PETITION: Get rid of petitions
Sunday, January 15, 2006 by Island Dog | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
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starkers
Reply #22 Sunday, January 15, 2006 10:27 PM
Reply #22 Sunday, January 15, 2006 10:27 PM
Oh Po', Oh Po', Oh Po' 
Your post 13# really cracked me up, so much so, the wife is complaining about a necessary change of undies
But hey, leave my pirate thread alone....please! Indulge an old fart, who's mind wanders into the realms of nutty WTF's cos he surely would go insane without the escapisms available in the surrealistic worlds of fantasy, silly.fi.....and lunacy, which at this point is self imposed to elude various realities . Heaven forbid I come crashing back to earth and discover my fantasy straight jacket has been replaed with a real one
As for PETitions...well the word pet suggests something cute, adorable, etc.....so we need to rename them as bitchitions to more aptly reflect the most common use for the 'formerly named' petition.
I therefore bitchition that we rename petitions to bitchitions for complaints/gripes, etc....and to requestitions if people are asking for nice stuff and want others to rally behind them. I also requestition that only animal/pet lovers hereafter be allowed to use the term PETition.
Your post 13# really cracked me up, so much so, the wife is complaining about a necessary change of undies But hey, leave my pirate thread alone....please! Indulge an old fart, who's mind wanders into the realms of nutty WTF's cos he surely would go insane without the escapisms available in the surrealistic worlds of fantasy, silly.fi.....and lunacy, which at this point is self imposed to elude various realities . Heaven forbid I come crashing back to earth and discover my fantasy straight jacket has been replaed with a real one
As for PETitions...well the word pet suggests something cute, adorable, etc.....so we need to rename them as bitchitions to more aptly reflect the most common use for the 'formerly named' petition.
I therefore bitchition that we rename petitions to bitchitions for complaints/gripes, etc....and to requestitions if people are asking for nice stuff and want others to rally behind them. I also requestition that only animal/pet lovers hereafter be allowed to use the term PETition.
Double Zero
Reply #23 Sunday, January 15, 2006 10:28 PM
Uhhhh....Thats deep...Hmmmmmm... Now I just dont know what to do...
LoL
Reply #23 Sunday, January 15, 2006 10:28 PM
| But if I voted to get rid of petitons on a petition to get rid of petitons wouldn't I just be perpetuating the problem that it is trying to get rid of? Wouldn't it just be an endorsement as to how useful the petiton is? Doesn't this fall into the whole 'Jumbo Shrimp' conundrum? |
Uhhhh....Thats deep...Hmmmmmm... Now I just dont know what to do...
LoL
PoSmedley
Reply #24 Sunday, January 15, 2006 10:57 PM
Reply #24 Sunday, January 15, 2006 10:57 PM
I petition that post #22 be struck from the record of petitions and also petition that said petitioner in post #22 immediatley be allotted an abnormally high dose of lithium and thorazine before he submits any further petitions...and..due to his lack of adequate and clear response to the petition posted in post #13, specifically the fourth petition petitioning an explanation for the so-called pirate thread I here-by petition that that thread be removed and as an added petition that said thread poster be not permitted contact with any birds of any kind especially parrots until a study can be petitioned as to what his fascination with birds involves and that it is not threatening to the birds afore mentioned in this,the 23rd post of the Petition to end petitions; 4th petition; 1st amendment.
Further, I petition that should the first petition in the 13th post of the petition to end petitions be passed, a petition be submitted to the to be named Administrator of Petitons Tycus that a petition be made that requires a petition to determine legal gaurdianship and custodial rights of said Petition to end all petitons participant Double Zero until said participant is capable of making any and all "deep" decisions so the balance of petitioning petitioners not be disturbed so as io cause a rash of unqualified petitions caused by one persons indecision as to wether or not petitions should be ended as begun and afore mentioned in the beginning of the Petition to end all petitions thread petitioned.
Further, I petition that should the first petition in the 13th post of the petition to end petitions be passed, a petition be submitted to the to be named Administrator of Petitons Tycus that a petition be made that requires a petition to determine legal gaurdianship and custodial rights of said Petition to end all petitons participant Double Zero until said participant is capable of making any and all "deep" decisions so the balance of petitioning petitioners not be disturbed so as io cause a rash of unqualified petitions caused by one persons indecision as to wether or not petitions should be ended as begun and afore mentioned in the beginning of the Petition to end all petitions thread petitioned.
TYCUS
Reply #25 Sunday, January 15, 2006 10:59 PM
Hey!
