
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Reply #21 Tuesday, July 25, 2006 6:59 AM
Very good, Sylva, very good indeed.
Seriously, though, if I had a remote for my wife, it'd only have one button....pick winning lotto numbers.