Reply #25 Sunday, January 15, 2006 10:59 PM
| Further, I petition that should the first petition in the 13th post of the petition to end petitons be passed, a petition be submitted to the to be named Administrator of Petitons Tycus |
Hey!
starkers
Reply #26 Sunday, January 15, 2006 11:01 PM
DZ....you could always petition people in the form of a requestition to help you decide.
Reply #26 Sunday, January 15, 2006 11:01 PM
Uhhhh....Thats deep...Hmmmmmm... Now I just dont know what to do... |
DZ....you could always petition people in the form of a requestition to help you decide.
PoSmedley
Reply #27 Sunday, January 15, 2006 11:10 PM
Reply #27 Sunday, January 15, 2006 11:10 PM
I petition that the recomendation of requesition as posted by petitoner starkers be removed, rebuked, and regergitated as this is a thread pertaining to the future or non-future of petitions and not requisitions and such petiton is totally off topic and further petiton that all off topic petitions by said petitoner in post #26 be stricken, erased, and flogged needlessly until the new Administrator of Petitions Tycus (pending petition 1 of post 13 in the thread of the Petition To End All Petitons) can determine and petition all petitioners for the apropriate course of action against said petitioner of post #26.
Chris TH
Reply #28 Sunday, January 15, 2006 11:10 PM
http://www.darryl.com/badges/
Reply #28 Sunday, January 15, 2006 11:10 PM
| Hey TYCUS..."We don't need no steenkin' petitions." I couldn't help myself after hearing a similar line in a movie once...something about badges. |
http://www.darryl.com/badges/
PoSmedley
Reply #29 Sunday, January 15, 2006 11:22 PM
Reply #29 Sunday, January 15, 2006 11:22 PM
I petition that post #28 be stricken as it is not pertaining to the thread of Petitions To End All Petitons and is but a copy and paste of another participants post without comment or insight and that said participant who cannot be as yet identified as for or against the ending of all petitions due to there lack of comment in this the Petition To End All Petitons be sent to live in the stump of participant petitioner of post #6 until a gaurdian and or custodian can be appointed as petitioned for in post #24 for participant and future yet currently incapable petitioner of post #23 to be fed by the Official WC Troll Feeder as petitioned for in post #13 and pertaining to participant and banned petitioner of posts # 10, 14, 22, and 26 pending the decision of petiton applied for in posts #13 and 24.
starkers
Reply #30 Monday, January 16, 2006 2:06 AM
Reply #30 Monday, January 16, 2006 2:06 AM
Okay Po'....bugger the petitions, bitchitions and requestitions, Po' Smedley....I'm a goin' to the WC Court of Petty Sessions to seek an order that shall have you cease and desist stalking me on WC threads, commenting on my commenting and, in general, trying to incite a sentiment of humourous unpopularity towards a fully paid up member of said organisation....as well as being a fully fledged and paid up founding member of the Pirates & Parrots Association, which I will have you know, carries great influence and commands huge respect within very influential and powerful circles of society.
We have 3 former U.S. Presidents, 1 current; 1 former and 2 current Prime Ministers; 6 current and former Mafioso's and Long John Silver's great, great, great, great grandson as fully paid up and active members of the Pirates & Parrots Association.....just ta let ya know who you're messin' with
BTW, thanks, Chris, for the link to remind me of the movie where I heard that line
Now I'm off to Po' Smedley's thread 'Can't Get It Out Of My Head' to post that I can't get the Treasure of the Sierra Madras out of mine
We have 3 former U.S. Presidents, 1 current; 1 former and 2 current Prime Ministers; 6 current and former Mafioso's and Long John Silver's great, great, great, great grandson as fully paid up and active members of the Pirates & Parrots Association.....just ta let ya know who you're messin' with
BTW, thanks, Chris, for the link to remind me of the movie where I heard that line
Now I'm off to Po' Smedley's thread 'Can't Get It Out Of My Head' to post that I can't get the Treasure of the Sierra Madras out of mine
PoSmedley
Reply #31 Monday, January 16, 2006 6:39 AM
It's only 2...The incident with Clinton , the McCaw, and the cigar voided his membership
It's only one...Bush may LOOK and SQUAWK like a Parrot, but it's yet to be proven he ever sat on Tony Blair's shoulder.
Now you're just confusing parrots with stool pigeons. Shame, shame, shame.
It's more like creative stealthing with intent to inflict humor.
I petition that this is bulll and starkers be prevented from any further posturing and that this so-called Pirates and Parrots Association is really a cover for a group of twisted individuals that dress parrots in silly clothing for their own sick pleasure. I also petition that the following photo be put into evidence regarding the now notorious 'Spiked Grape Juice' incident and the two drunk parrots that had unspeakable things done to them after being told it was 'Pauly-Want-A-Cracker- Juice" while left in the care of starkers and his so called 'Association'.
And finally petition that a warrent be issued and any and all 'Parrot Porn' he may possess be routed out and used against him to it's fullest extent in a court of silliness.
Reply #31 Monday, January 16, 2006 6:39 AM
| We have 3 former U.S. Presidents, |
It's only 2...The incident with Clinton , the McCaw, and the cigar voided his membership
| 2 current Prime Ministers |
It's only one...Bush may LOOK and SQUAWK like a Parrot, but it's yet to be proven he ever sat on Tony Blair's shoulder.
| 6 current and former Mafioso's |
Now you're just confusing parrots with stool pigeons. Shame, shame, shame.
| stalking me on WC threads |
It's more like creative stealthing with intent to inflict humor.
| Pirates & Parrots Association..carries great influence and commands huge respect within very influential and powerful circles of society |
I petition that this is bulll and starkers be prevented from any further posturing and that this so-called Pirates and Parrots Association is really a cover for a group of twisted individuals that dress parrots in silly clothing for their own sick pleasure. I also petition that the following photo be put into evidence regarding the now notorious 'Spiked Grape Juice' incident and the two drunk parrots that had unspeakable things done to them after being told it was 'Pauly-Want-A-Cracker- Juice" while left in the care of starkers and his so called 'Association'.
And finally petition that a warrent be issued and any and all 'Parrot Porn' he may possess be routed out and used against him to it's fullest extent in a court of silliness.
NightTrainthedark
Reply #32 Monday, January 16, 2006 6:57 AM
Reply #32 Monday, January 16, 2006 6:57 AM
How is anyone supposed to change anything around here when just about anytime someone speaks out, they get ridiculed?
PoSmedley
Reply #33 Monday, January 16, 2006 7:17 AM
Perhaps they could start a petition?
Note= I couldn't help it. I swear.
Reply #33 Monday, January 16, 2006 7:17 AM
| How is anyone supposed to change anything around here when just about anytime someone speaks out, they get ridiculed? |
Perhaps they could start a petition?
Note= I couldn't help it. I swear.
NightTrainthedark
Reply #34 Monday, January 16, 2006 7:19 AM
I tried that but the maturity level around here is at an all time low.
Reply #34 Monday, January 16, 2006 7:19 AM
| Perhaps they could start a petition? |
I tried that but the maturity level around here is at an all time low.
MadDeez
Reply #35 Monday, January 16, 2006 7:24 AM
Reply #35 Monday, January 16, 2006 7:24 AM
| I tried that but the maturity level around here is at an all time low. |
AMEN to that, NT. I've been saying the same thing for the past 6 months.
Fuzzy Logic
Reply #36 Monday, January 16, 2006 7:33 AM
Reply #36 Monday, January 16, 2006 7:33 AM
The Peanut Gallery never changes. Same attitude, different names... 
Double Zero
Reply #37 Monday, January 16, 2006 2:10 PM
Reply #37 Monday, January 16, 2006 2:10 PM
Thats more "Petitioning" than I have ever seen in my life!... Now the decision is clear... Get rid of Petitions...Well...Umm..or just Po' Smedley...
Ok..so I am still deciding...
Ok..so I am still deciding...
Sleeping Dragon
Reply #38 Monday, January 16, 2006 3:55 PM
...I've removed my name. Work load has prevented me from throwing peanuts. Can't tell if it's the stress or lack of remaining energy. My peanut bag is empty. Hopefully, this too shall pass.
Reply #38 Monday, January 16, 2006 3:55 PM
| The Peanut Gallery never changes. Same attitude, different names... |
...I've removed my name. Work load has prevented me from throwing peanuts. Can't tell if it's the stress or lack of remaining energy. My peanut bag is empty. Hopefully, this too shall pass.
starkers
Reply #39 Monday, January 16, 2006 6:06 PM
Reply #39 Monday, January 16, 2006 6:06 PM
Thanks for the laughs po', I really needed 'em.
Night Train...I'm sorry for taking focus from your original intent. I was not being disrespectful, but trying to distract myself from more worrysome matters.
Still, no excuse...I shall cease and desist.
Night Train...I'm sorry for taking focus from your original intent. I was not being disrespectful, but trying to distract myself from more worrysome matters.
Still, no excuse...I shall cease and desist.
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Reply #21 Sunday, January 15, 2006 10:11 PM